Cult Names and the Hierarchy of Class
I ain't seen none of them tacticianizing over yonder.
You're right, but I'm trying to make this work! And I'm a rebel!
BLACK POWER!
Power to the people, and all that. I'll be of whatever use I can be. I make some mean dumplings. I can be the dumpling chef of the Lowlies. Or something more useful.
Mmmmmmmm dumplings.
Mmmmmmmm foods.
Have I mentioned how much I hate the word dumplings? Like, it seems like something a kindly grandmother poo would call her poo grandkids. "Off to bed, my little dumplings!".
That said, I bet Sam makes fantastic ...what are they, boiled pastries? I need a substitute word.
Anyway, our army is well fed.
My username may not be a reflection of my actual name, but it is a reflection of my hearth! And that, good sir, is more important than any name!
I will be the court minstrel.
the mistrel warrior!
This thread is so awesome. It sucks I'm missing everything because my computer is a bitch.
But, on a serious note, Fano is haunting me, like ALL the time.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Dig this battle plan:
LOL, pegging.
omg nightrious. Omg. I love this. But sadly, you are now hunted.
can i get a little fucking help from my Named people? christ.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I believe included several dead people and at least one Named person in your arsenal, so that's not going to work out too well.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Revelation: We have Tyler Knight.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
....That's real enough for me.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
That's what she said.
My ghost will haunt your dreams, bitches.
Dig this battle plan:
I don't know what this means but I like it!
Revelation II:
The Named must also accept AlexanderDeath25.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
AND HUNTERCARSON
this thread is getting deleted immediately. Things just went South.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
We also have masters of disguise like Happy_Hooker and PerfectBLue25 and that guy Robobvious for when we need things spoken in italics.
My first name is Brentin. My middle is Louis. Poo poo on you, stupid head.
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
It's never too late to be a Named. You are in! I'm just not editing the main page anymore.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
But... wait... I am Allen Wayne!
I don't have any tasks to perform though, right?
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
you can take fano's job, since he was killed.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Yippee!
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
Oh thanks, that makes sense. You die too.
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
gahdem. an' he be all happy and shit like a croc with gas. this thread has too much blood spilled.
Sadly, most of you are underpeople.
Levi, you may as well lay down your weapons now. With his battle plan, Night and the rest of us fiends have you beat.
I just pictured you fighting, and I imagined Sailor Moon.
Just a thought.
Am I seriously the only one with any pride for my name? NO ONE from my side is dealing in this shit. I may as well give up.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I just pictured you fighting, and I imagined Sailor Moon.
Just a thought.
proceed
Sailor Moon was always badass but cute in the process and I think Sam would totally be like that!
well, fuckin' fuck.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Seriousness be damned! Tom! get in here! Jane! come have some fun! Eddy?
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I just pictured you fighting, and I imagined Sailor Moon.
Just a thought.
proceed
Sailor Moon was always badass but cute in the process and I think Sam would totally be like that!
Never in my life thought I'd say this, but I kinda wish I had a Sailor Moon costume right about now. I'd be taking some mad battle photos.
I just pictured you fighting, and I imagined Sailor Moon.
Just a thought.
proceed
Sailor Moon was always badass but cute in the process and I think Sam would totally be like that!
Never in my life thought I'd say this, but I kinda wish I had a Sailor Moon costume right about now. I'd be taking some mad battle photos.
It would be awesome!
Shit, letting the team down.
imke & eddy have been executed
by way of carpirahnas
Killed in my sleep! Weak.
what about your jobs? you all have jobs. You can't just say you willy nilly killed people.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Well I, for one, am minstreling the shit outta' some fancy-ass music on my guitarsofmassdestruction while The Named are all unawares.
#doingmyjob
NSFW
the flying succubus Z is torturing the lowlies with sugartits and excruciating cleon mating calls.
the gooch, mcrapey, the rebel tom9d, and xec8 assemble with their sonicboombasters and build up the ultimate riff. jill's tit arises from the circle of chronic fiends distracting the Named ghost with his glowing bulb.
the lowlies regain conciousness. El Bit and Vendetta replenish the troops. El Bit takes her stance as Vendetta finishes feeding the remaining lowlies.
the others assemble behind her, pepper,audrey,freemena,golfcat prepares her bow and giant dildo.
El Bit uses her magical dumplings to satisfy the succubus Z's oral desires. Golfcat cocks back the dildo aiming at Z's weakspot, she releases.
Z is hit! She is incapacitated but human once again.
Audrey: Z what is the secret behind the impenetrable Named kingdom?
Short of breath Z says: The Library
Audrey: What about the Library?
Z:the Li--brar--eeeee eh
Z becomes comatosed from the nearly fatal orgasm.
Where is our most well learned? The one who was a false namer and once lived among the Named?
Thank you for the orgasm.
Dude. Dan let me be part of the bandstand. That means I get to make battle music DURING LIVE BATTLE. I don't think you fully understand how awesome that is.
Hey i was off watching a play ("Bugz", starring my niece's 1st grade class) and then feasting on live chickens and cooked potatoes (chick fil a) and then partaking libations (beer).
There will be no coup on my watch.
LEVI! I'M HEREEEEE! NOW BACK THE FUCK UP, LOWLIES OR I'LL BE FORCED TO USE MY JESUS POWERS TO GET GOD TO FUACK ALL Y'ALL SHITS UP!
Matthew Odonnell has been executed.
See the way I'm figurin' it Levi... you're out-numbered and out-powered.