And Square is 'cause I'm boring as a square.

That's ok, though, jazzy ad I snuggle right up to each other perfect.

It's a bit early for you to be drinking.

No, you are a trout.

Dark Souls: Boss Edition

Starring:

Frank as The Asylum Demon/The Stray Demon

Ritt as The Capra Demon

Berto as The Bell Gargoyle/s

Mckay as Ceaseless Discharge

Jaz as Chaos Witch Quelaag

Irina as Crossbreed Priscilla

Matty as Dark Sun Gwyndolin

Tuffy as The Four Kings

Hattie as The Gaping Dragon*

Night as The Great Grey Wolf Sif

Pete as Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

Fano as The Iron Golem

Sarah as The Moonlight Butterfly

Nate as Nito

Shadov and Mricpx as Ornstein and Smough**

Ronnie as Pinwheel

Alecia as Seath the Scaleless*

Big S as The Taurus Demon

Pepper as The Bed of Chaos

*Seath and The Gaping Dragon are both male but I was running out of people to cast and didn't think either of you would really mind. I mean, you're both big awesome dragons, how can you really complain about that?

**Ornstein is the little guy with the spear, Smough is the big guy with the hammer

IRON GOLEM FUCK YES!!

You really did spend time on this. Great job, Justin.

I'm glad I got Iron Golem because it reminds me of the Iron Golems from Final Fantasy 9, and that's one of my favorite games ever.

Fuck yeah. I am a bed of Chaos. THE Bed of Chaos.

'bout time someone figured that out.

Hoping for a good night sleep?

Don't sleep with Pep!

...

hurr hurr

Thanks Justin. I really like that.

Is my demon casting a good or a bad thing? Either way, cool.

I like what the Dark Souls wiki says about me. Half dragon, fuck yeah!

Justin, is the gaping dragon a whore or something?

Nightrious wrote:

(LEFT TO RIGHT)
ENDLESS MIKE, FANO, PEPPER, AUDREYTHIRTEEN, WASTENOTMORTNOT, HATTIE, IMKE

My least favorite is the square. That one seems the most inconvenient for me (no offense to Pepper).

Well one version is the tutorial boss and goes down pretty easy, but the other is really fucking hard to beat and can kill my character with one hit. Sooo, yes?

Only if you want it to be.

I understand why, but the whole footnote thing being listed as
*
**
*
really bugs me.

Me & Seath both have nicely sculpted arms, so we're good!

That's it! You've gone too far now! We can no longer be friends.

I realized trying to post a broken heart was the start of a html tag so it didn't show up.

Let's try it again... *broken heart, sad face*

Nightrious wrote:

(LEFT TO RIGHT)
ENDLESS MIKE, FANO, PEPPER, AUDREYTHIRTEEN, WASTENOTMORTNOT, HATTIE, IMKE

What's the backwards L for?

Dark Soul's (and its predecessor Demon's Souls) is the shit, and I'm just grateful you've used this as a template.

You get annoyed over the weirdest things.

I may do a Demon's Souls boss cast list. Maybe. I don't know.

If you want me to change it I will.

Nah, I'm not really bothered.

You're not bovvered?

HOW DARE YOU.

Haha!

I'm back! For a little bit. I'm just going to fill the obvious void in this thread: Mortal Kombat. I'm only gonna do the original characters... to keep my sanity.

Ritt: Reptile

Pete: Kano

EndlessMike: Sub-Zero

Jaz: Sonya

Fano: Scorpion

Frank: Raiden

Tuffy: Shang Tsung

It's not that you're evil. It's that he's old, so he had to go to an older cultie.

Steve: Liu Kang

labelleza: Goro

I hope you appreciate this as much as I appreciated the pink mushroom. No, not THAT pink mushroom. Shut up.

Me: Johnny Cage

I like how he's always dying and stuff, but never goes away. Also, he's got style. These are things I aspire towards.

Hi Lib

Void indeed! I was going to do Mortal Combat a while back and I forgot. Awesome.

I know he wasn't introduced til the second one, but I wanna be Baraka. He's the best one.

I kinda wanna switch mike and fano, cuz I just remembered fano's passionately firey poetry and his somewhat jaded history. Also, I think mike would probably do well as subzero. He's super chill. PUNS GALORE! Is it too late to switch them? Nah. It's never too late.

Haha! Awesome! I kill Fano!

Do a sequel! There're definitely some culties missing, and some really kick ass characters to cast 'em as. Kung Lao, Kabal, Kitana, and Jade come to mind. Also, I think we should reserve Jax for Taylor Knight.

Yes it is too late. Though I guess if you must, I will be the Sub Zero from 2 on. The one who takes up his brother's name to avenge him.

Oooo, you stepped in too late, mah friend. But don't worry. Doesn't noob saibot kill scorpion eventually?

EDIT: Wait... he had also ALREADY killed him before the game.

TOASTY!

No in MK 1 Scorpion kills Sub Zero. In MK2 Tundra appears in the tournament, takes up his brother's mantle of Sub Zero so on and so forth. Noob Saibot is the ghost of the original Sub Zero. He has shadow powers and his name is the creators of MK spelled backwards.

Fuck yeah, I'm scorpion!

Oh shut up..

CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! CHAV!

Someone's bovvered...

You forget the whole reason Scorpion kills Sub-Zero in the first place. It's cuz Sub-Zero killed him before MK1. Scorpion sported Sub-Zero's clan's costume in yellow to make fun of them. Yes, I've come to terms with my MK obsession. Luckily, it only lasted for the first 3 games. Now I only play the sequels that take place within those 3 games' chronology.

I bet he throws his green smoke right in your disrespectful face face for saying that.

Whatever. According to my uneducated logic, this must be the height of femininity in Thailand.

Either way, I was really offended until I realized that said GORO not GORDO. Now I'm okay with it.

You shouldn't knock it until you try it and you make this way too easy for me.

I have a weird fetish for four armed dudes.

I mean, think of the possibilities! He could hold your legs ope AND tweak your nipples at the same time!

I don't want to ruin our friendship, Justin.

That green stuff is "soul", I think, so that's cool. I could use some.

Make what easy for you? According to you, I AM the pink mushroom. If you mean that other pink mushroom... nah. Not even gonna go down that route. You know how bad I am at that kind of banter.

Was the Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe game any good? Did it even have a storyline to it?

Bo Rai Cho = Nathaniel "Big Balls" Parker

Shujinko =Fano

Li Mei = Pepper

Jade = Audreythirteen

Johnny Cage = Scubasteve

Ermac = Liberum

Ashrah = Imke

Kenshi = Mr Shadov

Kitana = Irina Marina

Mataro = Frank + Sinatra

Sindel = Alecia

Kung Lao = Franc

Skarlet = Chenoa

Rain = Justin

And I'm spent.