Cast the Cult 3.0
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wasn't the toaster the one with Phil Hartman doing the jack nicholson voice?
Phil Hartman played the paranoid, dilapidated window AC. "It's a conspiracy and you're aaaaaall in on it."
One of the best cartoons of all time. I can't tell you how many times I watched that with my brothers when they were little. Good times....
... by casting every single person that has ever posted in it.
Let me re-phrase this. It's everyone that's posted in this thread and within the last 10 pages of PA. and a couple other renowned fallen members that I recalled.
Right now I'm up to 67.
I can't wait!
I wonder if he's casting 300?
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
Ah, the anticipation is giving me the squirts!
Everything Eddy says is precious! Except for that. That was gross.
Everything Eddy says is precious! Except for that. That was gross.
Hahaha!
X-men.
X-men.
That would be ballin'. And the goddamn posts are telling me that it's after midnight, but it's not! It's still only 11 something. Whats the deal.
Did you check your daylight savings settings?
Change thy settings, vagrant!
my settings are fine.
Ah, the anticipation is giving me the squirts!
go ahead and take a healthy shit, it'll be a while before i'm done. I just now finished pairing everyone up with characters, now I got to track down pictures for each.
Also, I think i've done this one before in one of the other cast a cult threads, but never to this magnitude!
Hurry, you!
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
I better be relevant!! I don't want some throw away role.
I was thinking of casting you guys based on the size of your egos. For example, six would be Genghis Khan.
I was thinking of casting you guys based on the size of your egos. For example, six would be Genghis Khan.
Can i be Mao?
I was thinking of casting you guys based on the size of your egos.
Do you have a picture of God?
I was thinking of casting you guys based on the size of your egos. For example, six would be Genghis Khan.
Oh gosh, Thaank you!
I was thinking of casting you guys based on the size of your egos. For example, six would be Genghis Khan.
Are you kidding me? Woody Allen has more self esteem than six!
!
I've got more self esteem that you've got body hair, you wonky faced prick.
Are you kidding me? Woody Allen has more self esteem than six!
And so he should. That guy's so smooth he can pick up his own daughter.
I think, in Harry Potter, the main characters deserved to have been uncast, but Malfoy, you know, I can accept being cast as him, 'cause he's a sweet guy, he's handsome, but he's surrounded by awful people and that's taken its toll, you know? Personally, I see myself as more of a Dumbledore type, infinitely caring and wise and all that, but y'all think I'm joking when I say as such. Death Eaters, the lot of you. Still a little sad from that film.
Are you still crying about that? The pictures didn't even show! What a bitch.
Personally, I see myself as more of a Dumbledore type, infinitely caring and wise and all that
and gay. Which is what I'm sure you meant by 'all that'
Don't try to be clever, boy.
Hey, you gotta give credit where it's due.
Dumbledore's gay??????
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No, but Chuck is.
Dun
Dun
Dun
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
*whispers*
My post was a play on those threads that say: "Chuck is gay??"
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Oh, I had no idea!
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
I think, in Harry Potter, the main characters deserved to have been uncast, but Malfoy, you know, I can accept being cast as him, 'cause he's a sweet guy, he's handsome, but he's surrounded by awful people and that's taken its toll, you know? Personally, I see myself as more of a Dumbledore type, infinitely caring and wise and all that, but y'all think I'm joking when I say as such. Death Eaters, the lot of you. Still a little sad from that film.
Have you only seen the films? Not read the books?
Don't be sad.
Spoiler: Dumbledore totally pulls a Gandalf in the next book (film) coming back all extra elegant and powerful at the perfect moment to save the day/battle.
See? No worries. 
(grey pistol black pistol hungry little knife)
(everything I carry in the back of my mind)
oh god......look what she's done.
Too much talking and not enough casting.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
accepted.
I really wish I had editing software, I wanted to put Lady Gaga over that video, BAD
Herry-Tuffy
The martians- ScubaSteve and MatthewOdonell
Zoe-Taylor
Prarie Dawn- Pepper
Big Bird-Red
when did this happen? sweet of you to cast me, jaz. they're the ones that go: yep yep yep yep yep ah huh ah huh. right? may i ask why?
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
Herry-Tuffy
The martians- ScubaSteve and MatthewOdonell
Zoe-Taylor
Prarie Dawn- Pepper
Big Bird-Red
when did this happen? sweet of you to cast me, jaz. they're the ones that go: yep yep yep yep yep ah huh ah huh. right? may i ask why?
I do say that a lot. Also, I'm orange.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
Every Thread created by Liberum69 thus far, The Movie:
Liberum's Thread:
ScubaSteve, Spike, NateParker, ChubbyChops
After:
...poor bastards never knew what hit 'em...
"Is Twilight more pretty awesome(inadequate to such places as school) than GUTS?" - pygmyee
The martians- ScubaSteve and MatthewOdonell
when did this happen? sweet of you to cast me, jaz. they're the ones that go: yep yep yep yep yep ah huh ah huh. right? may i ask why?
Well i was pretty drunk when I casted these and I don't know the Martians are pretty awesome though.
**Yip yip yip yip yip**
accepted.
Agreed.
Levi, Endless Mike, Fano
Sweet!! I get to be Jim Carrey! Thanks Six!
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Nate, what happened to that giant cast you were gonna do?
But what I do I do because I like to do.
i was just thinking about that as I clicked to come in here. I want to know too!!
He was going to do it until all of you turned this into a Lady Gaga forum. I don't blame him, either.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
Thanks a lot, Levi. Ya jerk.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
i'm starting to resent that. I can like whatever I want! If it's relevant, I'm going to talk about Lady Gaga. I don't spam around, posting shit about her and links and stuff everywhere out of context.
I want to apologize before hand, in that, i'm going to have to cast some of the ladies here as male characters in mine. There's just not enough female characters to use. I'm still going to try and have something in common with each and I hope to make up for it by casting every single person that has ever posted in it. In fact, it might be so big that I'll break it down into several post or even make it it's own Cast the Cult:Special Edition thread.