Buzzkill of the Day
You are a crazy person.
Yeah olives are great. Sophisticate your palate.
No, I agree. Olives suck.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You obviously didn't use enough vodka when you were eating them.
I've never actually had a martini. This might be why. I'm also not going to argue about the sophistication of my palate. Frankly, I'm embarrassed to be seen with it but the bitch always finds a way to tag along.
Not a fan of typical black olives. Lots of the others are nice.
Me too. I rather enjoy green olives and especially those in a martini (Drew makes the best martinis in the world). I would rather eat a turd than a black olive, though. They're disgusting.
The ones I ate were dark.
I guess the others deserve a chance to be in my mouth.
Not gonna say it.
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Good. You're better than that.
Once you go black...
You wash out your mouth to get rid of the bad taste.
I keep trying to give olives a chance. And everything I regret it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
There's something wrong with you "euw, olives" people.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
All I want to do is get drunk, just a little drunk. But nooooooo, thats not going to happen. I also have some nasty burns that I think are a bit infected.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have full intentions of getting a little drunk.
Already started.
Ya but I cant get a litle drunk, The meds make it so I have 2 PBR's and I am drunk. I really want Gin and Tonics though.
Someone send me one?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
So have one PBR.
then have another an hour later. And so on.
I had an infected burn once. I'm terrified of them now. If it had happened on a docterless desert island, I don't think I'd have a right leg right now.
Take care of it!
Nah there small and I just cep them clean, Nothing that wont heal on its own.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
How'd you burn yourself?
And you're probably right. Mine was huge. I rubbed a great deal of my calf against a motorcycle exhaust thing. And then went to a lot of public pools. It was gruesome.
Burns and pools are all osrts of a bad combination. My brother cooked half his leg playing with fire when we were kids. It was one big nasty blister.
As for mine they should go in the embarassing admissions thread because they are cigarette burns. Classy right?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
You're the epitome of classiness as far as I'm concerned. In my mind, you're always frowning and holding a baguette.
OH man there is a picture of that floating around some place isnt there? And I dont always frown, I smirk a lot too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Nothing wrong with a well meaning cigarette burn.
I hit my head really hard on a table today and I think I might die if I fall asleep. I think I'm turning into Justin.
WAKE UP!!
And Justin suffered a head injury? I think you're thinking of Mckay.
She means she's turning into a hypochondriac.
I think Jes bumped her head too.
No idea what you're talking about. Or who you are.
Well nature let me know today why I've been so bitchy the past couple of days. Shoud have remembered that was coming.
that's not the buzkill.
The buzzkill is I am completely out of red wine. Which is a necessity.
Sort of TMI: The only reason I keep taking the pill even though I'm not exactly having too much sex is that it's made it last only 3 days and not hurt at all. From a whole freaking week. So that's the best thing I get from it.
That's good then.
Mine doesn't last a week, it has never been that bad.
I guess that's what I got for having it every 28 days ever since the beginning. But these pills make it better, so that's that.
I woke up with some kind of allergic reaction. My eyes are all puffed up and my neck is red and itchy.
I know next to nothing about the female anatomy, but doesn't that leave negative life long side effects?
Taking the pill? Or menstruating? Both are reasonably safe.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Supposedly you have a higher risk of getting breast cancer, especially if someone in your close family had it. But that's still up to debate, and the doctors' argument is that women who are on the pill go to check-ups more regularly, so the chances of discovering cancer are higher than in those who don't go to the doctor until it's too late or something.
And I'm not going to take it for the rest of my life, as long as you take the month-long break once a year you're supposed to be fine.
Last week I asked my doc about having breaks but he said it wasn't necessary with today's contraceptive pills.
I didn't get this watch that I really wanted because it wasn't the right fit.
The allergic reaction is even worse today! And I'm all off balance and dizzy, I keep veering to the right when I'm walking.
Hugs and chicken soup, Sarah!
Hugs and thorazine!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Hugs and benedryl!
My iPad asked me to update it. I did. Now for some reason there is no YouTube app.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy???
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy???
Giancarlo updated his iPod earlier and said YouTube and Pandora disappeared or won't launch or something.
My doctor reckons I'm allergic to the sun.
What?
Oh eek, you can develop an allergy like that later in life? Will there be further testing to make sure?
Everyone makes olives look so fucking good.
I've never had an olive that was anything other than horrible.