Can't Sleep. came up with new life plan to improve the state of existence
Plan: Wear lipstick everyday.
Ways in which this will help to improve my life:
1. Will encourage me to clean out and reorganize my makeup drawer, as the lipstick is all in the very back. This may lead to more frequent cleaning out of all the lurking skeletons.
2. Will be looking in the mirror more often which will lead to remembering to moisturize every day and night which will reduce my risk of wrinkles and skin cancer.
3. Lipstick on a cigarette is annoying. Lipstick brings notice to the mouth which contains the teeth which smoking discolors. I will quit smoking because it interferes with and complicates my lipstick habit.
4. Feeling more feminine will encourage me to continue to exercise regularly which will improve my health and make clothing shopping a less traumatic experience.
5. Lipstick makes life more fun. When life is more fun it is easier for life to become more interesting. When life is more interesting there are more things to think about. When there are more things to think about there are more profound reflections that occur and which need to be cleared out of the mind; one finds that they have things to say that are important. These things will be put down in writing on paper as necessary. Stories and books will begin to be created.
6. lipstick will be by savior.
You have very high hopes for lipstick. But I hope it does all those things for you. I don't own a single tube of lipstick, I just have one thing of bare minerals lip color and a thing of Burt's tinted chap stick.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I have too any things of lipstick for a girl who rarely wears any.
Many of them I bought for when i was making lip print art, others because i always think I will wear it and then I never do.
I'm that way with shoes. And purses.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I need new shoes.
Well, the point of this topic is for people to post their ridiculous plans for conquering the world. At least that is where I was hoping people would go with it.
Lipstick is pretty awesome. I like that you're thinking about it all these different ways. Sometimes all it takes to spark a change are little ideas like this.
A few weeks ago, I was wearing my favourite red lipstick whilst wandering around the West Village on a friday afternoon. Two cute guys walked past me and a few seconds later, I see one of them run past me and stop in front of me. "Hi, I'm not trying to sell you anything, I think you have really sexy lips, and I just wanted to come and talk to you" .. I had to explain that I was very flattered, but that I was married and he was like "Well, the compliment still counts!" and we shook hands and went our separate ways. Things like that don't ordinarily happen to me, so it had to be the lipstick. Lipstick rules.
Today I plan on conquering the world by lying in bed and culling and redditing all day. It's working.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Except for autocorrect fouling my posts.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I have lazied around all day and I'm feeling SO GOOD! I don't even remember a day when I didn't do at least something for school or school-related. It felt nice, and I'm gonna go make a bubble bath with the last melty rose soap thing I have and then maybe read some more. Bad idea reading too long books at once.
I love this topic pepper. You have been making great threads and I've just been failing to post anything good in them because I'm studying my brains into mush.
My plan today is to clean the physical clutter to get my mind of the mental clutter. Then I plan on going out tonight to dance some stress away with the crazy Portuguese people and have some bonding time with my girl friend. I'm hoping this does wonders for my skin because the books have been sucking the life out of me and putting bags under my eyes from saving all those mental notes from class. I can't wait for this next week to be over with.
This summer my goal is also to conquer the world with more cleaning.
I plan on cleaning out the garage to my liking because it's been a pain in the ass to do yard work and wash the car when the garage door is being blocked by unorganized tools which also makes it difficult to do simple maintenance around the house.
Once I get the garage organized I plan on tackling our front yard which is a jungle of weeds and tall grass. The plan is to remove all the grass and level out the dirt to start a succulent garden which will be low maintenance.
These things will not only make my life easier but save my parents money.
I also plan on getting my bike fixed so I can start riding around these insane hills and get in better shape because walking is too strenuous on my body. Plus my legs will get stronger making it less strenuous when I do have to walk.
I love all these devious and diabolical plans. Okay, they aren't that devious or diabolical. But some plans are better than no plans and some plans can lead to better plans.
*puts lipstick on and kisses the cult*
*puts lipstick on and kisses the cult*
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"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Conquering the world? I think I will just wing it. That usually works best for me.
Man is the cruelest animal.
*attacks hilla-rat with lipstick*
The plan today is to write two papers. Fuck my life this week. I can't wait for Vegas.
Do it!
Man is the cruelest animal.
7. You look great with lipstick.