Celebrity Crushes
I thought I was pretty good at judging ages but there was a girl in my literature class last semester who I could've sworn was pushing 30... she claimed to be 18. Like, she told me that and I laughed because I thought it was a joke... she wore a LOT of makeup but I guess she was just hiding acne.
F'real, look at Selena Gomez lately
You want to look at the hands and throat. If the hands are over-large, or if there is a prominent adam's apple, then the girl is most-likely under-age.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I want to roofie Jake Gylenhall and take advantage of him. Only thing is is that he'd become conscious during my rub down and decide that he's been missing out on David all along and become my most annoying fan!
Hey - I've been wondering where you were!
Rape humor is still not funny when it's homosexual.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I am so very in love with this man (I just watched Bad Teacher and only love him more...).
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
He's not afraid of naked. I like him.
I've been in school girl love with Edward Norton forever.
I know how that sounds, with Fight Club and all, but it has been far before that.
I think it is his smile. I imagine it is just for me.
Also,
and purely fictional characters
Gilbert Blythe
Heathcliff
and, yeah...
Now I get it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Alan Rickman can do anything he wants.
There's something about him that I find attractive too. I don't really know what it is though.
Did I just admit to all that?
*crawls back under her rock*
Jason Segal is cool but I don't have a crush on him. I do have a crush on his co-star, Cobie Smulders, though. I have been watching a buttload of How I Met Your Mother in the last month and I think she's beautiful, even for a Canadian with a horrible name.
Ryan Gosling. So much.
Jennifer Garner. For most of my life.
It was funny to see her in The Slammin' Salmon. Same role basically, more cursing.
That I tend to crush on smart guys with cute smiles and tortured villains with undying devotion to their love?
I should just admit, it's all this guy, he's got it all.
Michael Pitt
Jeremy Sisto
Joshua Jackson
Jeremy Sisto
Oh, YES! He makes crazy look hot.
I know! It was hard to find a nice picture of him online - he's not aged that well.
jeremy sisto will one day play the lead in "phil and the hiltons - a life ".
in my mind at least.
i shamelessly drool over robert downery jr.
I also have a thing for Black Jews:
Rashida Jones
Zoe Kravitz
And barely legal Latinas.
Jessica... I mean Selena Gomez.
I totally get where Pepper's coming from on most of hers.
This picture of Ed Norton looks nearly identical to my ex husband.
Here's mine:
Bill Pullman
Guy Pearce
Karl Urban
Jon Hamm, naturally.
This picture of Ed Norton looks nearly identical to my ex husband.
You had to go and post a picture of him! I didn't post one on purpose!
There goes my day. I'll be off swooning in the clouds if anyone needs me.
Every time I post in this thread I feel like I ruin the flow of it somehow, bringing everything to a screeching halt.
Hmm.
Matt Damon.
Carmine Giovinazzo:
Jon Walker and Ryan Ross(I can already feel judgmental eyes):
And Audrey Hepburn (because seriously, how could you not?):
Also, no, I think attempting to charm any of these people would probably result in a fit of giggles from them considering the significant age difference and all.
the reuptake inhibitors have failed and self-destruction is all you've got left.
Jennifer Connelly
I've got quite a few...
We all know who this is...
Cameron Diaz in the '90s
Mila Kunis
Jenna Fischer
Alison Brie
Rachel McAdams
Emma Stone
Okay, okay, I'm done... for now.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Emma Stone
Is there anyone who doesn't have a crush on her? Seriously, she's adorable.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
There are surprisingly a lot of people that don't like her. My cousin doesn't, cuz of her voice.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
She has really beautiful eyes.
See? I can't follow up those posts by posting a picture of fat, lumpy-faced gargoyles I have a crush on.
Don't worry about it Justin! Just post em if you want to. I'm sure no one minds.
PEOPLE MIND!
Hands up who minds?
I don't as long as it's not like a naked hairy dude. Fully clothed dude is fine. It'd be even better if the guy is covered in a snuggie or hiding in a tent. Kidding! Justin, just post.
We all have different opinions of handsome or beautiful. Really, post away!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
This!
in my mind at least.
i shamelessly drool over robert downery jr.
Hi barbara. am I right?
Also I get jealous of my mom cuz she gets to drool over Robert Downey Jr. in real life.
You care way too much about what other people think.
I'll get the ball rolling for you, Justin.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I did used to think Jonah Hill was cute.
But now he looks like he has cancer which makes me sad every time I look at him.
I still can't believe you fancy Nick Frost. ERGH YUCK!
SEE? PEOPLE DO MIND!
I don't really mind, I just genuinely DON'T UNDERSTAND. He's also very annoying.
But why give a fuck?! I want to shake the hell out of you.
I like Javier Bardem (a lot!) and you can't actually say he's got the prettiest face.
Sexiness
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Girls are dressing older than their age though. There's no girl or young teenage woman clothes/looks these days as far as I can tell. Most girls here dress very mature. I don't know if it's the same any where else.