Cast the Cult: Animal version
Let us not dwell upon such insignificant things, please. It was hard enough when I had to google Fano's spirit bear.
I don't know what "Frank" you guys refer to, but the Frank I was talking about is totally a dolphin. Not only because he reminds me of a gay shark.
chenoa

Skeleturtle. Very nice.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Yeah! Why is Tuffy the gay Pokemon dude?
This is why we can't have nice things.
If it makes you feel better, James was always my favourite!

He isn't gay, just metrosexual... like you!
Both pictures show him with a flower. This last, with his pinkie raised.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well, you do like to be fancy.
(sorry, most of the animals here aren't at all cute or cuddly)
CAMMIE

SO MUCH WIN!!
BERTO

You made me a bear. A creepy bear.
Creepin'.
JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT ALREADY. DONT PUSSYFOOT AROUND UNSAID ACCUSATIONS.

hahahahaha
Its the only bear we have!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
This is what all of you look like in my head:

I'm surprised nobody "cast" me as a bear.
Pleasantly surprised.
Maybe in the next movie "Cast-A-Cultie" thread I'll be cast as something other then the fat dude or the token gay guy.
This is progress.

Yeah! Why is Tuffy the gay Pokemon dude?
He's not gay. He's...uh..well..he's. Um.

Irina, I like that Pokemon...what is its name?
Cammie, I love the Pika and the Pikachu!
And is that Kangaroo and baby suppose to be mine? If so, love!
These made me smile! 
Whatever Whore!
That there's a Vulpix.

This is such a typical otaku fantasy. "I'm scared of G-g-g-girls, so my ideal is a totally vijuaru kei boy, preferably Asian, with huge boobies which heshe walks around holding in hisher hands. We'll play with our collector cards and read manga. Then, maybe later, heshe will take hisher bikini top off and we'll talk about our love of anime video no hentai... Squee!"
This is why we can't have nice things.
I is a crawfish.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
You is good with drawn butter.
This is why we can't have nice things.
you do not eat crawfish with butter -___-
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I wasn't talking about crawfish.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Kinky.
Your commitment to casting me as the animal you envisioned, despite the potential pain it would cause you, warms my heart.

This is such a typical otaku fantasy. "I'm scared of G-g-g-girls, so my ideal is a totally vijuaru kei boy, preferably Asian, with huge boobies which heshe walks around holding in hisher hands. We'll play with our collector cards and read manga. Then, maybe later, heshe will take hisher bikini top off and we'll talk about our love of anime video no hentai... Squee!"
I couldn't help but look up the words "otaku", "vijuaru kei", and "asian". The horror... the horror...
Just kidding! I love asians! Wait, is that equally racist?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Pleasantly surprised.
Maybe in the next movie "Cast-A-Cultie" thread I'll be cast as something other then the fat dude or the token gay guy.
This is progress.
Nightrious totally did.
Video no hentai you knew...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Wait, that's one thing? I thought you were saying "... video, but no hentai," in engrish. I do know about "hentai" thanks to PornHub.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
No = "for".
Hentai = "hentai".
This is why we can't have nice things.
Since Sarah is already Chansey,
Baby
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That's a Happiny.
Cute! I hope my baby really does look like that. Cutest baby ever.
You wish.
Harriet

Ronnie

Cammie

Tuffy!

* Tila Tequila was not harmed in the making of this photograph.
This is why we can't have nice things.
juggaloRando

Nightrious
(Immortal jellyfish)
Yay I'm a cunning fox! 
Tuffy!

* Tila Tequila was not harmed in the making of this photograph.
This made me LOL. You are that chimp Tuffy - but on one of its more chilled out days. I hate to think what it did after that photo was taken.
His facial expression leads me to believe that chimps are even more aware than we tend to think. Tila, not so much.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I is now a kitteh.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Ok.
cammie

cammie

oh my fuck
too cute.
too.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
okay but yer a bunny
irina

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Kyaaaaa <3
Imke

Rosie & Tuffy

Haha. I like it.
Yeah, those are actually pretty accurate.
This is why we can't have nice things.
BABIES!!
Cammie

Chenoa

Fano

Frank

Irina

Jazz

Melody

Sarah

Tuffy

Whatever Whore!
Those are so very correct.
Aw, the little baby Irina is soooooo ceeeute!
YES! Always wanted to be a sugarglider.
I'm A BABY MEERKAT!


I like how Irina follows Frank's bear...
This is why we can't have nice things.