Cult Mysteries
That was a bit of an anti climax!
Where's the proof, Mrs?
haha.. I dunno. Are we so sure Brock had an alt account? Seemed to me like just being Brock would take up a lot of time and effort.
Brock could be anyone and we would never know. All he would have to do is learn to use paragraphs.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That's very defeatest, Melody!
For y'all information Succotash Moon told me he did!
Defeatist? It was a friggin joke. It was meant to be funny.
Edit: in case you've forgotten, Brock was very well known for his walls of text.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
No I got it, I was just joking.
We need to uncover more mysteries!
Where the fuck is Nate?
He's on assignment.
Where is Phil? Where is Jack? Where is Jane?
Where's mah keys? Oh where's mah phone?
There's one for the Brits, there.
Where is Z? Where is Timberly? Where is Matty? Where Steve? Where is Owl? Where is Winnie? Where is Cammie? Where is Mena? Where is Chester?
Where is my mind?
With my feet in the air and my head on the ground
I was Brock Landers..
This is why we can't have nice things.
Or was I Lock Branders? I forget.
We were all John S.
This is why we can't have nice things.
How has nobody on here proposed to me yet?
Why haven't any of you sent me nude pictures?
Why don't you people just damn love me?
I'll send you nude pictures.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
No.
Please.
Don't.
EDIT: my lack of taste and class duly noted.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Please.
Don't.
I wouldn't have offered if I'd thought you'd say yes 
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Edit: tuffy's a wanker.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Why did Levi turn into such a faggy little cunt?
Was Corellion just really ugly and that's why he never posted pictures of himself?
Why doesn't Phil accept the hair dolls I send him?
Because he came out of the closet and went to a Lady Gaga concert.
No, the opposite. His handsomeness would break the internet.
Because he already has so much hair as it is. Duh. I mean have you seen the hair on that guy?
Who am I?
Just rob.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
This is very bad advice for the youth of America.
This is very bad advice for the youth of America.
As soon as I hit post I saw that it was lower case and realized this left it open to interpretation, but I was too lazy to fix it.
Also, hi fano.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Pretty much, yeah.
These are not mysteries- they all got bored of the Cult and are still allive.
Case closed!
Ok then. How do we get them back to stay?
I'm Spartacus.