1st Coolest Cultie annual awards 2008
This is the start of a new cultie tradition, where we vote whos the coolest poster this year and we all pitch in and send him/her something cheap and probably useless has a prize.
My vote goes to Morey, His just too damn original. its all open to disscussion. Post your cultie, give a reason why he should win and why everyones else is still cool but not has cool has Morey has your pick.
Let the awards battle begin!
I all ready have a wife. Sorry dude.
have my baby?
morey's too psychizophrenic to be the coolest. you never know what post you're gonna get from him. whether it'll be something good or blurting out random swears or even just a lot of random letters followed by a broken youtube link.
Nightrious would be a good candidate. He stays away for just long enough and then swoops in with a finely worded post about whatever happens to be going on. The only problem is, since he's quit working, he doesn't seem to do anything at all. Just reporting on how bizarre everyone else is in whatever they are doing.
Tom should also get a nomination. A professional air guitar competitor AND a young republican is certainly enough to qualify. But horrible, horrible parody threads take down his stock.
there's so much love here!
my tummy feels warm and fuzzy just watching.
Check yourself into the Superbowels Prediction thread.
Mix are genes like in that one futuristic movie with the guy who made Rambo where his some superhuman cop made on a lab?
I nominate that Alex Cassum guy.
Judge Dredd on a lab?!
You got to mention why you should win and why Morey and everyone else is not has cool has you. You cant just whore yourself to us without giving a reason
Check yourself into the Superbowels Prediction thread.
i searched but can find no such place. the name alone makes me think this is lucky.
Nate, you cant tell us who would be a good candidate, we all know that everyone besides Phil is awesome. But GIVE US A NAME. just one, how am I, Ritt and Shana going to decide whos the coolest when you give us 3 candidates???
Tom should also get a nomination. A professional air guitar competitor AND a young republican is certainly enough to qualify. But horrible, horrible parody threads take down his stock.
That means a lot coming from you, Nate. Thanks.
...and for what it's worth, I've not made many parody threads in the last few months.
Check yourself into the Superbowels Prediction thread.
i searched but can find no such place. the name alone makes me think this is lucky.
nevermind, found it. that much white castle would kill the butterflies in my tummy. once they taste blood they're a destructive force of nature.
Tom should also get a nomination. A professional air guitar competitor AND a young republican is certainly enough to qualify. But horrible, horrible parody threads take down his stock.
That means a lot coming from you, Nate. Thanks.
...and for what it's worth, I've not made many parody threads in the last few months.
Except for that one about "The thread that everybody wants" is stupid.'
That shit was SRS!
see, when some one has to decide something, there needs to be more than one thing to choose from. three is more than one. that leads to there being the opportunity to decide.
if there was only one name then there is no decision.
this is all basic stuff here.
That shit was SRS!
That wasn't a parody thread. That was a declaration of the other thread's stupidity. I didn't want to degrade myself by posting in the original thread.
Tom should also get a nomination. A professional air guitar competitor AND a young republican is certainly enough to qualify. But horrible, horrible parody threads take down his stock.
That means a lot coming from you, Nate. Thanks.
...and for what it's worth, I've not made many parody threads in the last few months.
yeah, i noticed that, but the aura still clings. same with that Ask thread monkeywright made. I was proud as hell with everyone for not flooding everything with copycats but I didn't want to say anything and look like a brown-noser.
this is all basic stuff here.
this is precisely why chairman morey is being installed as cult benevolent dictator.
it will simplify your life nathaniel.
That shit was SRS!
That wasn't a parody thread. That was a declaration of the other thread's stupidity. I didn't want to degrade myself by posting in the original thread.
Or The Mahpants Meetup!!!
Or the Post here and I will give you a quote from that dick - Moby thread!
It's all serious business!
You got to mention why you should win and why Morey and everyone else is not has cool has you. You cant just whore yourself to us without giving a reason
The fuck I can't, I can whore myself to anyone I want and goddamnit if I'm going to give a reason why!
Haha. Come on...those were good!!! Admit it.
And I didn't say I stopped making parody threads, just that I haven't made many 
oh yeah, that reminds me i got a couple more of those to do.
Those are good. I agree.
edit, ah nevermind.
I was all set to drop a "you got served" poster in here, but then Tom seemed to win Minerva over.
I stand behind Mahpants Meetup, that shit was funny.
There is hope, but not for us.
I thought so too.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Minerva and I are banned from that Meet Up.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
I'm prepared to unban you as long as there are no further infractions.
hey cuban i can't help but think you are no stranger here, if not there's been a space waiting.
We are now working on the 3 nominated culties. once we agree on this we will decide the victor and he/she will recieve a tiny victory trophy from MonkeyWright. Its a lot of responsability.
how tiny?
So, this is who we have decided has the top 3 culties:
Jill's tit: for creating the dress down thread and making a creepy and original youtube video.
Six on the dot: for posting the "one guy one cup" video and not getting banned (pluss her dress down contributions)
Tom9d: Everyone just loves that kid.
Pick your favorite and help him/her take home the GOLD!
im definately strange. and while a stranger, this doesnt feel like a strange land.
i was born for this place. glad to know there's a space waiting for me somewhere in here.
I vote Frank.
im definately strange. and while a stranger, this doesnt feel like a strange land.
i was born for this place. glad to know there's a space waiting for me somewhere in here.
quit being sexual tourista, and it seems although i inspired the thread i've been 86'd so my vote is for six cause she started cool and she's never left it.
I vote for Morey
Show yout titz!
I vote Frank.
I nominate and vote for myself because Im a narcissist.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
I thought that said infections and I was like, ew.
I don't know who to vote for. I'm quite torn.
This signature does not quote anything. Evar.
I vote Frank.
Barca Boy
You guys need to post WHY they deserve to win. If not, your post will be ignored.
Frank!
I either vote Mike, for bringing funnies and animal pictures.
Or Frank, because of the way he says "snazzy."
Frank!
I would nominate Frank and Monkeywright. Monkeywright for the amount of content he adds to the sight, the animal pictures, the videos, his beard picture thing, and his every other post being funny. Also, that ask me anything thread, which was ballsy and which he stayed committed to.
Frank was no more exceptional this year than any, but always a lively poster, always funny, always charming, definitely one of the people who hold this place together.
Also: Wickercat, for sleeping with 87 women or whatever. Actually let's just give it to him and be done with it.
ironboy will you marry me?