Cast the Cult: Animal version
You are a fish-like alien who uses a perception filter to make people think you look human. You drink blood because you need moisture because you're a fish. You don't like sunlight because it dries out your fish skin. You don't have a reflection because the human brain doesn't know what to see when it looks at a perception filtered fish in the mirror so it just sees nothing. And you have fangs when you're about to attack because the victims' survival instincts kick in and show them your fishy teeth despite the perception filter. You actually look more like this.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I missed that whole series. I'm creepy strobe light angles. I can live with that just swell.
Perception filters... badass...
Fuck. I have to start watching Dr Who this year.
I like that I am also for some reason Satan.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I felt bad for the fish people and their circumstances.
also weeping angels are the most terrifying goddamn things.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Making one of these is taking longer than I thought for reasons other than picking and posting..
Tomorrow..probably.
What am I?
You're basically a tiny baby alien made out of human fat. It sounds gross, but they are the cutest things in the whole series.
And you are one of an insectoid alien race called the Malmooth named Chan Tho, and whenever you talk you have to start by saying "Chan" and end by saying "Tho." Chan so it'd be like this Tho. Chan every time Tho.
I sound annoying. hah
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
I like how I've been cast as a bunch of fictional creatures but haven't been cast as a real animal yet.
Not complaining, just thought it was amusing. I like the think that I'm just too cool to be cast as a real animal, that anything other than some big awesome beastie wouldn't do me justice.
Justin
for the record, I think wombats are awesome
Justin
for the record, I think wombats are awesome
Hahaha.
JESSICA
I look just like Justin in the dark if you squint a little.
I'm pleased by this.
And by "just like" I mean I think we both look rather cute in our natural environments but if I found us in my closet, I'd hit us with a broom.
Oh, I'd hit it all right.
Bestiality pick-up line. That's a new one.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
This thread started out 
Then 
Slowly built up to 
And is now 
justin is fucking adorable and frank would hit that because if you squint your eyes in the dark justin kind of looks like jessica
Nooooo, no... I'm pretty sure the best part is still the slow loris.
I meant Justin from the start not Jessica.
Case still stands I had to include the part that jessica posted and that's where it fit.
What the fuck? All of a sudden I'm not cute enough for you? Is it because I'm a rodent? Whatever. I don't care.
It's funny because it's true.
You're not manly enough Jes.
Well, with Justin, there's just more to love.
Not marsupialy enough either. Just because I don't have an accent or a pouch.
[insert inappropriate beaver joke here]
I'm going to get over my crushing depression with a round of shopping.
matty
trueposer
Ah! malaria! hepatitis! AIDS!!!!!
Steve! Do I turn into a fish or can I just swim really well?
Either way, I frighten myself. But I'm into it.