Cast the Cult: video game version
Mataro = Frank + Sinatra

Perfect

Every single post since Lib's earlier today made me so silly I was giggling and kept wanting to comment on each and every one. Of course I've had a little wine too.
Also, I finally got cast as someone sexy, not just wicked, sweet and sinister (though that is cooler, actually) twice on the last page (bed of chaos counts as sexy just because I don't know exactly what it is).
Ashrah = Imke

Ashrah was my go to. I would kick ass with her. My friend got a lil butt hurt that I beat him with Ashrah.
I like Dan's cast more, mostly because I'm there, too.
Well, thanks a lot! You know there's only one girl in the original, and I had to give it to Jaz cuz of her apparently godly fitness that she's hinted at in the health thread. Same to pepper and all the ladies.
EDIT: Okay, maybe not godly. That would make her... a girl Raiden, I guess. More like "boot camp worthy", which is also more appropriate.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
heehee Totally not worried about you casting Jaz and not me, but I adore the fact that you mention me by name in your plea for us girls to not unleash our wrath on you for not casting us.
So my guy doesn't even fight? He just trains these goons, all behind the scenes? What's up with that!
No he fights. He pukes on people though and drinks a lot. Nobody really likes his character.
And everyone hated the DC crossover. Lackluster story and fatalities replaced with brutalities so they could get a teen rating.
I'm totally cool with Shujinko. Totally!
Bo Rai Cho = Nathaniel "Big Balls" Parker
Nathiel*
Does he sprinkle it on people to hurt them? Or did he just rip it out of someone's still warm body?
I wouldn't have even thought about that if you hadn't pointed it out.
On a very serious note, although this isn't the right place or time, wish me a happy belated birthday, jerk.
I think he chucks skulls at people while ripping their green souls from their still warm bodies. But if he throws soul at me, now that Nightrious has made me Ermac, I think it could do nothing but good to me. I'm made of souls. (then again, I'm also made of meat and bones, and I still get hurt when people throw their meat and bones at me... wait... why does everything always come out wrong when I'm talking to you?)
Okay, so now I'm the dirty-minded one. Interesting...
Maybe if you had a facebook, I wouldn't have to add that awkward "belated" on there! Besides, what did you turn? 20? That's not even a cool birthday. But I guess with all that aside,
Happeh belated Birfday! Hope it was a good one. Truly. Imma go find your birthday thread.
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Aw, well I know how you female-folk get all jealous 'n' stuff. Just kiddin', obviously... to a certain extent.
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You returned! Already! n_n
Yeah, I had nothing to do yesterday, so I found myself sauntering back in here. Now, it seems I'm hooked again. This truly is a cult.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Jane S.

The next introduction thread will consist entirely of warnings to GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Since no one new ever sticks around, we'll feel accomplished when they invariably flee.
Also, since I've already mushed up this thread, thank you for the nice words you said where ever you said them. You're alright and cool to have around, no matter what everyone else is constantly saying.

I don't play video games that don't involve Yoshi or a guitar shaped controller and I haven't communicated with Jane in ages but I'm really proud that they've made her a playable character in whatever that is.
Thanks. I needed that reassurance. I think I'll disappear for another two and a half weeks.
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Noooooooo!
I mean, whatever. I don't care. You left? I didn't notice.
Great. Now I have to rebuild up my security again before I can face the world alone.
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... again.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The next introduction thread will consist entirely of warnings to GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Since no one new ever sticks around, we'll feel accomplished when they invariably flee.
Also, since I've already mushed up this thread, thank you for the nice words you said where ever you said them. You're alright and cool to have around, no matter what everyone else is constantly saying.

I don't play video games that don't involve Yoshi or a guitar shaped controller and I haven't communicated with Jane in ages but I'm really proud that they've made her a playable character in whatever that is.
This is the most spot on of all time. I'm going to email this to Jane.
Hell yeah, Sindel! I can banshee scream, bitches.
(I had to look it up, but I dig)
Also I'm probably evil.
This is why we can't have nice things.



nate: I thought the game was awesome, and it totally did have a storyline. I just forgot what it was.
Nightrious: I did play that shit. I played that shit and I loved it. It was wonderful shit. Also, Shaolin Monks. Loved it. Still love it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum