Can girls fart?

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So I've seen a lot more girls on these forums than I initially expected.

This is a serious question in need of a serious answer. It's something I've wondered for a while.


Posted September 7th, 2008 by Peyote

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Re: Can girls fart?

No, but if we possibly did it would smell like flowers and lollies.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:41

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Re: Can girls fart?

What about rainbows? I heard that they just tooted rainbows, not farts.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:43

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rosies post should have been the end of the thread

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:44

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Re: Can girls fart?

You know that you're kind of a hostile dick?

I don't mean to be hostile in saying that. I'm just wondering if it's intentional how you come off as that, or if you're unaware.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:49

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rosies post should have been the end of the thread


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:50

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i like you

[edit] i didnt mean ritt. i meant peyote guy with the gross lady avatar.

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:53

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Re: Can girls fart?

I'm not really sure if you're saying that as a counter-example to my hostile comment, or you're just being blatantly sarcastic. Either way, I'm bored.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 03:56

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Re: Can girls fart?

Girls don't fart, it's a myth.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 05:05

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Re: Can girls fart?

in lieu of farting, they just talk a lot.

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 05:11

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If a girl ever farts I think she should be forced to immediately take a shower because that shit's gross.

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 05:11

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Oh man... I was once with a girl. She farted.

Weird!!

It's over.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 05:36

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bearchaser wrote:

If a girl ever farts I think she should be forced to immediately take a shower because that shit's gross.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 05:41

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Re: Can girls fart?

a girl farted on my balls while i was giving her an orgasm, once. i just laughed. the mood was ruined cuz she was emberassed and i thought it was too funny to be horny, anymore.

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 06:27

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Re: Can girls fart?

www.cakefarter.com/ NSFW

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 07:05

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what bothers me most about that link, isn't so much what you're seeing but the fact that there's probably hundreds, if not thousands of guys out there, that to them that's the most erotic thing they've ever seen.

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 08:07

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id seen pictures of that, before, but i hadnt seen the video.
my question is: where did the idea to fart on cakes come from? maybe a creme brulee (did i spell that right?)... but a delicious caek?

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Sun, 09/07/2008 - 09:40

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fart on cakes

i am against this idea on many levels. shana, please back me up on this.


Sun, 09/07/2008 - 17:40

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Re: Can girls fart?
damien_mayfair wrote:
aphonicmessiah wrote:

fart on cakes

i am against this idea on many levels. shana, please back me up on this.

Oh, NO! This will never do! I, too, am solidly against this idea.

Truly, it's so Tyler Durden - you should be ashamed.


Mon, 09/08/2008 - 00:18

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Re: Can girls fart?

Girls can do anything. Including birthing morons.

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 04:58

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Re: Can girls fart?
Synnove wrote:
damien_mayfair wrote:
aphonicmessiah wrote:

fart on cakes

i am against this idea on many levels. shana, please back me up on this.

Oh, NO! This will never do! I, too, am solidly against this idea.

Truly, it's so Tyler Durden - you should be ashamed.

I am also against the this idea. Ick.

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 06:37

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i think spunck hacked into my account, again.

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 06:57

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Re: Can girls fart?

I must be the only girl who not only farts, but thinks farts are hilarious. Seriously, I have to cover my mouth to keep from laughing out loud if I'm in the bathroom and someone lets loose.

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 15:56

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alecias lying. shes too pretty to fart.

you know what, i just realized i hate the word fart. i dont even like typing it. its very unpleasant in every way. the way it sounds, the way it looks, terrible word.

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 20:34

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I hate looking at this thread. Kill it.


Mon, 09/08/2008 - 20:36

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this is for Alecia then...

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 20:36

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Re: Can girls fart?
aphonicmessiah wrote:

i think spunck hacked into my account, again.

It's what I do. I have mad hackzorz skillz, like I said sometime ago in the distant past.


Mon, 09/08/2008 - 21:13

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Oh, Eddy, urrbody does it, I promise (but you're sweet...toot-sweet, perhaps?).

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ the video....

:D

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 21:45

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My daddy taught me a rule:

Only boys, dogs, and skanks.

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Mon, 09/08/2008 - 23:30

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so, what? you just burp it out?


Mon, 09/08/2008 - 23:33

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Re: Can girls fart?
Six On The Dot wrote:

My daddy taught me a rule:

Only boys, dogs, and skanks.

Your daddy's a wise man.


Mon, 09/08/2008 - 23:33

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You just don't do it! You hold it in forever until it disappears.

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You just don't do it! You hold it in forever until it disappears.

Much like the pain and anguish of living. le sigh...


Mon, 09/08/2008 - 23:45

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I read that as snakes and was like, what the fu...and then I realized you said skanks and was like...ah...well...uh....

I don't know...I grew up with two (farting) brothers, and now I have two (farting) sons, so I guess I got over the girl/fart taboo a long time ago 'cause I had to...

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i totally subscribe to one of my female friend's maxim:

why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?


Tue, 09/09/2008 - 00:44

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Re: Can girls fart?

My sister tried to get me to believe I was the only girl who pooped in the history of humans.

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Tue, 09/09/2008 - 00:51

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but you are.


Tue, 09/09/2008 - 00:52

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Dude, you are.

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Tue, 09/09/2008 - 00:53

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I don't poop anymore. Peer pressure got to me hard.

Well aren't you guys just so damn funny.

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Tue, 09/09/2008 - 00:56

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Who gives in to peer pressure these days?!


Tue, 09/09/2008 - 01:15

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Re: Can girls fart?
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i totally subscribe to one of my female friend's maxim:

why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

What the fuck!
good one..


Tue, 09/09/2008 - 10:19