Cast the Cult: video game version
Am I a black robot?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Cast-A-Cultie: Portal Edition!
Melody is Glados
Irina is Chell
Ritt is Wheatley
Frank is Cave Johnson
Tuffy and Matty are P-Body and Atlas
Sarah is the Companion Cube
Berto is Rat Man
And Hattie is the Turrets
No you're an Asian cyborg. Just roll with it.
And Fano, you need to play the game man. Just watching it doesn't do it justice. You can find the game for pretty cheap most places these days. It's worth every penny.
i love you so much justin.
Yes to this in every way.
But this is tuffy
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
ummm that's why you use our screen names. We won't get offended I promise.
Ya i realized that after, just woke up from a nap, things were not making sense in my head
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I miss something?
This is why we can't have nice things.
It seems you and Matty are no longer cuddling robot thingys and you have evolved and have and eye patch doohicky and a headband now.
and a mag light attatched to a kirby.
Berto, Noah, Pete, Justin, Tuffy, Derek, Fano, Frank, Steve, Matty
Yeah, I just did that.
I got a pretty nice ass. Finally.
Cast-A-Cultie: Portal Edition!
Irina is Chell
I'm hot!
I love my castings! Thanks guys!
I don't know much at all about video games, but yay for being a Princess!
Is that from a Mario racing game? My baby is so cute.
Justin, I like the look of the "Companion Cube" what does it do?
That's from Wii Mario Kart. You are Princess Peach and your baby is Baby Peach. Her head is 6 times bigger than yours though and I find that funny.
I always assumed that Baby Mario was Mario's kid but apparantly they are all baby versions of the character. They ARE the character.. Hm.
Grayson looks kinda like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Sweet. Haven't played that game either. Looks pretty badarse though.
Also, Jazz, I like the female me. Hot.
RAINY DAY FRIENDS FROM CHILDHOOD
PEPPER AND TUFFY
ENDLESS MIKE
FANO
MKAY
LIB
I also wanted to do everyone as Tekken characters but all the pictures on Google look too erotic 
Funny you say that because he's voiced by Steve Blum, who's voiced Wolverine in a quite a few X-Men videogames (Not to mention Spike from Cowboy Bebop). And yes, the game is badass. Can't stress that enough.
And Sarah, the Companion Cube is just a cube you're given to help solve puzzles in the game. From the wiki I just linked:
"A special type of Storage Cube, the Weighted Companion Cube appears in both Portal and Portal 2. It is identical to the regular Weighted Storage Cube in both games, except that it has a heart where the Aperture Science logo would be. At the end of the Test Chamber 17 in Portal, the player is forced to throw it into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. Narrative provided by GLaDOS and Doug Rattmann suggests that the Companion Cube is designed to test emotional stress by having subjects develop affection for it before being forced to destroy it."
It's just a funny part of the game that's become popular. they even sell Companion Cube plushies. Can't really say why I cast you as the cube. I guess it has something to do with all the big pink hearts all over it.
No one doesn't love the 'Cube!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Even I love the Cube and I never even played Portal.
'Chell is way more Jaz even if she does look a little Irina. IMO.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, I just did that.
i would be more attracted to matty than all the boys, even when he's a girl.
I like Frank's female version best.
I like Justin's and Steve's.
I also wanted to do everyone as Tekken characters but all the pictures on Google look too erotic :(
That's why I cast the guys as the girls. I knew who I wanted to cast(girls as girls) but like you said they just seemed way too erotic.
Also good call on Crash Bandicoot, even has Mckay's smile haha.
Now I love the Companion Cube! I think one of the pictures will be my new avatar when I have time to change it. Aw.
dibs on skyward sword casting KAY.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
jaz, faron the water dragon
labelleza, Impa (sheikah protector of zelda)
sarah, machi the kikwi
(it was hard not to make myself this, sooo cute)
berto, scrapper the robot
fano, jellyf
tuffy, the imprisoned
melody, peatrice
steve, link
frank, groose
irina, zelda (also the goddess hylia)
owl, kina
mike, a mogma
noah, ghirahim
me, fi
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
owl, kina
I can never get enough Zelda-love. Lumpy Pumpkin ftw.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
This thread really is wonderful.
Noah's is hilarious.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
it couldn't have been anyone else.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that this guy needs his own spin-off. I'm thinking something like Uncharted... but in Zelda.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
irina, zelda (also the goddess hylia)
I have no fucking clue about games, but I guess Zelda is the coolest character, so there.
<3 Cammie
tuffy, the imprisoned
Don't know a thing about this game, but it seems right.
This is why we can't have nice things.
it had to be you.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
irina, zelda (also the goddess hylia)
I have no fucking clue about games, but I guess Zelda is the coolest character, so there.
<3 Cammie
Link is cooler.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
girls, you're both pretty.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
To defeat me, you must first cut off all of my toes, making me flop on my back. While I am thus flopped, you must use your sword to drive a spike into my brain and kill me.
These Zelda games are so cute.
This is why we can't have nice things.
D'awwww... murder.
I forgot to say that I did google my Zelda self and I'm pleased. I'm wise and shit. Fuck yeah.
jess, you're not just cool, you're a total badass.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Awesome.
You've gotten some pretty nice characters too. As everyone should know, Spyro flies and breathes fire and Yoshi does this pretty cool thing with his tongue.
nyom
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
So, from what I hear, pretty accurate.
This is why we can't have nice things.
(LEFT TO RIGHT)
ENDLESS MIKE, FANO, PEPPER, AUDREYTHIRTEEN, WASTENOTMORTNOT, HATTIE, IMKE
I fuck all the things if you don't use me right.
Thank you for the ego boost. Finally, someone appreciates me and casts me as the most useful block.I tip my hat to you sir.
L IS FOR LOSER!
That game was so fucking awesome. I watched gameplay of it, and it was such a badass game.