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Joseph Gordon Levitt and Lady Gaga. Don't judge me.

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um i'm pretty sure both or at least JGL has been posted(a million times by both men and women)

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If I get really famous will you all promise to confess (even if it is untrue) to deep and unnatural crushes on me?

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Tldr....blah

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Tldf

Too long, didn't fap

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Femke Janssen.

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Milla Jovovich.

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Natalie Walker.

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& of course, Anna Torv.

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Famke. ; )

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Barbara, I enjoy you loving Bill Murray!

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hehe, me too !

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unfortunately these days he looks more like this

hehe.

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He comes across as so very likeable. Smile

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and a bit shrewd ! i remember an interview with sofia coppola where she explained how she tried to find him to introduce him to the script of lost in translation. he doesn´t have any pr/management people and seems it´s really difficult to get a hold of him. she said she ended up embarrassing herself by calling al pacino to ask him for murray's number. hehe. he just amuses me greatly.

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pica wrote:
unfortunately these days he looks more like this

hehe.

He's been like that since Space Jam.

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The first pic looks like the hunter from Jumanji.

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I finally found someone I can post about in here.

I'm not usually attracted to black men, but there's something about him.

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Imke wrote:
I finally found someone I can post about in here.

I'm not usually attracted to black men, but there's something about him.


Interesting. I can't for the life of me think of what he's been in though I recognize him.
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The Wire.

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Was he in ER?

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Nope. He was DOA.

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Man, Michael Ealy forever.

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Is he in that Beyonce video?

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He is. And Barbershop.

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audreythirteen wrote:
Imke wrote:
I finally found someone I can post about in here.

I'm not usually attracted to black men, but there's something about him.


Interesting. I can't for the life of me think of what he's been in though I recognize him.

He was also in The Office, and he plays a lot of side characters in movies, but I can't remember which. Probably a war movie.

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This is my only black crush besides Will Smith.

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Liberum69 wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
Imke wrote:
I finally found someone I can post about in here.

I'm not usually attracted to black men, but there's something about him.


Interesting. I can't for the life of me think of what he's been in though I recognize him.

He was also in The Office, and he plays a lot of side characters in movies, but I can't remember which. Probably a war movie.

Ohh... I didn't know that was him.

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I had a dream about JGL and Brad Pitt last night. JGL was trying to date my mom but was harassing her to get her to go on a date with him. So my family and I went with her to stand up to him and tell him that my mom quit and didn't want anything to do with JGL. As we arrive to the set that my mom was working on with JGL, Brad Pitt was sitting with him having lunch. My mom made a card and I told her I would give it to him. She was trying to talk to him but he ignored her so I took my shot at giving him the card. As I approached the table Pitt looked at me as he continued to talk to JGL, I thought he said something to me so I said huh but soon realized he didn't even really care I was there. So I continued to motion toward JGL and handed him my childhood photo album. As he began to autograph my photo album I realized that it was the wrong thing so I took it away from him and told him I didn't want him to ruin my childhood memories. I tried looking for the card my mom had made with no success so I finally just told him straight out that my mom quit and didn't want to hear from him ever again. The dream was way longer and more complicated than that but anyway I hardly ever dream of sexy celebrities and I thought it would be a fun dream to share in here. Also at the end JGL apologized for the way he acted and handed me a piece of fake glass that had a picture inside of a scene from the movie him and Pitt were in. It was of JGL putting a ring on Pitt's finger like they were getting married, which I thought was pretty awesome.

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So instead of having sex with Brad Pitt or JGL... they had sex with each other and they didn't even invite you but sent you a postcard of it?

Your dream just made me sad.

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labelleza wrote:
So instead of having sex with Brad Pitt or JGL... they had sex with each other and they didn't even invite you but sent you a postcard of it?

Your dream just made me sad.


Well it was weird like I said too much happened because before he was stalking my mom me and JGL were rolling around on a sofa making out while he was all grunged out, Hesher status. He was all cleaned up while he was stalking my mom. But yeah it was a sad dream.
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Liberum69 wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
Imke wrote:
I finally found someone I can post about in here.

I'm not usually attracted to black men, but there's something about him.


Interesting. I can't for the life of me think of what he's been in though I recognize him.

He was also in The Office, and he plays a lot of side characters in movies, but I can't remember which. Probably a war movie.

Good pick Imke, I'm a fan too. He was in a few BBC shows back in the day, particularly one called 'Ultraviolet' that was kind of a noir thing about Vampire hunters. Good times.

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This topic makes me sad.

Not because of anything anyone posts in it. Personal reasons that are silly as shit if objectively observed.

I try to avoid it.

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If I was a teenager still, I'd be in love with Jake Bugg and not One Direction (I love that he slagged them off).

EDIT: Oh who am I kidding, I am still a bit in love with him. He sounds like Richard Ashcroft, swoon.

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The first boy I ever had a crush on in primary school was called Jonathan Bugg.

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pepper wrote:
This topic makes me sad.

Not because of anything anyone posts in it. Personal reasons that are silly as shit if objectively observed.

I try to avoid it.


Is it because your husband has a celebrity crush or something?
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She has a big smile and she's cute in everything she's in.

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Something about her eyes reminds me of this girl.

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Ewan McGregor, sometimes. He's charming, and I love the accent.

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big S wrote:
She has a big smile and she's cute in everything she's in.


She reminds me of a girl I went to grade school with but way cooler. Also have you watched Pitch Perfect? I just recently watched it and enjoyed it thoroughly. Brittany Snow is in it too.
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Imke wrote:
Ewan McGregor, sometimes. He's charming, and I love the accent.

Mmmhm

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audreythirteen wrote:
big S wrote:
She has a big smile and she's cute in everything she's in.


She reminds me of a girl I went to grade school with but way cooler. Also have you watched Pitch Perfect? I just recently watched it and enjoyed it thoroughly. Brittany Snow is in it too.

No i want to see it though. I just saw her in End of Watch and she was really cute in it. Plus she was the funniest part of 50/50 i thought.

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My fucked-up-druggie-writer crush, Frederic Beigbeder. Has been in Bucharest a few times and he signed a book for me once when he released Au secours! Pardon!

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Hell, *I'd* bang Ewan.

Bobby Downey Jr., too.

Since we're talking mancrushes.

Oh? We weren't? How embarrassing.

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big S wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
big S wrote:
She has a big smile and she's cute in everything she's in.


She reminds me of a girl I went to grade school with but way cooler. Also have you watched Pitch Perfect? I just recently watched it and enjoyed it thoroughly. Brittany Snow is in it too.

No i want to see it though. I just saw her in End of Watch and she was really cute in it. Plus she was the funniest part of 50/50 i thought.

Also, she can do this:

She can get it.

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Yeah, that's in the movie! You gotta watch it. It's pretty hilarious too. Cheesy romantic musically awesomely bad can't stop laughing and watching.

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Irina Marina wrote:
Imke wrote:
Ewan McGregor, sometimes. He's charming, and I love the accent.

Mmmhm

Phwoar.

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Liberum69 wrote:
big S wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
big S wrote:
She has a big smile and she's cute in everything she's in.


She reminds me of a girl I went to grade school with but way cooler. Also have you watched Pitch Perfect? I just recently watched it and enjoyed it thoroughly. Brittany Snow is in it too.

No i want to see it though. I just saw her in End of Watch and she was really cute in it. Plus she was the funniest part of 50/50 i thought.

Also, she can do this:

She can get it.

That's Stacy Pilgrim!

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I think of Up in the Air when I see her.

She was here for SXSW, actually. I'm incredibly disappointed that I didn't spot any celebrities this time around, besides those that were scheduled to make an appearance.

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I enjoy her now more than my first impression of her in Scott Pilgrim. I guess I just feel like it's easy to play a bitch.

I was reminded of how much I used to adore this guy when I saw him in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Gael Garcia Bernal. Such a handsome guy. (He reminds me of the guy I named Xander after in this picture.)

And always, ALWAYS love this man. Still want to marry him and have all the babies with him.

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The guy on the left. This is from one of my top 5 movies, the only one I've seen at the cinema twice - Habana Blues.

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hmm, not a fan of white guy dreads.