[Contest] Make Me Laugh!
Ypu showed balls, sir. That's an automatic.
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actually got a lot more video entries than i was expecting, I don't really care for looking at moving pictures on the pc. kinda annoys me, but these were worth it. lots of mirka nominating shit she thought was funny. which i appreciate.
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The video's nothing, I teabagged the Cult in Dress Down thread, but I wouldn't wanna subject you to it...
Teh Prizes!
Jill's Tit: $10 Amazon gift card.
Smartazboy: $20 Amazon gift card.
zoth: $20 Amazon gift card and The Mystery Box!
Another round of applause, please. Enjoy your prizes fellow Culties!
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woot woot, the box! the box!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Awesome!
I want to know what's in the mystery box. I need to know. Can he post pictures?
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
He can do whatever he wants.
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for sure, check the april pics later this week.
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All prizes have now been sent.
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cool, i'm going to split mine with the mirka for her nomination.
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Thank you, zoth, but I will decline. That prize is all yours and you deserve it!
The Mystery Box!!!
There will probably be enough to share.
Even I don't know.
It's a mystery!
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Hey! Thanks for giving me money for getting naked and dancing! I'm officially a stripper now.
Thanks, again Tuffy. I shall spend this certificate, foolishly.
thx from me as well, i have already purchased a few things.
mirka my offer still stands though, any time you need something let me know, and we shall see what the mystery box holds.
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Forgotten Rule Now Included: Winners must tell us all what they get with their prizes.
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i will, i got diary by someone named palhniuk, now i have the whole fiction collection, and onyx got a video game, i'm so em bare assed i don't want to say what it is,
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I'm very excited about the mystery box. It gives this a game show feel. And it doesn't get any better than getting the cash AND the mystery box.
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Man, I really hope I haven't over-hyped this...
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...If the Mystery Box is a total bust, let me know and I'll get ya something better like a Bag Of Bones or something. They have never let me down yet though.
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Wait, so even YOU don't know what's in the mystery box?
It's a BUSINESS SERVER!
Will it come packaged like this?
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"...human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to move the stars."
Not a clue!!!!
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God I hope so!!!
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This made me laugh the most. You see the fuckin' horse and it's strange, then you see the false leg and it's weird.
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And then you see all that photoshop and it kind of gets annoying.
ANYWAY, where the heck do you get a mystery box!
Okay, I've actually been making some research on Mystery Boxes and have come up with nothing. I think random mystery box is the greatest prize ever - no matter what's in it. I swear, I am far too intrigued.
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Me too, Shana. We should start a business where people pay us to put some sweet random shit in boxes and send them 'round.
When they do the Woot Off on www.woot.com, I only watch it to possibly get the Random Bag of Crap. I've come so close to getting it but then there were computer errors or I didn't have the security code for my credit card... I will not rest until I get that bag of crap.
Vitaly, I can imagine us loading boxes in a warehouse full of useless but fun items and deleting the complaint emails all day long.
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This pleases me immensely.
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Haha, I'm joking about it but I might have to run this idea by some friends. I mean, shit, I do live in hipster central and we all know how much broke ass twenty somethings love getting boxes of random junk. That's their rich parent's well earned money I could be making!
10% of that idea is mine.
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I'm trying to find a domain name for you, Vitaly. I'll be your work from home administrative assistant - and you will pay me handsomely.
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Agreed!
tuffy: Forgotten Rule Now Included: Winners must tell us all what they get with their prizes.
so, iv'e been waiting to hear
what did smartaz and jill's tit purchase?
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A cheap-o straight edge razor knife (it's a knife, not a razor) and $1.00 sunglasses!
So far I'm buying time, until I figure out what to get.
Unless you haven't updated your purchasing information in Pointless Announcements, it may be time for you to buy some new underwear. It's been over a year since you posted that!
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---------------OK, PICS NOW IN THE APRIL PIC THREAD------------------------
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Can you post them here? That April thread has too many pages!
i only do this for you mirka.
but in a way they kinda belong in this thread.
cool and wacky novelty stuff, in that pick you can't even tell all the stuff that's there, onyx is super happy about the girly stuff.
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They do belong in this thread. Plus, I am sticking it again for a few days because this was a very cool thread all around.
Thanks for posting the pics just for me. xoxo
Tuff, you rock!
wow. that looks like several hours of fun.
The power of delusion is incredibly strong
vitaly, what'd you win, get ?
frank, what'd you win, get ?
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
JKabol, if you had actually read the thread, you might have seen this: 
jill's tit: A cheap-o straight edge razor knife (it's a knife, not a razor) and $1.00 sunglasses!
and frank hasn't decided
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i read the thread. but ive read lots of threads over the past few days and must have missed it. ho hum, tisk tisk
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I'm just pretty stoked that I won something, having put in absolutely zero effort into it. And, uh, I'd like to thank the academy... That's my speech.