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i tire of your lack of witty banter, please be offended as i cease to respond to it in this thread.

if your are not offended i could honestly care less.

if you care less...i could still, honestly care less.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by AquariusDreamer [/i]
[B]i tire of your lack of witty banter, please be offended as i cease to respond to it in this thread.[/B][/QUOTE]

YEah, yeah... so tired of it all... wait! I got an idea! Show how tired you are by not posting back about how fucking tired you are! Just a thought... because when you say you are tired then respond, I see that as a lie...

BTW, besides being an asshole - a real one - I love to suck cock. Really.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]BTW, besides being an asshole - a real one - I love to suck cock. Really. [/B][/QUOTE]

More witty sarcasm. Great stuff little buddy. You are an asshole. You aren't an asshole. You suck cock. You still suck cock. You are such an enigma...

I am many many horrible things, but I am not an inbred redneck misanthrope.

For the record, I am by no means not implying that Brock or anyone else is in any way an inbred redneck misanthrope. I just wouldn't say such a thing. Even if it were true. Which, I, of course, would have no way of knowing.

(that was so good, I had to X-post it.) How's the wife & kid, Brock?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B](that was so good, I had to X-post it.) How's the wife & kid, Brock? [/B][/QUOTE]

What wife and kid? I'm only 13...

Aw, am I an asshole poser, too? Or iz I da real thang?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Aw, am I an asshole poser, too? Or iz I da real thang? [/B][/QUOTE]

Really, I dunno what I think you is, man, like when I think of Disx, I think of 60's-era astronauts with flattop haircuts and overpriced drug stores with a jizz-mopped, jack-cubicle, cleaning-solution atmosphere... otherwise, you don't strike me as particularly angry or assholish or angst-ridden or anything for that matter...

No, disx - you are an ass.

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That is what you wanted to hear, right?

So is this the thread where we all get to hear what Brock thinks of us? Like the fact that I seem to be in a harem of internet women?

[b][i]My[/i][/b] supposed internet harem, Jane. You for got the important part.

Oh yeah. My bad. Please accept my humble, slave-like apologies.

After looking up what "harem" means, that's funny.

LOL!

the desperation in brock's on-line performances is astounding. gaining 40 pounds in 7 months. adding two inches in height by wearing shoes - as if a man would ever admit to wearing elevated shoes! do you wear a toupee as well. this is rich.

i suppose i must be the rich, fat daddy in this farce; the revolutionary with no backbone; the uninitiated, insensate nonce that just doesn't get the elegance, wit and style of the young master brock landers.

brock, enlighten us. your voice is akin to winthrop's citty on a hill. please, i beg you. your most humble servant, save us from ourselves.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]the desperation in brock's on-line performances is astounding. gaining 40 pounds in 7 months. adding two inches in height by wearing shoes - as if a man would ever admit to wearing elevated shoes! do you wear a toupee as well. this is rich.

i suppose i must be the rich, fat daddy in this farce; the revolutionary with no backbone; the uninitiated, insensate nonce that just doesn't get the elegance, wit and style of the young master brock landers.

brock, enlighten us. your voice is akin to winthrop's citty on a hill. please, i beg you. your most humble servant, save us from ourselves. [/B][/QUOTE]

Desperate how? Desperate that I seek to be fit and healthy and muscular, while you remain flabby and flaccid? Not to compare myself to De Niro or nothing, but I'm putting on muscle and weight for a movie role, and who knows... one day maybe that role will actually exist in a film, not holding my breath however...

Shoes? Well what can I say? I gain weight, I need bigger shoes, at least wider, and I know you only wear penny loafers with tassels... I judge by your flabby Nic-Cage picture, the one where you look like him in adaptation as Kaufman, but yeah... I wear combat boots and clodstompers and basketball shoes, etc... and they do add height... it's not magic... this isn't Ripley's Believe it or not...

You called yourself the 'rich, fat, daddy'. Perhaps you said it to get attention. Perhaps it was to infer I thought that you were that. Whatever the reason, you obviously believe you are soft and mishappen. You obviously recognize your lack of effort... motivation... where-with-all even...

I don't think you're stupid... quite the opposite. I don't think you don't 'get me'... you just like taking your frustration on me. Why? I don't know exactly without speaking to you more. Maybe you feel like a failure for 'losing' your job. Maybe you need more self-esteem when times seem tough. You're probably unhappy with your body, as even a person in the greatest shape can be, and maybe you find mocking me about your lack of backbone and fortitude is somehow going to alleviate some of your own pain. I don't know. I don't 'feel your pain'...

I do however know what it's like to be unhappy, overweight, underpaid, unappreciated... and it's inherent in all you write, framstedt. When you tell me how I waste my time on this board and am unmotivated yet you yourself feel no shame in doing likewise... I don't know, just seems... so... pointless. Maybe I have no answers. I really don't. I don't pretend to either... never have... yet somehow, in some backwards logic, you have come to the conclusion that I think I am better than you, which truly, again... I blame on your own lack of self-esteem since I never said as much...

I can't enlighten you. Only you can do that for yourself. I don't see it happening in your current state of mind, but that's just me... that's just what I see... and I can only judge things from my own perspective as I don't see things from any angle other than my own. Here I find myself in familiar territory... or rather in the future present, simply put... I think highly of myself... I have no problem stating this fact, however I do have a problem with others who feel exactly the same way about themselves, yet deny it to be true, and judge me in their so-called self-titled 'non-judgement'. You are as much a 'sinner' as me. The only difference, is I don't believe in the existence of sin...