Celebrity Crushes
I think they are hilarious.
The one where she is stalking that guy and she's like, "It must be bring your loved ones to work day... Because I'm at Scott's place of business and I think, yeah, I think I can smell him."
And he says, "Charlize! You know I tried to get a restraining order!"
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc77ac5dae/charlize-theron-stalks-some-...
But she has absolutely no accent. Even in interviews. At least I don't think. And every South African I ever met had a really strong accent.
Haha, they are, aren't they? I can't stand them in a big group.
My godparents are Saffas and although they're lovely, they're still arrogant.
My sister dated a South African. He seemed nice enough.
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I think they are hilarious.
The one where she is stalking that guy and she's like, "It must be bring your loved ones to work day... Because I'm at Scott's place of business and I think, yeah, I think I can smell him."
And he says, "Charlize! You know I tried to get a restraining order!"
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc77ac5dae/charlize-theron-stalks-some-...
The sex tape one was hilarious too.
Yeah, that one takes one weird turn after another.
jeff bridges. yay, i dig old guys. he´s a good photographer btw.
This is me with Mr. Bridges about 11 or 12 years ago when I did his hair on the movie Simpatico. He really is a sweet man.
oh you soo lucky!
Watching Conan. Just found out that Alison Brie used to run naked through her college campus.
*hyperventilating*
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*hyperventilating*
I have a crush on this college she went to. Queer Books? I'd take it. I'd take it hard.
I didn't know where else to put this.
These "hey girl" memes are always ridiculous, and Ryan Gosling did an interview where he addressed them which was pretty funny, but anyway I saw this one today and it's just so absurd I laughed. Plus, it belongs in here because he's sexy and look... glasses. Awright.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
What about York Peppermint Pattie Guy?
I am slightly attracted there's something off for me though. Someone put some glasses on him!
What about "ridiculously photogenic guy"?
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What the fuck is up with his teeth?
I think he's perfect just as those make up artists and lighting people made him.
Where is Melody to back me up on this?
Perfection. That's what.
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Seriously, that smile is awful. But that's just my inner dentist/artist screaming.
I don't think he looks bad or anything but he's not hot. What's funny about that picture is how happy and put together he looks for having been running. So more like, ridiculously clean and fit guy.
Two more:
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I don't think you guys get it.
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yeah he's not ugly but I'm not attracted and that smile! it's just not quite right. I want to smash his teeth to be straight.
Because we don't want to bang him as badly as you do?
I probably don't cuz i can't get past his stupid teeth.
Take note the comments... and the fact that he was on TV because of that picture.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ridiculously-photogenic-guy-zeddie-little
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I found my favorite one
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Ridiculously Photogenic Surgery Girl.
I don't like Zeddie, he's cute but he seems "slow". It's the teeth, definitely.
People... we all know the guy's so-so. It's just a half-ironic joke.
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What's wrong with his teeth?! Am I not seeing something?! My goodness.
It's funny because you have to explain it.
I'm really not seeing the teeth thing. They seem... pretty great to me.
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There is nothing wrong with his teeth but just the fact that they are slightly slanted towards the left(anatomically speaking) really bothers me. It must be an OCD thing. I don't really know.
and an overbite
Oooooh, is it because he's half-smiling that they look slanted to you? Makes sense. I just don't see it.
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It's funny because you have to explain it.
I guess it could be referred to as an in-joke. But... not really, cuz it's a meme... but it's a slightly obscure meme, so it might be. Hmmm
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I'm never ever meeting any of you, you're all so critical! 
Haha, kinda what I was thinking.
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It's funny because you have to explain it.
I guess it could be referred to as an in-joke. But... not really, cuz it's a meme... but it's a slightly obscure meme, so it might be. Hmmm
I'd seen that interview before and the pictures are all very funny. I liked how defensive you got over his beauty though.
And I like his teeth. They're better than mine and mine are awesome.
It's funny because you have to explain it.
I guess it could be referred to as an in-joke. But... not really, cuz it's a meme... but it's a slightly obscure meme, so it might be. Hmmm
I'd seen that interview before and the pictures are all very funny. I liked how defensive you got over his beauty though.
And I like his teeth. They're better than mine and mine are awesome.
I got defensive about the teeth thing because if his were considered bad, I wouldn't feel very pretty.
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But what I meant by the in-joke isn't the meme itself, but that when you discuss the picture, you sorta have to take it for granted that the guy's perfect.
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Haha, kinda what I was thinking.
^5!
Oh please, we all think you're the best person.
I'll probably dig a hole for myself if I say I'm not that critical...I am very observant and noticing things like the shape of teeth isn't my main concern when it comes to getting to know someone. However a shitty personality will definitely make your physical flaws stand out more.
I am NEVER letting Jaz see my teeth.
I am NEVER coming back to this thread.
I am NEVER going to believe it's not butter!
I will NEVER stop loving Ronnie O'Sullivan!
I'm NEVER gonna give you up.
Ida No, because she seems so cool and she has a purty mouth. :]
http://www.destroyrockandroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/l_18404e4ba...
Milla Jovovich, because sometimes I'm into chicks who look like they have more than likely drank blood once.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/sylvscothran/default/milla-jovovic...
Lana Del Rey, mainly because she's remarkably talented.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YFCZiL9_bEg/TwzRv5wDcuI/AAAAAAAABEE/QfluJJEY0C...
Jennifer Love Hewitt, there is just something remarkable about her. The X factor.
http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jlh3.jpg
Of course Lady Gaga, not only is she so charismatic and the owner of a nice set of legs. She is also the kind of woman I'd settle down with in a heart beat.
http://www.imagesbox.co.uk/images/l/lady-gaga/lady-gaga/lady_gaga_231.jp...
I used to find the South African accent really hot. Then I met some South Africans... their arrogance totally put me off.