Cast the Cult: Animal version

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I like how Irina follows Frank's bear...

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Let us not dwell upon such insignificant things, please. It was hard enough when I had to google Fano's spirit bear.

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I don't know what "Frank" you guys refer to, but the Frank I was talking about is totally a dolphin. Not only because he reminds me of a gay shark.

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Skeleturtle. Very nice.
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Tuffy wrote:
I am the gay Pokemon dude why?

Yeah! Why is Tuffy the gay Pokemon dude?

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If it makes you feel better, James was always my favourite!

He isn't gay, just metrosexual... like you!

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Both pictures show him with a flower. This last, with his pinkie raised.

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Well, you do like to be fancy.

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ScribblingDes wrote:
Cast the Cult, Louisiana Version:
(sorry, most of the animals here aren't at all cute or cuddly)

CAMMIE

SO MUCH WIN!!

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BERTO


You made me a bear. A creepy bear.
Creepin'.

JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT ALREADY. DONT PUSSYFOOT AROUND UNSAID ACCUSATIONS.

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Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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hahahahaha

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Its the only bear we have!

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This is what all of you look like in my head:

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I'm surprised nobody "cast" me as a bear.

Pleasantly surprised.

Maybe in the next movie "Cast-A-Cultie" thread I'll be cast as something other then the fat dude or the token gay guy.

This is progress.

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Tuffy wrote:
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I am the gay Pokemon dude why?

Yeah! Why is Tuffy the gay Pokemon dude?

He's not gay. He's...uh..well..he's. Um.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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Irina, I like that Pokemon...what is its name?
Cammie, I love the Pika and the Pikachu!
And is that Kangaroo and baby suppose to be mine? If so, love!
These made me smile! Smile

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That there's a Vulpix.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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He's not gay. He's...uh..well..he's. Um.

This is such a typical otaku fantasy. "I'm scared of G-g-g-girls, so my ideal is a totally vijuaru kei boy, preferably Asian, with huge boobies which heshe walks around holding in hisher hands. We'll play with our collector cards and read manga. Then, maybe later, heshe will take hisher bikini top off and we'll talk about our love of anime video no hentai... Squee!"

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I is a crawfish.

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You is good with drawn butter.

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you do not eat crawfish with butter -___-

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I wasn't talking about crawfish.

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Kinky.

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Irina Marina wrote:
It was hard enough when I had to google Fano's spirit bear.

Your commitment to casting me as the animal you envisioned, despite the potential pain it would cause you, warms my heart.

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Tuffy wrote:
_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
He's not gay. He's...uh..well..he's. Um.

This is such a typical otaku fantasy. "I'm scared of G-g-g-girls, so my ideal is a totally vijuaru kei boy, preferably Asian, with huge boobies which heshe walks around holding in hisher hands. We'll play with our collector cards and read manga. Then, maybe later, heshe will take hisher bikini top off and we'll talk about our love of anime video no hentai... Squee!"

I couldn't help but look up the words "otaku", "vijuaru kei", and "asian". The horror... the horror...

Just kidding! I love asians! Wait, is that equally racist?
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subby socks wrote:
I'm surprised nobody "cast" me as a bear.

Pleasantly surprised.

Maybe in the next movie "Cast-A-Cultie" thread I'll be cast as something other then the fat dude or the token gay guy.

This is progress.

Nightrious totally did.

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Video no hentai you knew...

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Wait, that's one thing? I thought you were saying "... video, but no hentai," in engrish. I do know about "hentai" thanks to PornHub.

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No = "for".

Hentai = "hentai".

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Since Sarah is already Chansey,

Baby


That's a Happiny.

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Cute! I hope my baby really does look like that. Cutest baby ever.

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I is a crawfish.

You wish.
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Harriet

Ronnie

Cammie

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Tuffy!

* Tila Tequila was not harmed in the making of this photograph.
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(Immortal jellyfish)

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Yay I'm a cunning fox! Wink

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Tuffy!

* Tila Tequila was not harmed in the making of this photograph.

This made me LOL. You are that chimp Tuffy - but on one of its more chilled out days. I hate to think what it did after that photo was taken.
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His facial expression leads me to believe that chimps are even more aware than we tend to think. Tila, not so much.

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I is now a kitteh.

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Ok.

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Irina Marina wrote:
Ok.

cammie

oh my fuck

too cute.

too.

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Smile Big:D:D:D:D:D:D
okay but yer a bunny

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Kyaaaaa <3

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Rosie & Tuffy

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Haha. I like it.

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Yeah, those are actually pretty accurate.

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BABIES!!
Cammie

Chenoa

Fano

Frank

Irina

Jazz

Melody

Sarah

Tuffy

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Those are so very correct.

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Aw, the little baby Irina is soooooo ceeeute!

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YES! Always wanted to be a sugarglider.

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I'm A BABY MEERKAT!

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