Cult dead ringers

I don't go through a day without somebody saying I look like Jimmy Fallon. It's most aggravating when it's some stranger that comes up to me and says it.

Throughout my life, people have told me I look like a lot of people. Some are more flattering than others. I'll go in order of what they called me from youngest to oldest.

And most flattering, recent, but far-fetched...

I've been told Drew Barrymore, but that is really a long shot. A really really long shot.

The basket case chick from the breakfast club is a near dead ringer personality wise in many many aspects, it sort of freaked me out when I watched it again a few years ago and my sister and James were laughing at me the whole time, including the way I tend to dress (I'll be dammed if someone is going to make me over and suddenly I feel good about some jerk falling in love with me because of it though).

Daria, also personality wise

apparently I have this guys chin

People have said that I favor Sanda Bullock, but I don't see it really.

I've heard Matthew Broderick, and I can sort of see it.

I've heard a lot

There are more but I can't think of any!

Andreea Raducan, Romanian retired gymnast.

These seem more or less accurate. Except for Hattie's. I think I've only seen one picture of you but you look wayyyyyyyy better than Allsopp. Unfortunately, I can't think of anyone who looks more like you right now.

As for me, I reminded people of Selena Gomez all the time in high school. Because of my hair and affinity for teenage boys, obviously.

I don't look like anybody.

Z, I definitely saw you in picture #2!

And yeah, Harriet, you're more attractive than she is. I've seen that lady on the telly though, I quite like her.

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I don't look like anybody either, Justin. Not as far as I know anyway.

Irina, you remind me of Stoya

You don't look exactly like her, maybe it's more of her frame, but she reminds me of you whenever I see her. Especially now that her hair is longer.

I was expecting that, Z. You're backed by the opinions of two male friends of mine. Fun fact, Stoya and I have the exact same sizes (chest, waist, hips), but she's much taller.

Also, I've been told by one person I look like FUCKING Kristen Stewart. I don't, right? Right?

Thanks for choosing a picture where she's dressed.

Haha! I had my safesearch on, so most of the pictures had her in clothes, only a few of them were porn-y.

I don't see the Kristin Stewart thing. At all.

I used to have a friend that always said that I looked like Jason Newstead from Metallica.

But more people have just told me I look like I'm from Europe... not sure how to take that one. When I'm old I think I want to look like:

Jamie Lee totally, just imagine her hair cut off. And this.

My mom told me I look like Kristin Stewart the other day and a few times before that too She also said I looked like JLH in Can't Hardly Wait and that Natalie Portman's body in Black Swan reminded her of mine.

My aunt and mom told me I look like Scarlett Johansson, I've flipped through magazines before thinking I've flipped past a picture of me which is weird. We don't have the same facial features but similar structure I guess.
Demi Moore in Ghost because I had the stupid haircut
Most recent one was Shaun White cuz we have the same smile
I won a gold medal mom!
I also got told Keira Knightley by my dad and stepmom because of the lip pouty thing she does It was really hard to find pics where these people actually look like me. There were some pics of Scarlett when she was younger that looks like some pics I have from when I was in jr. high, it's kinda creepy.

audreythirteen wrote:

Demi Moore in Ghost because I had the stupid haircut

Pictures, etc.

Jaz - you remind me of the hot latino-American girl from Deathproof!

i can also see the Scarlett Johnanson thing.

I have, believe it or not - been told I look like:

audreythirteen wrote:

Hattie wrote:

I like to think I look a lot younger and am less frumpy-looking but it could be worse I suppose.

Who do people say you look like?

You remind me of Natasha Lyonne

You wouldn't be the first to say that, either.

I think the only reason you probably got the lily allen thing is the eyeliner? cuz I don't really see the resemblance other than that. Sorry about the bloody picture haha All the other pictures of Natasha she's like super out of shape and looks like a different person.

I get Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black pretty regularly.

Barbara thinks I have something of Andy Garcia or Robert Downey Jr

Some tourists ridiculously mistook me this summer for a minor German celebrity :

I prefer Mathieu Amalric (the villain in the second Daniel Craig James Bond) or Gabriel Byrne :

I've been told I look like Ashton Kutcher since 8th grade. Like all the fucking time. I really don't see it though. It has been a while i guess, but there was a point a couple years ago when strangers and costumers would tell me every day.
Also through high school a few people took to calling me Clark Kent or CK or some other clever variation. Really it's just because I'm a little nerdy, have dark hair and I wear glasses. I guess that makes me Superman.

And in the last year or so since I've started growing this strangely shaped facial hair, people have taken to making fun of it by calling me Wolverine. Hilarious.

I realized too late that there is an actual Superman comic book visible in the background of that picture.

I've been told i look like Denzel Washington... maybe in the badassness or whatever, but he is way lighter skinned than me.

Yeah people mistake me for Lou Ferigno everywhere I go. I'm always like, no I'm not the Hulk and no I won't sigh your damn comic book man. Sheesh. Personally I don't see it.

Jessica

Morgage Rates Girl likes to tell people she looks like me. Get it straight.

Hattie wrote:

I always get Rosario Dawson and Michelle Rodriguez mixed up.

Dawson is hotter but I like Rodriguez more because her characters are badasses and always die before the end of the movie for stupid reasons. Seems more Jazlike somehow.

I loved Michelle Rodriguez in Girlfight which was her first movie. I definitely love the characters she plays and would love to be that badass. I don't think I look like her much even though I so wanted too haha. I think DonLyabb told me I looked like Rosario Dawson, I never thought I did. We both have those huge smiles though and I also like a lot of the badass characters she plays.

I think you do too.

Also, sometimes I forget that Ludwig is not, in fact, Johnny Depp dressed as Dillinger. He doesn't look like him as much as those other guys he named but still.

In my 10th grade pictures my face looks like Scarlett's too. Except for the lips, obviously.

Jaz, I see the Scarlett Johansson thing! That's so neat.

I've been told Jane Asher, one of Paul McCartney's former fiances.

I WISH

You do!

Yay!

I can see Natasha Lyonne and a bit of Lily Allen, Hattie!

Jazzy, you definitely have a bit of Scarlett Johansson in you. I think it's your gorgeous mouth.

I love these threads so much.

The weird thing is, I don't actually have any features like Jamie Lee Curtis, or any of the others, except maybe Lili Taylor. I can see how I might look like them in some way, but I just think it's funny that I don't have similar face/mouth/eye/nose shapes to any of these people, but I still get told I look like them all the time. Or, not all the time, but these are the most reoccurring.

I still think that Jaz looks like Danay Garcia

Jaz just reminds everyone of badass tan women. Which is pretty dead on.

Also, I'm now reminded of something someone said to me, coincidentally, like the day after Fano mentioned that model comment.

Guy: You look just like [name that I longer remember of some model that doesn't look very much like me].

Me: Oh well, thank you, that's ver-

Roommate: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... she wishes.

HAD TO BE THERE.

hahahaha

One time, at a party, these people were like, "You look like that person from There Will be Blood, um, that one, um, um, um, fuck what's his name? That one who--um, um..."
And someone else said, "The little kid?" And everyone laughed and I forget the rest, but then I watched There Will be Blood some time after that and remembered...and I couldn't remember if the kid thing was a joke or not, so I asked my friends, "Does anyone in this movie look like me?" And they said, "Um...um...ummm..." And I said, "Does the little kid look like me?" And they said, "Um, um, um, um..." And I forget the rest but these kind of discussions are bullshit horrible if you're not beautiful like everyone else.

Did we used to have a thread where people posted which celebrity people looked like of the opposite sex? Because I just spent two hours looking for it and couldn't find it.

Found a lot of gems, though: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/i-sudy-lots-and-am-too-good-plac...

I'm really good at google.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/freak-out

I did not want to know what felching was...Thanks Jes.

How do you make it to 24 without learning what felching is?

Honestly, you people born before the 90's amaze me sometimes.

Yeah, I don't get most sexual practices. I used to get most of them, but as I got older the ridiculous stuff started outnumbering the good, normal stuff. Even anal is still uncharted territory for me, and I'm in nooo hurry.

Oi, the internet. Sometimes you're just not my kinda place.