Cult Names and the Hierarchy of Class
I am very sorry to inform you all of this, but there has been a change.
Now, every member with a Cult User Name that is a variation of their actual name can said to be a serious, real person. They are people who are not in need of internet pretenses, or odd names to hide behind.
Firstly, The Lords and Ladies will be announced. Upperclass, better cultists are as follows:
Nate (Nathaniel Parker) ---King of all
Levi (LeHaHi)
Eddy (ejrathke)
Minerva (minerva)
Jane (Jane s)
Tom (tom9d)
Suzzana (Z)
Alecia (Alecia)
Alex Pallix (Alex)
Imke (imke)
Brandon (brandon.tiezt)
Matt (matthew.odonnell)
Hattie (Harriet)
Big S (Stephen)
ScubaSteve (Steve)
PGoutis (Pete Goutis)
Kirk (kirk)
Mirka (mirka)
Dennis (Dennis)
Alexa
(if there are others, post your pureblood status in this thread for all others to exalt!)
Sadly, most of you are underpeople. Lower class citizens whom did not make the cut. I'm sorry. Enjoy Thunderdome.
do what you will with this thread
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
be gone, rimpscrimpton! for that is your new name, vile loathsome creature.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
You know, i always think that Mike's username is MonkeyMike. I was going to mention him, but then i read his name again and, BAM, not the case.
it is alright eddy, the often can have that misleading effect on us.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I'm upperclass, so... NANANANAAAAA! 
Minerva's name is Minerva?
Nightrious' username is his species, which puts him in his own category.
Imke?
it must be said that if a lowlier can prove that their disgraceful invented name has any connection to their christian name, it may be possible to elevate status.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Hehe.
I fart in your general direction.
SHENANIGANS!
I scrub ze urinals.
Is this serious?
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
Yes.
pfff, as if any of those were your real names at all.
you´re fake y´all.
urgh the self-importance of some people..
oh! but Hattie! you get to join!
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I have to say audrey was my christian name in a past life and i'm pretty sure I lived up to my last name thirteen. but either way ..ppptt.. I spit on this thread of self righteousness.
elegantly_bitter...elegantly Butler...?
I was 16 and dissatisfied with Samantha. Gimme a break.
Sir.
My username is just lack of creativity.
HAHAHAAA!
hmmm
I guess that makes me part of the underpeople?
Hilla-rat, Hillary, see the connection? It's intense, I know.
Man is the cruelest animal.
The S stands for Stephen.
I forgot to add that most of you still don't know my real name except for a select few so there
Mine is my name... Thanks for leaving me out Levi!
PGoutis01 - Pete Goutis
I have nothing to hide!
Exhibitionists! the lot of you!
Seems accurate to me!
Alexa
Mirka
Dennis
Kirk
Scarecrow Jack
This shit was stupid and unfunny in chat last night. It's still stupid and funny now.
OMG! My real name has a T in it!!1! I'm in! I'm in!
Idjits.
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So who is on my team? Ritt, El Bit, Bloodmynigga, Tuffy, Scerpica, xec8, Frankazboy... and we're dwelling in the underbelly, beneath your giant steel disc of self righteousness? We're gonna bomb your rectors, FFVII style, mother fuckers.
Excuse the fuck out of me, but I didn't ask to be put on a list. The decision was made on my behalf and I SHUN THIS.
Dan, can I be on your team? I want to be on your team in anything that involves teams.
Wait a minute tom ...then what's this all about?
I don't like this list thing.
The Hierarchy is crumbling!!!
Tom and Alecia have rebelled. We also have Monkeywright. Ya'll mother fuckers is doomed.
You two have to change your names so your usernames aren't your names!
Poor levi.
fuck. i knew i wanted to change my username for a reason, it just wasn't yet apparent.
There are lots of people I don't even associate with their usernames, so I didn't realize how many first-rate culties there are whose usernames are not their real names. When I see Dan and Sam and Phil and whatnot, their usernames don't even register in my brain anymore.
I feel I need to show my solidarity.
You two have to change your names so your usernames aren't your names!
Is that even possible?
And wait! What if I told you that my real name isn't even Tom. It's Mitt. Soooooo......
No it's not possible.
And thanks for deserting our team Tom!
But I do agree with you - there are some people here that I don't associate with their usernames at all.
Blow me.
I do believe wars have been fought over me.
Which puts me in a class of my own, peasantry dies for me while roalty yearns for me.
My username is a God's name...so what does that make me?
On a scale of 1 to awesome I'm the sh*t.
this thread was a joke, so it's not like my feelings are hurt.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
I got no class!
I got no principles!
And I got no innocence!
I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A WORD THAT RHYMES!