Celebrity Crushes
I just got reminded, her.
I like her overalls.
I never thought I'd say that.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
She's mine... then again, she's closer to your age, which blows my mind.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
We're your celebrity crush? Aww..
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She has her moments. Her sexy sexy moments.
That reminds me, this part of Cougar Town was pretty awesome.
LOL, Cougartown. OK, Abed.
I like Kristen Bell too. She played Veronica Mars with intelligence.
Sarah Shahi.
She's half Iranian and half Mexican(American). Like a younger Salma Hayek.
She's trying to be Salma Hayek with that boob situation, but she's failing.
What is with you kids and the Steve Urkel glasses these days?
If that's failing, I can't wait to see her succeed.
Man, I'm scared to have Fano grade my boobs.
Me too.
Me three. 
I'm not worried at all. My tits are kinda rockin' these days. I'd say they're about an A, in grade and cupsize. The hair might knock off some points, but I have a feeling Fano likes a bit of fur now and then.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You don't have to brag.
Rumor has it that Isaac has the Batman logo shaved into his chest.
I take it all back... He does have to brag...
Actually thats a lie. It just grows naturally in the shape of the Batman logo.
Which is sexier? Cuz I'm not sure about the border.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Oh my god.
The first one is the Bacardi logo, not Batman.
You might be right. I guess I'm gonna go with the second one, cuz I hate Bacardi.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
All I'm saying is, you can't say the name Salma Hayek, and then show me anything less than Salma Hayek. You're setting the expectations and comparison standards too high.
It's not exactly 100% accurate, so you can still go with it. The Bacardi logo has a bit more folds (?).
You think hers don't sag, Chris? There. Stretch marks. I don't see your problem with this pretty Sarah girl.
I know. It can make just about any man irresistible.
I don't wanna risk being accused of advertising their horrible product.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I have no problem. People are reading into my comment for more than they should. I'll keep my opinions about women to myself next time. 
Fano likes my boobs, that's all that matters.
I kind of want to mount this guy. Why have I not heard or seen of him before!?
I see what you did there.
Here's a weird one. I have a thing for Jimmi Simpson. The creepy guy in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Not in that show, obviously. But all the other creepy guys he's played. Especially the one in Date Night. I guess because he had a gun?
I probably shouldn't tell anyone else about this.
Lib - I agree with Sarah Chalke. Though I think it's because she's cute and goofy. Which I think is really sexy.
And Jess, you don't want to post that. That's just weird.
I know.
If he ever asked me out, I'd be so creeped out the whole time I put my number in his phone.
Her recent appearance on Mad Men has reminded me of not only my love for
But also my love for
I've always had a wee thing for Rob Lowe.
I saw her in Young Adult yesterday. I could have watched it on mute.
She's had my heart for so long.
The people at my work think I look like him. But they're balck and we all look the same to them.
She's had my heart for so long.
Have you seen her funny or die skits? They are great.
I did now. She is twisted.
And the best part is that he just came out.
I adore Charlize Theron. The fact that she's South African and speaks Afrikaans makes it even better.
You guys, her.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.