Cast the Cult: video game version
Tuffy - Sephiroth
Imke - Samus Aran
Steve - Cloud
]Cammie - Spyro
Jessica - Yuna
Justin - Mario
Sarah - Princess Zelda, Noah - Link
Frank - Donkey Kong
Okay, I'm out of ideas for now. And Justin, I expect you to participate in this thread.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Sephiroth is only one of the greatest video game characters of all time. He's from Final Fantasy VII.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Yeah - he was pretty bad ass. That was the one Final Fantasy that I actually played.
FTFY.
This is why we can't have nice things.
So what you're saying is villains aren't characters?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Jaz - Ms. Pac-Man
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
woohoo! I eat all the things!
Steve, Fano, and Noah
AWESOME!
Zak, Alecia, Pete, Ritt(the black dude in the back)
Did this once in one of the previous Cast-A-Cultie threads. Think it's more appropriate here.
Anyway, Cast-A-Cultie: left 4 Dead Edition!
Pepper is Zoey
Matty is Francis
Fano is Louis
Pete is Bill
Tuffy is Nick
Frank is Coach
Ritt is Rochelle
Ronnie is Ellis
Villains > Characters.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Tuffy is Nick
Finally somebody here gets me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Awesome job, Justin!
Nice! And I was just playing left 4 dead today.
No idea what a sephiroth is in this context, but I'mma make research. Looks k3wl.
He was the best SOLDIER until he found out he was a created from the DNA of an alien that goes from planet to planet taking its energy. Then he goes crazy and attempts to summon a meteor to crash into the planet so that all of the planet's energy would rush to one spot trying to heal itself, he planned to be down there to absorb all the energy when that happens.
He has some awesome quotes:
"tell me what it is that you cherish most, so that I may take it from you."
Cloud: I'm sick of fighting for no reason!
Sephiroth: so what you're saying is, given the proper reason, you would fight anyone?
Cloud: no!
Sephiroth: I will give you a reason to fight, anytime you need one.
Btw where am I in here?
no guys, you don't understand. samus has been my role model since I was able to maneuver a controller.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
sorry cam, I'm sure Imke will share her with you.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Tuffy is Nick
Finally somebody here gets me.
Wow. It even kind of looks like Tuffy. Incredible casting. Francis looks no-one-fuck-with-me badarse so I completely approve.
Ronnie is Ellis
haha.. sweet! thanks.
Frank
Pete
Jaz
Sarah
Sarah's Baby
Imke
Tuffy
(know your bones better than your face)
Justin
Melody
Hattie
(is a compliment, I like Toad and he's my second go-to character)
Scuba
Marina
Cam
(had to try very hard not to make myself this)
Mike
Fano
Pepper
Owl
Rittguy
Noahguy
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Owl
Thankyahh. She's so lovely. :3 And I get a star! Double win!!
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
I like mine.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Marina
Fuck yeah, I'm a shroom. Matty, don't get high on me, please.
Yeah, Matt. Don't eat her.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's bad advice. He'll have a better chance of winning if he does. And so would she.
MiggityMcWilly
I don't know anything about games, Jes. All I ever played was World of Goo (which I beat), half a mission in Halo and a couple drives in NFS something.
Hmm. All I can say is, Irina, you are no longer safe in the same forum as me. Oh, wait--you never were.
matt, can we share?
1. I love a good trip
2. she's kind of my wife
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Pretty much.
Yes, we can share. It's a pretty big mushie--half should be plenty.
As Matty's husband, I have my arms crossed and am tapping my foot.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Weren't we all in open marriages anyway?
I sure as hell hope so
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
We are, wifey. I think somewhere in the house we still have Matty's hammock and Tuffy's bed.
That's actually where I've been this whole time: not in Byron but locked away in my attic room that you built for me. I've actually been up there writing a whole other life for myself, which I've now surfaced from to write about. It's all very meta, isn't it?
Did I blow your cover?
I know I haven't been around in awhile.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
What? Like a week?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Leaving the room when people are picking leaves you slim pickings.
That Guy Who Hasn't Been Around In Awhile
And I'm already being excluded from things. 
Thanks Jes. I'll take it, but only because of the pink... because it's manly in Thailand...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Hahaha... well you're a bigger mushie than Irina. Soooooooooooooooooo someone here is going to eat you. We don't know who yet. It's going to happen though. Soon.
Scuba
Oh, fuck yeah. You bitches better not fly too close to the sun.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
*creeps around in the corner, creepily, waiting to be cast*
HELL YES 
He controls the bots AND his first name is alBERT.
WINNER.
edit: and and and MUSTACHE.
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=aLTKlmdQOhE
From one of my favorite games of all time: Bulletstorm.
Matty is Grayson
Steve is Ishi
Jaz is Trishka
Endless Mike is General Serrano
Whoa. I gotta get into those wacky anime games. Yuna totally gave me a semi just now.
No idea what a sephiroth is in this context, but I'mma make research. Looks k3wl.
This is why we can't have nice things.