Cast the Cult: Animal version
who is this?
What is that thing??
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
WHAT! That's Animal. <3
Gah, that wasn't there when I posted. I meant the baby animal I'm cast as.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I believe it is a small piglet. Because your avatar.
How, exactly, was mine self-explanatory?
No, Melody said the others were self-explanatory, but I didn't really see it.
Didn't she say they need explanations--except me and Cammie?
Oh yeah, you're right. They're not self-explanatory, it was the first animal each of you made me think of.
tuffy
adorable.
It's supposed to be scary, I think.
How, exactly, was mine self-explanatory?
I associate "tiger" with sexual prowess, something with which I also associate you.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Ah, interesting connection. I dig, I dig.
Now, imma get back t' prowlin'.
tuffy
I am simultaneously charmed and repulsed.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Dungeons & Dragons
(I went Boy-Girl-Boy-Girl)
Pepper - Astral Deva
Justin - Manticore
Chenoa - Archon (right)
Pete - Xill
Imke - Yuan-Ti (left)
Matty - Rakshasa
Sarah - Lillend
Tuffy - Fucking Minotaur
Jaz - Medusa
Frank - Shield Guardian
Hattie - Mephits (front)
Endless Mike - Your Classic Orc
Owl - Owlbear, Grawr!
Fano - Satyr
Jess - Elf
Rando - Ettercap
Irina - Dire Bear
Okay, no, really you're totally a Drow.
Scuba Steve - Beholder
Enough - Roc (The terrorbird on the left. It is carrying a porpoise home to its young.)
Berto - Lamia
Fudgie - Gynosphynx
Ritt - Rust Monster
Melody - Mind Flayer
Derek - Efreet (right. That's a Djinn on the left.)
Trolls - Trolls
Who the fuck am I forgetting?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
"They are described as black-skinned and pale haired in appearance, around 5-feet tall and slight of build with somewhat sharp features, with large eyes and large pointed ears." - wikipedia
Sounds correct.
Awww, Im taking home food for my chickens. Ha!
Whatever Whore!
Scuba Steve - Beholder
Awesome! That dude was on Futurama.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
<-----I'm an angle. Match my avatar.
Dungeons & Dragons
(I went Boy-Girl-Boy-Girl)
Owl - Owlbear, Grawr!
HAH yesss. Epic.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
AND in Big Trouble in Little China!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Sounds correct.
They are also purest of evil.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Who wants to be the gelatinous cube?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
On elves...
Becoming physically mature by the age of 25 and emotionally mature at around 125...
I'm almost there.
Huh, I should have thought of that. Thanks for including me Tuff. I know some of those due to Final Fantasy and Castlevania.
Dungeons & Dragons
Tuffy - Fucking Minotaur
I totally called this.
Tuff, Minotaur
Rakshasha. I have no idea what that is but it looks badass so I'm into it.
I'm gonna do Doctor Who monsters when I get home. Get ready for that.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I'm definitely Medusa.
I still need to see Doctor Who. ]:
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
I still need to see Doctor Who. ]:
Yes. You do.
Pep. I went with minotaur completely on your call.
Bad. Ass.
Re: Dr. Who, I am a Dalek or nothing.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'll do Final Fantasy Summons tomorrow.
Jaz- Siren
Frank- Judoon
Pepper- Weeping Angel
Camille- Idris (the Tardis personified)
Sarah- Adipose
Pete- Smiler
Noah- Slitheen
Fano- Ood
Jessica- Sexy fish vampire
Irina- Silurian
Melody- Cat nurse lady
Mike- Reaper
Justin- Krafayis
Mae- Chan Tho
Matt- Captain Jack
He's not a monster but he is immortal and he'll have sex with anything (man woman or alien) as long as they're hot.
Tuffy- Satan
Lurkers- Vashta Nerada
They are microscopic creatures that hide in the dark and form new shadows. Then they eat your flesh and turn you into this guy.
Alright, Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive my metal, science and hatred.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
steve
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
ALSO I'M THE TARDIS!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Sigable even in spite of the typo. Because it's true.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Which means, according to your casting of Steve, he's been inside you.
You pervert.
I like what I am!
What am I?
Yes what am I? I looked it up but didn't get much information that really explained it..as a non-current Dr. Who watcher.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Which means, according to your casting of Steve, he's been inside you.
You pervert.
I'm sure his intentions were perfectly pure.
the episode that she's in was so goddamn good. fuck onions. I lose my shit when the doctor tears up.
(that episode meaning her human form. she's in every episode)
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I've never watched Doctor Who, really.
steve got me hooked on it. god it's so good.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Dungeons & Dragons
Hattie - Mephits (front)
Yay - I'm the sexy evil temptress?
I will do one of these for all my Megadrive games later.
Lib
Thank you! My favorite animal of all time...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
What am I?
You're basically a tiny baby alien made out of human fat. It sounds gross, but they are the cutest things in the whole series.
And you are one of an insectoid alien race called the Malmooth named Chan Tho, and whenever you talk you have to start by saying "Chan" and end by saying "Tho." Chan so it'd be like this Tho. Chan every time Tho.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
OH HAI!