Cult Names and the Hierarchy of Class
You two have to change your names so your usernames aren't your names!
You all can defect as far as I care. I am the KING of names and I will defeat you all just like Jet Li at the end of The One. Bring it on!
You stinker.
sorry steve, forgot about you
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
i thought he just stole that name from that adam sandler movie.
it's only fair to assign the lowliers jobs.
Nightrous: Janitorial staff head. In charge of all lowliers
Fano: mops up around the infirmary, only bodily fluids.
Smartazboy: Head of Security for the Named.
Mricpx: Head carpentry master. Creates unusual and brilliant designs for the Named.
Tuffy: Court Jester
Scerpica: Photog to the Named
Bloodsugar: 2nd Bouncer and official court tattooist. Also, drug supplier.
Six on the Dot, Hardcandy, and Corellion: Dungeon Captives. To be Hanged asap.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Nightrous: Janitorial staff head. In charge of all lowliers
Fano: mops up around the infirmary, only bodily fluids.
Smartazboy: Head of Security for the Named.
Mricpx: Head carpentry master. Creates unusual and brilliant designs for the Named.
Tuffy: Court Jester
Scerpica: Photog to the Named
Bloodsugar: 2nd Bouncer and official court tattooist. Also, drug supplier.
Six on the Dot, Corellion: Dudgeon Captives. To be Hanged asap.
Haha, The Named. Awesome.
Is it just me, or of "The Named", do two not really fit...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
it doesn't matter what you think, you're a lowlier.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Not really, I haven't been mentioned at all.
Besides, no one would ever guess that LeHaHi is "Levi", nor Erjathke "Eddy", so by your own rules, you yourself are a lowlier.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
I accept being a bodily fluid janitor. You can expect to find piss, drool, anal fluid and jizz in your sheets and clothes!
Good day to you, SIR!
Besides, no one would ever guess that LeHaHi is "Levi", nor Erjathke "Eddy", so by your own rules, you yourself are a lowlier.
That's not what his rule said.
Besides, no one would ever guess that LeHaHi is "Levi", nor Erjathke "Eddy", so by your own rules, you yourself are a lowlier.
this is ludicrous! Of course our initials and last names are completely intwined with our user names. You are banished to the dungeons!
this isn't like, a serious thread ruth.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I suggest that it is unoriginal to use your real name (or a derivative thereof) on a webforum, and those who do are, indeed, the lower class citizens. After all, your parents gave you that name. Way to think for yourself!
Take that!
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you do not know the power of the given name. It is the window to the soul, and is the most powerful magic there is. When using summoning spells, the given name is the strongest tie to the power.
Your job is......Cult Preacher.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I dislike that The Named managed to marginalize our power by assigning us jobs. I like REVOLUTION BETTER!!
Your job is......Cult Preacher.
I thought I was the patron heretic, remember?
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Defection detected.
New Dungeon inductee: Fano
To be executed immediately
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Your job is......Cult Preacher.
I thought I was the patron heretic, remember?
precisely why you are being punished by being put to work preaching to an empty church about The Word you do not believe. Your sermon is streamed live to The Named, but you are on mute. But don't try to stray from the Bible, we have people listening.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I hate you.
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How many fingers am I holding up, Tony?
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
BULLSHIT!! BUUUUUULLLLLLLLSHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTT!!!
RISE UP MY BRETHREN! End the tyranny of this Rouxian Ruler! This GaGa Governor! Shall you wallow away your days living under the control of the self appointed Glee Guzzlers!? If you feel the need, then so be it. But I shall die fighting to the last breath, knowing that I settled for nothing less than freedom.
I'm volunteering for execution.
Don't ever mention me again. Anywhere. Ever.
This is why we can't have nice things.
RISE UP MY BRETHREN! End the tyranny of this Rouxian Ruler! This GaGa Governor! Shall you wallow away your days living under the control of the self appointed Glee Guzzlers!? If you feel the need, then so be it. But I shall die fighting to the last breath, knowing that I settled for nothing less than freedom.
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this is ludicrous! Of course our initials and last names are completely intwined with our user names. You are banished to the dungeons!
I imagine the dungeons/slash lowiers living conditions to be like this:
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
How 'bout the ones who used real name user-names that aren't even their real names! Spies? SWERVE!
Tuffy, it does not work that way. You will now be on display in a glass case, doing pantomime for our enjoyment. The air supply is limited, so try not to breathe too much.
Fano has been executed.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Or the ones who used their actual names, but let you think their name is something else! BOOM! CRAZY! Can't trust any of 'em!
Interesting point.
Ritt has been executed.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
this is ludicrous! Of course our initials and last names are completely intwined with our user names. You are banished to the dungeons!
I imagine the dungeons/slash lowiers living conditions to be like this:
HardCandy has been executed.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Bye, Ritt.
{Walks away in a guard uniform}
Didn't work.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
My death shall be avenged. I will not rest while Overlord Levi walks the land of the living, while oxygen nourishes him, and while blood flows through his veins.
It has been proposed that The Named will be taking a trip together.
We shall be having a picnic on the lawn of Buckingham Palace in London, then we shall be traveling by train to Paris for a viewing at the Musee de Orsay, coupled with dinner at a french restaurant with Sarkozy and wife.
Smartazboy: A battalion of bouncers is requested for travel safety.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Frank, pick me. You won't regret it!
you are dead.
i did, however, thoroughly enjoy the Gaga Governor and Glee Guzzelers, but those two G words are forbidden on the cult now, so don't say them.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I'll send with you the "IamJack's..." group. You will have at least 50 of them with you. Half will keep you safe, the other half will try to molest you.
this is, oddly, acceptable.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Levi, since I'm dead...
I want your BRAAAIIIIIIIINNNSSSS!!
It seems lots of the Named hate this thread, but it'd be fun if they played along, just for fun....make up scenarios and whatnot....maybe not. I'm friggin tryin' here. Maybe it's not even funny!
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
You'd have had my support, but I'm a dead lowlie. I was a lord in my 4th grade Renaissance Fair, because I manipulated the system. WE COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT LEVI!
I love this thread.
Did this turn into an RPG?
Yeah, sort of.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
the Named are, of course, Impervious to bullets. Good try though.
I suppose now would be a good time to talk about what the Named actually do.
Me, Levi, I'm the secretary of sorts. I inform the peons of the Lowliers what is going on. I make the announcements. I like to call them Purposeful Announcements.
Eddy is of course the head Librarian of the Cult Library System. He controls which books and readings go out to the Lowliers, Mostly Anne Rice and Twilight, and which books the Named will read for their weekly book club (mandatory). We are currently reading Eat Love Pray.
Jane takes care of all our children that we collectively have. No woman or man is off limits, and thus all children are all our children. We are a commune, of sorts. Jane is known as Mother Milk
Head of the Cult Demopublicans is Tom. He is the political naysayer and supporter of whatever ideology he feels fit to subscribe to that day. All voting is mandatory and done electronically, controlled via tom's cell phone.
Nate is the king, being his proper name is the name by which he is registered. we do not acknowledge Karbunkle. I am speaking on his behalf.
Minerva is the head of the Cult Police which is the level above the Bouncers of which Smartazboy is head of. Minerva employs Steven and Stephen.
Z does all the cooking and shopping for us at Wal mart, and random Lowliers are often subjected to poison tests on our food. Since Z is making it all, she chooses whether they die or not.
That is all for now.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
You forgot that I cook naked, Levi! Good thing I'm impervious to bullets, ammirite?!
where do you think the poison comes from?
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
You won't escape on the sea
Ew, what does THAT mean?!
I'm in Nightrious team too. And I'm an archer.
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