[Contest] Make Me Laugh!
NOTE: This contest is now over. Thank you for playing!
In honour of this Holy Day, the First of April 2008 CE, do We hereby proclaim this contest open to any and all members of The Cult, mods, admins, etc. included.
The rules are simple: Make me laugh.
The rest is entirely up to you. Tell a joke. Submit a video. Funny picture. ANYTHING. Originality is always funnier than recycling. Caveat: I have an odd sense of humour.
Follows the fine print:
This is not a joke. Contest ends tomorrow (2 April 2009) at 3 p.m. my time (Eastern Daylight Savings - New York time for those of you having trouble). Entries received after then will be mocked or ignored. What constitutes an entry is up to the contestant; use your imagination. Best (funniest) entry as judged by the Judge (Myself) wins. All decisions are final. There will be a prize and it will be awesome (or at least nifty). Prize is non-transferable. Void where prohibited, illegal, immoral, or stupid.
This is why we can't have nice things.
A bold bold first entry!
Who shall I mark down as the entrant, though? Jillstit or Jkabol?
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Um.... I don't think we (Supermods) can sticky these. I'll have to speak to an admin.
At their discretion, of course.
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give it to vitaly. he clearly earns notable entry for that shit !!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
that is so mean
if this kid doesn't make you laugh, well then i'm sorry, but you're brain dead.
watch this:
and then watch this:
Art is never finished, only abandoned
yesterday i was clocking in at work and it was like 730am and i felt the need to fart. i let one out, thinking it would be a subtle silent one, only it wasn't, it was a very loud HONNKK. i'm sure most of the office heard it, including the guy who walked by a few seconds later. i mean it, it was loud.
then later i was at my desk and i let another one out and it smelled pretty foul and a few seconds later my boss walks by and says loudly 'there's that sewage smell again', thinking it was a sample someone was working on (i work at a geochemistry lab).
yesterday was proud for me because i had 2 fart stories to tell in one day.
Sweet! I didn't even have to enter and I'm already winning! Only on April Fools... 
I nominate corellion for:
I'm going to break everything that you love!
Maybe cor for best find, but for best original material, Frank's BUSTED TEES: A LOVE STORY!
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/busted
oh, man. i remember vividly that busted tees one. that fucking rocked haha
ima go hang out with a wall later-
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ima go hang out with a wall later-
I especially liked: "I told her about the walls and how doors let you go through them."
"..however she was actually looking at a wall she had never seen before."
edit:withdrawn--jizz down below
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
I came!
I chuckled at that. What does this mean?
Also:
Looks like Spunck's life is dull and pointless.
or
Looks like Spunck's life is dull and pointless.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
yeah, if you think it's funny to be RACIST!
Looks like Spunck's life is dull and pointless.
Nevermind. I will be associated with that all you want me to be
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Yeah, this could be difficult.
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wtf is this? i found it earlier.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
oh shit, zoth! hahaha. You are insane.
I deserve to die, how could I forget Zoth Cartoons! http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/zoth-comic-thread-not-my-idea-i-...
oh, and zothed!
I thought my fever had broken but I just watched a video of Zoth eatin man splat. For the sake of my sanity I have to believe I'ze still fever trippin.
There are no pacts between lions and men.
you guys think that's me? oh that's funny, like i would ever do something like that. sick!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
ONLY AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT----COME ON PEOPLE!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
contest over i guess, i wanted to see alot in here, but good stuff. tuffy?
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
It's on until 3. Still under an hour left.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
oh god, i'm so stupid, i lived on pacific time for so long, sorry about that, thx bess
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
I'm not Bess, Casey. But you're welcome.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
i'm so sorry, iv'e been out of chat so long i'm out of it.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
this wont make you laugh, but rather confuse in humor. not for the win or anything. just a little more icing is all..
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The window for entries is now closed. Winners will be announced shortly.
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A Pervy Horse named Cassun.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
I was only going to have a single winner, but there were some really good ones here.
For symmetry and tradition's sake, I went with the top three. Picking the best of the three was very very hard. In the end, the choice between #1 and #2 was pretty much arbitrary.
Your winners are:
Third Place: Jill's Tit for "For Jane. (I don't even know what I'm doing here.)"
Second Place: Smartazboy for "BustedTees: A Love Story"
and...
First Place: zoth for "zoth's CREATE YOUR OWN LIL' COMIC STRIP. for culties.(not my idea, mirka's)"
Great job to all entrants and Special Thanks go to JKabol and Mirka.
Thank you and goodnight.
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What was the prize?!
this is a fucking putrage!
We at TuffCo are waiting to hear back from our winners before we announce what they have won. Please stand by.
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Second place, woo! I'm glad that someone bumped that thread recently and gave it the oppurtunity to be nominated.
SPEECH! SPEECH!
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
I don't think I get to say a speech. I think I'm just supposed to sit at my table with a fake smile and a hardy clap at the ready so when the camera pans to me after they name the winner I look like a gracious loser.
that thread is old i can't believe it won! that is surprising, i thought the vid may have a chance but it was all in good fun, let me get my note out of my pocket here, hang on.
ok, first i wanna thank my homegirl mirka for bringing that into the contest, she has always been a sweetheart to me and probably my #1 supporter. i will see what i can do to get her a little somethin somethin.
and i think everyone in that thread said nice things, thank you all very much.
in real life i'm actually just shy and deppressed but this site is great and has been a creative outlet for me, and i belong to no other forums, why go anywhere else. first i discover chuck and then at his site there's a great community.
also i love that people can laugh at the stuff i do, that really makes me happy.
thanks to---X96 with kerry, bill and gina wake me up every morning and i laugh for hours, and have been doing so for 15 years. (they are not your average morning radio show.)
also onyx, my dorky g.f.
alright tuffco hand that shit over yo! j/k
i could go on but the music is playing.
love you palahniuk, and to all, thx. xoxo
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
but you are a winner
zoth's was just way way better. clearly.
seriously, that busted tees was phenom
hahahahaaaa awaa
anyway, i loved it, considering i too had spent serious time navigating around the subject and needed to look at it in a new light.. the kind that you showed. i went from bothered as fuck to actually liking the spam/advertisements. like, most times the page would refresh and i would see her, and mostly i wondered if that girl really prefers walls, or doors ?..
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
busted tees was fantastic.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
America hates a gracious loser, Smartaz. Lash out.
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ohhhh, i got one, and it took a little while to find hahaha:
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/jane
originally for that one they call tobii
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play hard, like it's work to be done.