Completely boring account of a nobodys life during the last weeks

Hey there. Strange weeks had been these last ones.
As some of you people know I used to work for the maffia and my job was mainly to transport huge amounts of money and some "goods" from one place to another, that, and gambling for the big boss.
I was really depressed, I mean, ok, I had a lot of time to read, and a lot of time to surf the web (but that was in a stealthy mode) but I just cant get rid of the feeling that I was wasting my life in there, 10 hours at day I was there, and I had to endure "old pervert" yakking about his pathetic life, A girl who wanted to get me laid, and constant mediocrity (since the cool ones worked in another section) and to be true, the money was no good, and I knew that everyday would have been the same, for ever and ever.(you stay in my heart, forever and ever with you, and if you... ENOUGH.... stupid Rick Astley stay out of my head!!!!!)
ok..were was I?
Oh yeah..
The thing is that I got really down and I even got to think that maybe AIDS was a good choice in order to get a little spice on my life (I know I sound like brandy alexander... its not the porpouse, Im not that cool at all) ,but you know, being gay and all, I really would hate to reach 70 years old, no kids, and stuck in a pathetic job, not gaining experience in nothing in particular (just being a thug) some more years in there and I would have looked for a change, any change... and since the job market here is not the best, theres a lot of unemployement, you gotta take care of the job you got. and to be true, I was too lazy to look for another thing, because in my depression state, I tought that I was the last thing in the planet that deserved any good thing. I had lost control of my life, and life was getting bore. I was comfortably numb.
Ok those days are over, I have recieved a great job offer (a goverment position) wich I can´t refuse (from some people who used to hire me 10 years ago, good salary, great job hours, actually just 6 hours per day, weekends off, and 1 month for vacations, and im all for LESS JOB HOURS, to me the shorter the time in your job the best) So I happily quit the mob job, the only downside of that is that actually I used to do all my cultism from there, I mean, From the 10 hours that I used to work 6 were cult surfing, and the funny thing is that my bosses were really sad that I leave them. I guess they never realize that the thing that I was so concentrated reading on my pc were not accountabillity balances.
(BTW big maffia boss and his wife were great to me, I had nothing but words of praise to them)
I don know why Im writing this, maybe because I heard that some people were asking about me around here (wich really surprised me), and to be true, I really missed some of you people, and the site in general, and I think that I owe an explanation to those good friends I have met here.
Oh, before some Tyler durden clone around here quote the "you are not your job" thing I may tell you that try working 10 hours at day and you will really start to think that maybe you are not your job, but even if you try to fight it, your job will destroy your will and consume you sooner or later.
So now Im looking at a completely new perspective here. I will have lots of time off, I can do things for myself because I have the time to do them, and even people wich I tought that hated me because I was such a shitty person are showing affection to me, So its kinda funny, two weeks ago I was contemplating the idea of death like a fun ride, now I think that maybe I can have fun living.
They even make me take a psychologic test for the new job, wich I was sure that I would fail, because, are you familiar with that test with the blurs on the cards that you have to recognize?, (think its called the rogel test or something like that) On one of them cards I saw 2 naked african tribe ladys playing the bongos with fire on their back, on the second one I saw a spider with wings, and pink reptiles creeping up a mushroom on another one.... but as strange as it may sound I even get an approved on that.
So know I will have to look for some time to check on the cult while I am not at work. this place is just too good to quit.
Thats is all... I know that it was boring... but I never told ou to read it. There are a lot of other far more interesting stories around here. But for those who really cared about me, you have my most sincere thanks.

PS: I am now kinda nervous about the HIV test... but... whatever happends will happend, and I will accept destiny (I would have never imagined that fate has all this things in store for me, so... be it)

ALL the above would have belonged to the pointless announcements thread. But this is not a perfect world at all.