Celebrity Crushes
hahaha
aww 
meanie 
Not even joking.
I'm kind of with you on that on. I find his character in Game of Thrones pretty endearing.
I third that. He has played some pretty amazing roles.
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yup
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Can I mention Tim Roth again? Because really, honestly, I expected some to say "OMG, I totally forgot about him!" The only thing that makes me feel less insecure is the simple fact that there would be less women to have to beat down when I kidnap him and ... I mean, make him understand what heaven is.
(No, Mr. Roth, this is not a threat. It is a joke with only passing resemblance to the truth. Like, truth's half sister, once removed.)
But seriously, I expected some Hallelujahs from the choir. I mean, dayam!
Between his tattoos and his eyes, lips, nose, mouth, body and on and off again beard and stubble and the incredible movies he has been in and the amazing series that he has been working on and ... Oh dear Christ. I do believe that it would be my earthly moral obligation to make this man see god, whether he wanted to or not.
Alright. Yes. I have a celebrity crush. Are you happy now, O'Donnell? Well, Tim isn't. He's huddled under his blankets with his nightmare about the day Freemena finally comes... his "Biggest Fan".
Sleep well Tim, my dearest. Sleep well. Until tomorrow.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I have a non-sexual man crush on Adam Scott.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
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i need to forget that she's hermione.
Randy Blythe
Edward Norton
Edward Furlong
Rob Zombie
Javier Bardem
Keanu Reaves
Gerard Butler
Bruce Willis
Jensen Ackles
Charlie Hunnam
Tim Armstrong
Alexi Laiho
Maynard
The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.
Why? It doesn't reduce her absolute hotness.
Why? It doesn't reduce her absolute hotness.
to me it does. it reminds me that when i was 21, she was 10.
Why? It doesn't reduce her absolute hotness.
to me it does. it reminds me that when i was 21, she was 10.
Ahhhhhhh I know how old you are now!
She's simply gorgeous. I'm kind of glad I haven't seen the Potter flicks. So sexy with short hair. How old is she anyway?
I get the same feeling with Dakota Fanning. Not sure how old she is, but I just remember watching her in I am Sam and stuff and not so long ago saw a photo of her wearing this dress and a leather jacket and was like, ummm, when did you, like, grow up and get smoking hot?
Why? It doesn't reduce her absolute hotness.
to me it does. it reminds me that when i was 21, she was 10.
Ahhhhhhh I know how old you are now!
i made a mistake, i'm off a year.
you don't know which way i'm off so you still have to guess! you have a 50/50 chance.
She's simply gorgeous. I'm kind of glad I haven't seen the Potter flicks. So sexy with short hair. How old is she anyway?
i think she's 21.
I get the same feeling with Dakota Fanning. Not sure how old she is, but I just remember watching her in I am Sam and stuff and not so long ago saw a photo of her wearing this dress and a leather jacket and was like, ummm, when did you, like, grow up and get smoking hot?
i don't know about her. she honestly creeps me out but probably because she was such a precocious child. either that or because i'm not really into blondes too much.
Why? It doesn't reduce her absolute hotness.
to me it does. it reminds me that when i was 21, she was 10.
oooooh. Hahahaha, sucks for you!
Why? It doesn't reduce her absolute hotness.
to me it does. it reminds me that when i was 21, she was 10.
Ahhhhhhh I know how old you are now!
i made a mistake, i'm off a year.
you don't know which way i'm off so you still have to guess! you have a 50/50 chance.
I'm not going to guess because mystery looks good on you and I'm not going to ruin that.
I almost forgot Katy Steele (must have a thing for muso chicks, I guess). I've had a thing for her for a while. And actually net her once, but it was only 18 and kind of didn't know what to do or how to go about hitting on her. But, that night, I did help her choose her outfit for stage and she did cuddle me a few times and got a photo with me and she's all perfectly snuggled into the nook between my arm and chest with her arm around me and kinda resting on the top of my ass/hip. It's an actual photo, not digital, so I'll have to try and find it and scan it or something. I look very different. Young. Clean. Shaved head. Wonder if shed still think I was cute today. Shame she re-located to the states.
I want to be that good looking young boy more than most things right now.
Shouldn't have made this thread. It's rekindled my crush. Haven't stopped listening to The Veronicas all day and I'm not entirely sure if it's because I like the music or because I like the girl that sings.
Matt is allowed to pic my celebrity crushes. Apparently we both like the same time of womens.
And Jaz too. She pretty much picked all my celebrity girl crushes. Shannon Sossamon!
There's this chicky that I--well, you know--and I swear she looks heaps like Lisa. Is it wrong to post a photo of her here without permission? Ah, well.
On the right, of course. On the left, sheeeeesh. Fake tan gone wrong. Very wrong.
Too much tan! Why you so orange!
Oompa loompa?
You've legitimately got me buckled over laughing, Pete. Fuck. "Why you so orange!" Classic.
But, yeah, on the right, am I right?
You asking if the one on the right looks like Lisa from the Veronicas? Yeah, a little bit in the pic. I can see it.
EDIT:damn it quote fail
hahahaha she must be from LA
I was thinking that I wanted to see a birth certificate before commenting.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Hmmm? As in, you think it looks so much like her that it is her or that she's so young that it could be considered illegal for me to do what I did?
oh boy - what did you do? lmao
Shouldn't have made this thread. It's rekindled my crush. Haven't stopped listening to The Veronicas all day and I'm not entirely sure if it's because I like the music or because I like the girl that sings.
Is that you? Damn. That's a great picture.
No. that's not me. I'm hairier and grosser looking than that gorgeous boy. He's so pretty. Very feminine though. I'm just jealous of him because he's sitting there, looking all cute with my crush. And I wish it was me.
Nothing that is illegal for two consenting adults. She's 22, by the way. I think.
Nothing that is illegal for two consenting adults. She's 22, by the way. I hope.
I fixed it.
We should have a What celebrities have you actually met and hit on? thread. I wonder if we'd get many posts.
Pretty sure I've got a thing for dark hair, red lips and pale skin.
Does getting leaned on by Chuck count?
That picture is adorable Rob. I think Chuck may have been flirting with you.
I think so, too. Very cutesy.
EDIT: Nope.
Awesome. Apparently I have what it takes to attract Chuck P.
It's a shame he's not my type, considering he has a penis and all.
The girl with the fake tan reminds me of all the young Norwegian girls (AND boys) who love their fake tans. There's a lot of them. They look absolutely ridiculous, but they don't quite know that.
They do look ridiculous. It's just gross. Worse than a nose job or something, really.
Luckily, the girl I kissed is the one on the right.
I don't know that America can be blamed for the whole horrendous orange spraytan thing, but I feel like we should be. We're sorry, world.
It's too bad. The girl on the left could be pretty if she lost the desire to be Snooki. Girl on the right is smokin', of course.
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I meant the illegal one. I am honestly getting to the point where I am having a harder time telling the difference between 16 and 22. It used to be easy and I was eerily good at it. But apparently it only works + or - ten years from my own age. I wonder if that's the way it is for everybody.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
It's like that for everyone, I'm pretty sure. Now that I'm over 20, I can no longer tell who's 14, 16 or 18 for example.
I'm notoriously bad at being able to tell how old people are, especially girls. It leads to some awkward moments.
They're the same size!
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