Can't Sleep. came up with new life plan to improve the state of existence
Plan: Wear lipstick everyday.
Ways in which this will help to improve my life:
1. Will encourage me to clean out and reorganize my makeup drawer, as the lipstick is all in the very back. This may lead to more frequent cleaning out of all the lurking skeletons.
2. Will be looking in the mirror more often which will lead to remembering to moisturize every day and night which will reduce my risk of wrinkles and skin cancer.
3. Lipstick on a cigarette is annoying. Lipstick brings notice to the mouth which contains the teeth which smoking discolors. I will quit smoking because it interferes with and complicates my lipstick habit.
4. Feeling more feminine will encourage me to continue to exercise regularly which will improve my health and make clothing shopping a less traumatic experience.
5. Lipstick makes life more fun. When life is more fun it is easier for life to become more interesting. When life is more interesting there are more things to think about. When there are more things to think about there are more profound reflections that occur and which need to be cleared out of the mind; one finds that they have things to say that are important. These things will be put down in writing on paper as necessary. Stories and books will begin to be created.
6. lipstick will be by savior.