Caaaaat Paaaarty
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Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
the penis is going the wrong way
That, my friends, is a cat strap-on.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
That cat looks pissed enough to skull fuck someone...
Ha! That cat looks so ashamed!
I can't stop laughing at the dildo on that cat's head. Why would you do that?
Oh my god that kitty is too freakin adorable!!
on saturday i found a stray cat living in the bushes by my in-laws place. well more of a kitten actually, i'd guess she's no more than 6 months old at the most. very skinny and timid, i sat on the grass for 15 minutes while she watched me from the trees, miaowing the whole time.. eventually she came out and i fed her and she let me pat her. after that she was very affectionate and all over me. today i found some ticks on her so we removed them and i went and got her a tick collar, which she doesn't seem to mind so hopefully she'll leave it on. we can't have her in the house because she's not really trained, but we set up an old cat bed for her on the front porch. i hope my in-laws keep her there - she's so skinny and it's going to be getting cold soon (already 50 degrees at night where they live), they already have one cat who is kinda old and very territorial .. she hates the newcomer, but the kitten doesn't seem too bothered by the hissing/growling so perhaps they'll eventually learn to live with each other. she's a real sweetheart of a cat and i'd hate to see anything happen to her.
she wouldn't sit still long enough to get a decent pic, but here she is:
and here's my favourite pic:
Awww, I hope she sticks around and gets to become a part of the family. She looks a lot like our P-Kitty. She was also a skinny stray who just showed up at our door one day and walked in like she was right at home (she was rail thin with a big fat tick on her). It's been more than three years now and it's like she's always been with us. 
aw yeah, very similar markings, just p-kitty is fluffier! i would really love to have her here with us, but our apartment is small and there's not really any space to have a litter box or anything like that without it being right out in the middle of the living area.. we'll see though. If they don't want to keep her, i will find a way to make it work here. I don't want her in the woods in winter, or going to some dead-end shelter.
she wouldn't sit still long enough to get a decent pic, but here she is:
Love the markings.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yeah that British shorthair got taken =(
The bloody RSPCA lady took DAAAAAYS to tell me! I was cleaning like made ready for a visit before I was allowed my new kitty =( I un-cluttered the spare room - massive hassle.
Henry is almost better now, his pride has definitely been wounded though, it's quite sad seeing him so timid and lazy, he used to be the alpha male around my street, he was always cornering some cat under a car. I'd like to see what cat eventually got one over on him. The little shit. Henry ruled with an iron paw. hehehehehe ah I'm great.
Cats and suicide!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2190086/Cat-parasite-worm...
A parasite found in cats is tampering with people's brains and driving them to suicide, research suggests.
Scientists have shown that men and women infected with a bug that breeds in cats' stomachs and worms into people's brains are seven times more likely to attempt suicide than others.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The microscopic eggs are passed on in cat faeces, spreading the infection.
This party has been pooped on and now we're all going to die at our own hands.
Thanks a lot, Liberum.
toxoplasmosis is old news
well that might explain a lot.
This cat...
Damn, my windowsill looks awful. I didn't even notice that until just now. getting out the bleach this moment.
...that might be my favorite cat.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
His chilling positions are amazing!
I love that cat's tummy! Wanna snuggle in it.
The bloody RSPCA lady took DAAAAAYS to tell me! I was cleaning like made ready for a visit before I was allowed my new kitty =( I un-cluttered the spare room - massive hassle.
Typical RSPCA behaviour.
Try Cats Protection League next time you look - they're a bit less anal about rehoming procedures.
kit posted this on the first page of "What did you find..."
But I want to bring it back here because it is, literally, a cat party!
haha, I'd forgotten about that one!
Meow Mania just brought me a lot of joy.
The bloody RSPCA lady took DAAAAAYS to tell me! I was cleaning like made ready for a visit before I was allowed my new kitty =( I un-cluttered the spare room - massive hassle.
Typical RSPCA behaviour.
Try Cats Protection League next time you look - they're a bit less anal about rehoming procedures.
I'm browsing their single felines and look at this "cat who looks like hitler"! http://www.cardiff.cats.org.uk/cardiff/adopt-a-cat/?cid=36704
Meowie!
There's no photo yet but he's the second one down: http://www.rspca-cardiff.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=catego...
I might not be able to have him, I know I'd pass the home visit but my boyfriend brought me back down a bit earlier because he reminded me how territorial my cat Henry is, Henry fights with every male cat around here and is only calm with the female cat next door. I don't know what to do! I don't want Sammy to get the shit kicked out of him by my giant cat, I don't want Henry to hate me, but I really want another cat who's cuddle and small enough to be on laps. I'm so confused.
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