Celebrity Crushes


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“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I forgot one!
Hayden!

Si vis pacem, para bellum
music crushes:
zach condon

donald glover

joanna newsom

lady gaga

ezra koenig

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Rashida Jones

She's kind of lame in Parks & Rec but pretty, yes.
You think I'm good enough for Beiber?? Awwww... how dare you.
Ann Perkins is an angel. Yes lame, but still an angel.
Pfft, you wish you were good enough for JB.

Granted. She's still boringggg though.
I do. Every day of my life.
Also, I would do a Donald Glover

I would date 2 out of the 4 of them. Possibly 3 out of 4. DATE ALL THE MEN!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy



in my mind at least.
i shamelessly drool over robert downery jr.

Hi barbara. am I right?
Also I get jealous of my mom cuz she gets to drool over Robert Downey Jr. in real life.
we should be friends.
But why give a fuck?! I want to shake the hell out of you.
Exactly
I crush on Rockstars!
Younger Eddie Vedder

Older Eddie Vedder

Chris Cornell

Scott Weiland

Whatever Whore!
^APPROVE. Especially Eddie Vedder.
He really is so sexy! He makes me swoon!
Whatever Whore!
Pre-tty much!
I used to have a gay boner for Scott Weiland. Not so much anymore. It's like a half-chub at this point.

Childhood crushes:
Facundo Arana (from the only soap opera I ever watched)

Ryan Gosling

(I know, I'm the biggest hipster)
Nick Carter

in my mind at least.
i shamelessly drool over robert downery jr.

Hi barbara. am I right?
Also I get jealous of my mom cuz she gets to drool over Robert Downey Jr. in real life.
we should be friends.
hahaha nah you have to be friends with my mom. She won't even take me to see him either so yeah bummer.
What exactly does your Mom do Jazz?
Whatever Whore!
She puts her hands in famous people's mouths and shines up their teeth.
This reminds me:
JAZ!! I think you told me two years ago that applying baking soda (?) to my brushing pattern would help whiten them. How do you do that? Do you sprinkle it on your brush? Before or after the paste is on? Or do I put it in water and rinse with it? How is it done?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
^This
She works for one of those celebrity dentists so she gets to see famous people ever so often. The only two people that star struck her were Robert Downey Jr. and Molly Ringwald. She also ends up seeing other celebrities around her work since she works in Beverly Hills.
JAZ!! I think you told me two years ago that applying baking soda (?) to my brushing pattern would help whiten them. How do you do that? Do you sprinkle it on your brush? Before or after the paste is on? Or do I put it in water and rinse with it? How is it done?
I wet my toothbrush and dab the bristles in the powder( pour a lil baking soda in your hand instead of contaminating the whole box with your filthy toothbrush germs) and just brush your teeth and rinse. My mom also told me that the white centers of strawberries has a whitening agent in it if you rub it on your teeth.
When I brush my teeth with baking soda I do it separately from brushing my teeth with tooth paste. I usually do it when I feel that even after brushing my teeth my mouth still feels gritty. But I think you can use it as regularly as you'd like.
Thank you!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You're welcome. 
^This
She works for one of those celebrity dentists so she gets to see famous people ever so often. The only two people that star struck her were Robert Downey Jr. and Molly Ringwald. She also ends up seeing other celebrities around her work since she works in Beverly Hills.
Yeah, I was the same when I did their hair on movies. I think maybe its because you are seeing them, or atleast I was, when they dont look as glamorous as on the screen. Well and the fact that they really are just a person like you and I. Also you have a job to do, no time to be star struck.
Whatever Whore!
^This
She works for one of those celebrity dentists so she gets to see famous people ever so often. The only two people that star struck her were Robert Downey Jr. and Molly Ringwald. She also ends up seeing other celebrities around her work since she works in Beverly Hills.
Yeah, I was the same when I did their hair on movies. I think maybe its because you are seeing them, or atleast I was, when they dont look as glamorous as on the screen. Well and the fact that they really are just a person like you and I. Also you have a job to do, no time to be star struck.
Yeah, I don't think I would get star struck. I honestly don't know who would have that affect on me because I really don't care much about who's who on what and why.
uh, no way i´d get star struck. i´m waaaay too cool for that. hotness struck though...possible.
Yeah, I think that's what would get me, the pheromones triggering the hormones.
Was watching The Wackness and forgot how much of a crush I have on Olivia Thirlby in the movie.


But now he looks like he has cancer which makes me sad every time I look at him.
He looks like he's said the heck with it and is starting to fat up again.
I think i'm getting a crush on that chick in the Fiat commercial. Most times I see a car commercial, it's just white noise and I couldn't even tell what car was being sold. But her, in that commercial. I know exactly what a Fiat looks like.
I've been watching Boston Legal again, and it has rekindled my love for Tara Summers

Bet none of you thought of her! Couple her attractiveness with her British accent, I'm in love.
I've fallen hard for Robert Smith. It might actually be a problem. I don't care about Edward Norton or Gilbert Blythe or any of them anymore. He is so damned cute... just look at the way he dances!
And he can go from this
to this
*swoon*
I really think I am in trouble here.
I need to invent a time machine.
(also, I'm not really here right now)
I went to high school with a guy who idolized Robert Smith so much that he wore Robert Smith make-up to school. In Georgia. He got a couple ass-whoopins over it.
Side note: I was somewhat obsessed with Disintegration for awhile in 10th grade so I listened to it A LOT, and my mom would come into my room and say it sounded like I was listening to funeral dirges.
i love bill murray, not really in a sexy way but just look at his saggy little face, isn´t he adorable ?
and i´m not ashamed to say that i have actually a poster of him hanging next to my desk. which was a valentine´s gift from my husband !
Bill Murray is great people.
i have a crush on Michio Kaku. I guess he isn't really a celebrity, unless you count NOVA specials

but I ask you....how cute is he? He's like a little, sprightly string-theory elf!
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I got a thing with him on my DVR "Great Conversations with Michio Kaku and James Canton." Haven't watched it yet though. It better be a really great conversation and not some PBS marketing title.

but I ask you....how cute is he? He's like a little, sprightly string-theory elf!
<3
Side note: I was somewhat obsessed with Disintegration for awhile in 10th grade so I listened to it A LOT, and my mom would come into my room and say it sounded like I was listening to funeral dirges.
Now that is just rather silly. Only rock stars can get away with it for real.
Rashida Jones has the same kind of eyes that Terri Garr had, back in the day. I don't know how to describe them right, but they look kind ..and a little sad. But mostly kind.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
This is the first person that came to mind.

"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
No one else for Nikolaj Coster-Waldau? ....Good.
Oh yes! Mmmm. Jaimeeeee.
He's so adorable.

"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
My everlasting crush. I just can't quit her.

Also, this is my newest crush. I usually don't go for blondes, but she is an exception. It's probably because I've seen her a lot in the media, so she has been pushed on me, but I'm not complaining. I mean, look at that body. Plus, I heard she likes Mexicans... so I have a chance!!!



That girl is the hot blond version of Justin Beiber. She's Justine Beaver.
She needs a bigger bikini.
No one needs a bigger bikini!





Not with that hairstyle!