Can't believe I haven't shown you guys this
I am in this video. I'm the one who does the spitting.
Originally I was going to put this in the embarrassing admissions thread but I think it's worthy of its own thread. Oh dear.
It was so funny, they gave me chewing gum and then said, "Cue spit!" and I spat the chewing gum out and they were like, "Cut!" then the next time I had TOO much spit and pretty much dribbled all over myself but totally nailed the third take.
How can you find that acceptable? She spit and then chased them with clubs and then smashed their car all because they looked different.

Thank you for this.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Least girly spit I've ever seen.
Also - Tuff! lmao
Hah! I'm a desktop! My proudest moment.
Some of us aspire to greatness. Some of us have greatness spat upon us.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Nice. That's a good song too.
Great spit! Amy, I like you more and more.
Pretty great singer, too.
I'm addicted now. Gonna check out the rest of her stuff.
Thanks! Apparently she went out with Jeff Buckley or something.
Lucky lady.
Who made the video? 
Some Cardiff based company, they're called Play It Again Sam or something, they asked our roller derby league for women to play tough footballers, they said we'd get to smash up a car so I joined. They wouldn't let us smash the car because of health and safety. They made another of her videos too, apparently.
You should've seen how stressed the crew were the whole day we were there, like they were thinking, "Oh God this video is total shit...what are we going to do?"
The story is supposed to be that we were a mean football team, so violent we had to wear masks, and the wolfman was our mascot we abused. But then him and Joan fall in love and we try to chase them and fail. I hurt my foot so bad on the first run, stood on a massive stone and twisted my ankle. For the rest of the takes every time we ran off I couldn't keep up! I just kept falling behind. Sucked. It rained all day and when lunch came it was fucking chilli, with loads of beans, they'd never asked us if we had any allergies or anything so I ended up just having a tray of rice outside in the rain on this stupid air field. I didn't have an amazing time, the other roller derby girls were so funny but I didn't know them very well so I was shy all day. There were two actor girls there who were boring. Actually, all in all, it isn't a fond memory. But the spitting turned out well, yes it did.
The spitting was great and you did excellent. Even though you busted that foot.
I like that one song by Jeff Buckley 'Last Goodbye'. Didn't he kill himself? I remember everyone was sad, when he passed.
I fell asleep in here.
I went to put Issy to sleep and fell asleep with her. So tired, didn't put milk up or turn anything off.
First thing this morning, I watch the Chemmie clip. Good way to start the day 
I thought you were running a bit slower than the others. I was like, "Well good thing I didn't bet on Amy in the foot race."
You still kept up with a speeding car on rocky terrain, though! And you won the spit contest!
Did you chase them because you weren't okay with your mascot being taken away by a nice girl? Or just because you were mean footballers and that's what you like to do? Or both?
Oh, Jeff Buckley didn't kill himself. Just checked. Says here, he was drowned by the wake of a passing boat, while swimming or murdered by his bandmate over a girl ( they for sure loved the same girl). I hope his bandmate didn't do him in. That's awful Well, either way.
I wonder if 'Joan as a POlice Woman' is the woman they fought over. She is quite a woman.
Neat thread, Amy 
You still kept up with a speeding car on rocky terrain, though! And you won the spit contest!
Did you chase them because you weren't okay with your mascot being taken away by a nice girl? Or just because you were mean footballers and that's what you like to do? Or both?
Haha, I think most of them are faster than me anyway but having my foot hurt made it worse. I'm not sure what our specific motivation was but I like to think we wanted to kill them and make their skin in to footballs because we were so mean.




This may be the one time in my life that I find spitting to be acceptable, and maybe even a little bit sexy of a thing.
You Beast.
Also, Dude is looking a little too beast-ish. Sort of pushing the werewolf look thing with that beard.