Cult Names and the Hierarchy of Class
if it wasn't a hippy i'd be severely disapointed. after all, i am jesus. he's a fucking hippy.
WIN.
*turns into a environmental lawyer*
267 new posts. Am I dead or alive?
doesn't matter. you're a woman!
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
OK, I'll be in my room seeing how much stuff I can carry around in my vagina.
and I upped the horny level to 15.
THIS WORKS FOR ME!!
i turned you only attracted to mediocre middle aged MEN.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
also, everyone who has a vagina, (everyone except one of my clones,) now has some sort of food item shoved up their vajay. You pick what it is, and what power it will give you over the course of the next week as it disintegrates inside you.
mine is a giant yellow squash, and it will give me the ability to grow to ten times my normal size, and smash things like the incredible hulk. I also regain my male genitalia once I grow huge.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
this picture post will not turn me into these items, it is a picture documentation of what occurred in my vagina.
from this
to this.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Navel Orange. Telekenesis, coz that's what I'm writing about right now.
This is just-
You are correct.
This is just.
unwittingly, fano transforms himself into a statue.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
*turns into man.*
alexa, what is your food of choice? cottage cheese?
I decree it is cottage cheese.
your power is the ability to speak to narwals, and only narwals.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
birthday cake and it gives me the power to make people older when i come into contact with them, and it rejuvenates my youth and keeps me younger longer.
A pita pocket, since it is the vagina of food, anyway.
but what is your power???
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Um, I have the ability to travel 11 seconds in the future. Not very handy, unless I'm waiting for a microwave burrito to warm up.
TreeOh Still lives. For the record.
Second.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
In your pants'!
You want in?
Also, Steve has the ability to transform into a horde of koalas. Not one, many.
Aren't koalas rife with chlamydia?
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everyone is dead. No coming back.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I came back and I feel refreshed.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
that bombing really assisted my digestive system. thanks Levi!
I was going to say this but then the bomb null and voided what I was going to say, thank goodness someone said it first.
The next generation springs to life...
D:
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
O0o0o0o0ohh! I'm a ghost and we'll never have anything here this awesome agaaaaaiiiiinnnn! Oo0o0o0o0ohhh!
I hate you for bumping this shit, Fano.
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Goooooooollllllly! Even in death you're a cryyyyyy baaaabyyyyyy!
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a succession of three posts. And if I have, well fuck it. This shit is hilarious.
Can you go forward 11 seconds, affect the physical world while it is frozen, and then travel 11 seconds back? Because that could be awesome.
Or is it more like "Here I am. Now here I am 11 seconds later?" Because you're right, that would probably be pretty useless.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
I was going to say this but then the bomb null and voided what I was going to say, thank goodness someone said it first.
I've decided this has to be wrong. In order for it to be so, he would've had to have had some kind sex at least once.
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Staawwp! You can't be a bitch anymore! Yer dead! MOM!!!
What the fuck was this thread about?
Says on my screen that the last post here was by BloodSugar and it was made the 22nd...
BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
CREEPY!
BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
CREEPY!
He got banned.
BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
CREEPY!
He got banned.
Why and for how long?
News to me.
That's what happens when you leave.
I got drafted! I had no choice!
*dies*
*resprouts from TreeOh!*