Cast the Cult: Animal version

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Irina Marina
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labelleza wrote:
Fuck yeah, I have boobs.

But you have no... you know.
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TWO of them, and TWO eyebrows.

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Irina Marina wrote:
But you have no... you know.
sure she does... it is just a little further back...
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I'll find it eventually, don't worry.

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MYSELF: SYLPH

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I love that picture Irina!

Also:

YAY BUTTERFLY!

YAY SIREN!

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Irina Marina wrote:

imke


Aww definitely Imke!
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POKEMON HIJACK!

IMKE

NIGHTRIOUS

ROSIEMOONJUMPER

TUFFY

IRINA

FRANK

SUBBY

JAZ

PEPPER

ENDLESS_MIKE

GIGGAN

FANO

Yes, I should probably get out more. Anyone want to take over?

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This thread just reeks of awesomeness!

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audreythirteen wrote:

Berto

approve! :3
unrelated: I MIGHT BE GETTING PET JELLYFISH SOON.

pepper wrote:

Cammie, Sucubus


how did you get in my room and take that picture?
creep!

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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Psyduck and Cyclops...

I can dig it.

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Jaz

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Soooo I'm a gorilla?

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I'm so totally pleased with all of these. Pete's right, this thread is so win.

Hattie, you made me a charmander! SUHWEEEEEET!

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Wink

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Hattie wins!

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audreythirteen wrote:

Mae

Wow! How lovely! Starfish are magical.

pepper wrote:
I'm going to stick with the mythical creature theme.

Owl, Banshee


I love how culturally appropriate this is. Good call.
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tourist_information wrote:

approve! :3
unrelated: I MIGHT BE GETTING PET JELLYFISH SOON.

WHAAATTTTTTT? Jelly.

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Irina Marina wrote:
Hattie wins!

Totally
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Thank you guys. I like them.

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Pepper: SWEET! After one of my favorite beers!

Jaz: I wanna make a Jesus joke so bad.

This has to be one of the fastest growing threads ever.

Ok, you have to tell me how to spell your name though. I can never remember if it is Issac or Isaac. So I switch it up waiting for you to say something but you are taking too long.

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it's really 'EyeSack'

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pepper wrote:
Liberum69 wrote:
Pepper: SWEET! After one of my favorite beers!

Jaz: I wanna make a Jesus joke so bad.

This has to be one of the fastest growing threads ever.

Ok, you have to tell me how to spell your name though. I can never remember if it is Issac or Isaac. So I switch it up waiting for you to say something but you are taking too long.

It's Isaac. I never correct people. I'd go crazy.

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pepper wrote:
Liberum69 wrote:
Pepper: SWEET! After one of my favorite beers!

Jaz: I wanna make a Jesus joke so bad.

This has to be one of the fastest growing threads ever.

Ok, you have to tell me how to spell your name though. I can never remember if it is Issac or Isaac. So I switch it up waiting for you to say something but you are taking too long.

It's Isaac. I never correct people. I'd go crazy.

Isaac never corrects people. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

dork.

I know what you mean though, a good third of the reason I hate my first name is people always pronounce it wrong and it drives me insane to try to correct everyone.

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IMKE

MELODY

(a new Pokemon named Meloetta!)

IMKE AGAIN

IRINA

BERTO!!

LUCKILY NOBODY ON THIS BOARD

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pepper wrote:

Isaac never corrects people. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

dork.

Dammit. I knew that joke was coming as soon as I clicked "Post comment".

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yay I'm a sexy succubus

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Succubi have the vagina dentata. I never understood why Succubi weren't a more popular monster movie monster.

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WAIT I HAVE TEETH IN MY

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That's one method for them to get you yes. They can also enter dreams like Freddy Kruger. Sexy dreams. They primarily target men.

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Yet, not one is deterred.

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I like the cute pink pokemon thing I am! Thanks Hattie! What's it called?

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Somebody make ME an animal or pokemon or something please!

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Orrrrrr...

Another one for which there is a very logical reason.

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I love that I'm a mermaid, a little deer and some different pokemon! <3

Frank

Irina

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Is that a woodpecker? If so, yaaaay!

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rosiemoonjumper wrote:
I like the cute pink pokemon thing I am! Thanks Hattie! What's it called?

that's a clefairy. literally perfect.

Enough wrote:
Somebody make ME an animal or pokemon or something please!

you're a pika, and therefore a pikachu

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Irina Marina wrote:
Is that a woodpecker? If so, yaaaay!

Yup! Smile

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Nice. The giraffe goes to a person of average height. I think Melody or Ronnie may challenge me for that one.

Speaking of which...

Ronald Mayfair

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I didn't pick it because of height!

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Obviously. Tongue

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I thought I'd do a New Zealand Animal Cast the Cult.

Most of our animals are birds though!

Irina

Photobucket

Tuffy

Photobucket

Justin

Photobucket

Jaz

Photobucket

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fsdghcamel wrote:
rosiemoonjumper wrote:
I like the cute pink pokemon thing I am! Thanks Hattie! What's it called?

that's a clefairy. literally perfect.


No, it's Chansey!

This is a Clefairy.

You get an F+.

PS You are:

Wigglytuff!

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samanywhere wrote:

BERTO!!

you and me, we're sooo holding hands in another life sometime Love

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I am the gay Pokemon dude why?

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Hattie is Doraemon!

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Cast the Cult, Louisiana Version:
(sorry, most of the animals here aren't at all cute or cuddly)

TUFFY

FRANK

JAZMYN

JESSICA

CAMMIE

BERTO

IRINA

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