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xec8
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Phil has won the lottery, and will not be on The Cult anymore.

P.s. Also, check out my new hat:

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now all you need is a glass of milk.

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Aww haha! You two make such a cute couple.

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pepper wrote:

now all you need is a glass of milk.

That's exactly what I was thinking

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What a positive outlook on knife crime.
Very, very good.

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it's funny to me that the knife is clearly turned away from phil, in order to prevent any unwanted killing.

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xec8
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GET... HELP... I'M... STILL... ALIVE.

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LeHaHi
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you know that picture with the knife and phil's mouth open could be photoshopped into a pretty good "that's so gay" thing. haha

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xec8 wrote:

GET... HELP... I'M... STILL... ALIVE.

Hahahahaha oh Phil, Phil Phil Phil. Go off and spend your lottery money.

He's definitely gone now.

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xec8 wrote:

GET... HELP... I'M... STILL... ALIVE.

I fucking knew it! Young people don't win the lottery.

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xec8
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GURGLE... BLOOD EVERYWHERE. JACK IS OUT SHOPPING... SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

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Phil, that hat made you look fat. You're better off without it.

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xec8 wrote:

GURGLE... BLOOD EVERYWHERE. JACK IS OUT SHOPPING... SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

Not only did he steal your hat and stab you....
He's now spending your lottery money! Christ there's no end to this bastard!

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big S
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don't you understand, there's no lottery money!

jane s.
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This is my favorite thread. I want to chew on it I love it so much.

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big S wrote:

don't you understand, there's no lottery money!

No lottery money! Poor Phil, can his day get any worse.
A stab wound and no money to show for it.

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jane s.
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Looks like it's going well for Jack, though.

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Yes it does. Again the bad seed wins.

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You two must have so much fun together! =D

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Imke wrote:

You two must have so much fun together! =D

Not anymore.

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You can still have fun with his body.

Skin him and make lampshades!

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Hey, great hat!

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xec8 wrote:

GET... HELP... I'M... STILL... ALIVE.

Fuck you for having a thread this good and then blowing your load all in one post! That first picture should have been it until at least post 8, then the second picture around post 15 and the third around #20.
I hope you die slow and painfully!

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nathaniel parker wrote:

I hope you die slow and painfully!

HE IS!

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Smartazboy
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Awes!

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Is it wrong to be falling in love with a homo-erotic murderer?

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