Cast the Cult: Animal version
So everyone knows I'm a unicorn, now let me assign each of you an animal. My rules: no reason, use the first idea that comes through your head. You can accept or refuse your animal, I ain't even mad!
IRINAMARINA
LABELLEZA
MCKAY
Already decided today:
TUFFY
More to follow.
owlfloataway
berto
PETE
ritt
phil
cammie
hattie
samanywhere
I think this thread might be better than the science thread. Wow. What a good idea, Irina.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Hehe, I'm a manatee. I have some different castings, but I will do it when I get home.
Why are all the good animals taken
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
noah
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"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
noah
melody
steve
matty
I'm a hipster dog? I guess I can get behind that.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
That scarf would totally look good on you!
I am okay with the pandas fucking. Also the large cat, mostly because of his facial expression.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I think all of these should come with explanations. Except Matty and Cammie, those are self explanatory. Mostly I want to know why I'm a bird. And that bird in particular.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
There are no explanations, these are literally the first animals that came to me, which explains the weird order. Maybe because I find birds very graceful and I associate grace with art, and you're an artist, so.. I guess this was part of my subconscious train of thought.
Actually Mckay is the only one I find a logical explanation for. And Owl.
I'm oddly logical.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
RawkinRind
I wonder what I would be..
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
why do i not have an animal
Because I want them to be on the spot and my brain refuses to cooperate so close to midnight.
YOU have just given me something clear to work on. Based on that first picture,
Damien_mayfair
Would you believe no one's made a good gif of this shit?
Get it together, internet.
YES
Dear Chris: don't get upset if you don't see yourself here now. That fox avatar of yours is disturbing my mind and I can't assign you an animal just yet. Maybe I dream of something and come up with a good choice in the morning.
Dear rest of you: same thing except for the animal avatar.
Hah and it has just occured to me that if I was doing this based on reasons Noah would've been an elephant and Matt an anteater. Those are classics already. Berto would've probably been a lobster, Jaz a giraffe and Derek a cat.
No worries. 
I patiently await your, what is sure to be interesting, decision!
Me too.
fix'd
oh snap.
Red Panda! YAY!
fix'd
What's hilarious about this is I thought the SAME SHIT!
I love mine! But am I a wolf because you don't trust me?
Actually Mckay is the only one I find a logical explanation for. And Owl.
Logic! Stellar! [:
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Don't read into it! There is no reason. I'm a goddamn manatee for God's sake. There is no reason for that!
Don't read into it! There is no reason. I'm a goddamn manatee for God's sake. There is no reason for that!
i'm the only cartoon animal here and everyone knows i'm real.
I'M REAL DAMMIT.
yay I'm an otter!
I'm doing this ALASKA STYLE
irina
labelleza
steve
berto
sarah
fano
jaz
mckay
melody
noah
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I'm a caraaaabooooooo!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
you are! they're awesome. they're like deer...on steroids.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
*crosses fingers*
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
THERE WAS A SCIENCE THREAD AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME.
You're off my mad scientist world takeover - people to spare list.
also...
RawkinRind
How the hell does ANYONE else but Bertobot get to be a robot in the animal thread 
oh and I'm a chickadee
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I'm going to have to disagree, cute as the turtle is. There are some turtles in southeast Alaska but I'm an arctic fox. Also it has been decided by a few of my friends that if I were a Pokemon I'd be Ninetails. Foxy stuff!
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
samanywhere
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
THERE WAS A SCIENCE THREAD AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME.
You're off my mad scientist world takeover - people to spare list.
No!! ]: Put me back on your list I'll make you a science painting! I don't know why we didn't tell you, Berto! Come join the Science & Sagan For All thread wonder, it's pretty stellar.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
SmartAz
THERE WAS A SCIENCE THREAD AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME.
You're off my mad scientist world takeover - people to spare list.
No!! ]: Put me back on your list I'll make you a science painting! I don't know why we didn't tell you, Berto! Come join the Science & Sagan For All thread wonder, it's pretty stellar.
painting painting painting painting painting!
you're on the list again:)
do you need my address?
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Grizzly bear
Frank
THERE WAS A SCIENCE THREAD AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME.
You're off my mad scientist world takeover - people to spare list.
No!! ]: Put me back on your list I'll make you a science painting! I don't know why we didn't tell you, Berto! Come join the Science & Sagan For All thread wonder, it's pretty stellar.
painting painting painting painting painting!
you're on the list again:)
do you need my address?
Painting! Lovely. I'm already making audreythirteen a colourful birthing day card!
You really want a science painting? You can PM me your adress if you would like to. I'd be happily obliged, I have canvases that need filling.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
i have walls that need filling!
win:win!
let me know if you need anything for your time/supplies/shipping.
also, not to sully your artistic process but i love bots, they're very scientific!
(address pm'd)
jazmyn
frank
sarah