Colour-ized
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2088&perpage=20&pagenumber=1]as suggested here- [/URL]- im making colouring books based on scenes from chuck books. now, i need some suggestions as to the kinds of scenes- from any of books- that i can draw reference from. heres my shortlist:
Ursula giving Victor a handjob
Denny and Victor at the stripclub
when Carl goes to the house with all the naked people
Tender recording a message in the cockpit of the plane
:: what else is good?
i dont know how many scenes there will be.
so, i just want some really teh funney ones.
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DEFFINATELY THE BUS SCENE FROM FIGHT CLUB FULL OF SPACE MONKEYS!!! i can picture it now, a scene from the outside with Joe jumping over monkeys reaching for the back window with al the space monkeys arms reaching out for him
cos im going to draw it in this rough-loose-cartoon-ish style.
i like the space monkey on the bus one.
im also keen on a 'Denny in the Stocks'
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also do tyler smiling towards the viewer holding a film cell with a cock on it (have his arm stretchign towards the viewer so the fim cell can be very big and you can tell its a big cock) ya gotta have him smirkign with a smoke in his mouth and the glasses on too
yes, a niiiiice big cock.
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chloe, playing with herself
ok, but ill add that fukn pirates head-sash she has in the film.
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The police photos from the hospital room of Shannon McFarland wearing her little patch panties with only half a face.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
Victor Mancini at the farm scaring the little kiddies.
fertility and tender dancing in the department store!!!!
that's one of my favorite moments....
the rhea sisters with one of the dolls...
also, evie's groom and manus going at it in the pantry!
debacle is a verb
teehee thanks guys. these are cool.
keep em coming.
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"fertility and tender dancing in the department store!!!!
that's one of my favorite moments...."
Absolutely. One of mine, too. I'm a sucker for anything involving serenity in the middle of absolute chaos. Beauty amidst something terrible or revolting. All that stuff... The key is Contrast.
Mancini coughing up his food at a restaurant.
Denny and his rock collection..Denny putting a rock in a child's car seat
Victor and Paige in the Chapel?
Or Victor and his mom feeding the monkeys acid.
oh, yeah. like teeth and snot and bloody goo wouldn't make for a great great picture for kiddies to color??!!! what the eff?!! okay, so the other ideas are better... sort of..... i'll go do some cp studying and when i come back, i'll have thought of something that someone's thought up already!!
hahahahaha..... kill me, please. 
tender and fertility searching for the chapstick at the porno dump.
tender on tv.
helen...just helen.
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OOOH not related to the books at all, but you could do drawings of the "They Fight Crime!" characters by disx
...just a thought 
Denny in the stocks
Narrator hiding Marla's mom's fat in the fridge
Tender and Fertility dancing in the burning mall
Brandy dropping Valium into what-his/her-name's mouth
how 'bout sarge giving carl a body cavity search?
Brandy drugged & splayed out on the toilet in the multi mirrored bathroom.
Tender out in the middle of the Porno Dump
Suck me beautiful...
Taking the Tender Branson dashboard statue out of Adam's eye socket. Or just the rock beating.
Victor shitting himself in the police station.
The shattering fetus in Lullaby.
Shannon giving herself her extreme makeover.
Failing that, two I'd actually like to see would be the department store dance or the sinking ship dance.
Or the mausoleum dance actually, any of the dancing scenes would be good.
Also, Denny and his rock collection.
Ooops sorry, Insomno, didn't see that you had posted that one already
Suck me beautiful...
helen hoover boyle wrecking the furniture in the antiques warehouse
carl stomping on the model houses
mona holding the grimoire
(because i thought we needed somelullaby scenes)
debacle is a verb
-The nude gathering the hippies have in Lullaby.
-Joe in his straight jacket
-Tender making his prediction at the Super Bowl
-Birds eating Shannon's jaw off of the dash
-Paige trying to get busy with Victor in the chapel
cool, great, ok. now i need to learn how to draw proper.
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hahahah, yeah, that might help. 
you mean you can't draw!?!
*smacks head in sympathy*
no, i can. but the vision i have in my head- really neat comic style- is not yet in my 'can do' sphere. and these colouring books are going to be in demand. i need to chop, chop.
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sounds like a lot of work. yikes. labor of love then, eh, wes?
well, it IS for you guys. and Chuck-omudafucko.
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so long as you make some $$$$, right?
im not all for the $$$.
im still figuring out how much it will be to send some packages to the US. and how many i can afford to do.
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you could send the by boat, yeah? much cheaper. much longer waiting period. but more bang for your aussie 2 for 1 dollar.
any of that 8 foot long monster hoagie left from your birthday, dude? all i've eaten today are pears.
Its $9 US for a flat rate global express envelope Australia fro the US.
I think most people would be more than happy to include money for postage with their letters. I will & also something else. Suprise....
that 'hogie' was from March 2002, i cant imagine if any was left, it would be in eating shape. but here is teh pic again. so you call all look at my sexy white cargo pants.
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whoa! pick me. pick me. pick me. cookies? is it cookies! no, a batch of homemade icecream. whoa!
ok mirkah , that sounds cool.
im sorting out a PO BOX all letters to teh Snock can be sent too.
ill have teh details, shortly.
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hah, the home address is off limits, eh. Bastard!
thanks for reposting the pic, wes. i am so ready for a manly submarine hoagie hero wedge. *salivating over deli meat*
well, im moving house in the next 2-6 weeks- so i dont want to lose all of your fabulous letters. i care.
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do they not have change of address forms at your aussie post offices. what kind of colony is australia anyway!
yeah, they do. but the postal service are teh fagets.
and i dont want to lose any letters from you guys.
so, id rather make it as sure as possible.
is that so unreasonable.?
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no, quite reasonable. you're such a thoughtful young man. thank you.
excellent. well, im off to look at new houses in the next 30mins time. thing is, Sydney is officially a disaster area. half the city is flooded. and yay- i dont have a car. ( can anyone spot the sarcasm ?)
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*uses magnifying glass* ahhhh, oh yeah, there it is. cheers.
*grumpy smurf types: I hate flooding!


how about the shot gun blast scene in invisible monsters!!