Buzzkill of the Day

Weren't the Warp Zones the sewers?

I want to be an electrician. Or a line-man, those crazy assholes who climb telephone poles in storms. And I would also be a fitter. I like working with my hands, I find it fullfilling and I would still have time to follow whatever dreams come about. But then I did grow up in a family of craftsman so that could be a big part of it. But true enough I would never be a residential plumber.

Be a blacksmith, Noah.

Friend of mine's a blacksmith.

I have a blacksmith friend too. There is little money in it from what I have seen. I would make a badass blacksmith.

How much money do you need?

Of course, you're in Rustyland and I'm in the Old West...

All of it.

Grrrr boyfriend forgot to put the kneader in the bread machine last night. Needless to say there is no breakfast this morning!

i cannot install this fucking printer.i cannot install this fucking printer. I CANNOT install this FUCKING PRINTER. i downloaded, updated, restarted, tried it with wi-fi, with usb, with prayer.

I AM GOING TO KILL THIS FUCKING PRINTER !!!!!!

I have an interview for a second job (You're the best, Obama!) at Home Depot on Tuesday to work in the plumbing department.

What's the first one?

I've worked in a geochemistry lab for about six years now. It's a good job but it's not quite paying the bills. Plus i have some extra expenses right now and i'm tired of being broke.

Last summer, Home Depot decided they weren't going to hire me. I wish you more luck.

1) My computer crashed (using Gabe's right now) I think we recovered it, running scans and stuff. Really hope I didn't lose all my pictures.

2) One of my dearest friends found a lump in her breast lat last winter. 4 cm, and it has grown since. She skipped the mammogram (on doctors recommendations) and had an ultrasound several months ago. Most likely a benign tumor, but she has to have a biopsy tomorrow to be sure because her mom, aunt and uncle all had breast cancer. She is only 30. It better just be benign.

Thanks Noah. Yeah Pepper, I hope it's benign. There is nothing wrong with learning a skilled trade. Intact I read somewhere, don't remember, but that there is going to be a higher demand for skilled trades in the future.

She'll be fine. I shouldn't have posted that. It just messes with my head. They wouldn't have waited this long if they really thought it were cancer. Just being the way doctors are and poking at her even though they already know whatever it is they think they are going to find out.

So today I almost lost my shit in front of customers because I'm fed up with one of our friends who is helping at the restaurant. In the beginning she was great help but now she's starting to interfere with my work. Anyway I was having a pretty decent day until she set me off.

I think my computer is going to be fine too. Well it works. And I didn't loose any files.

People suck sometimes.

My face is acting up the week of my birthday. Everything looked fine the entire summer, but sure something had to happen now.

Use calamine lotion on it. No joke.

Hahaha!

Exactly what happened to me a few days before the first day back in school. But I guess the few weeks before hadn't been very healthy.

Fucking kitty scratched me pretty badly on my left forearm. So now not only do I have a scratched smiley face on my right arm, I also look like I've been playing in a blackberry bush all day.

The worst part is that this one really hurts, and it reminds me of a certain time in my teenage years when I constantly got the same kind of pain.

That was when you had the stigmata, right?

...Yeah, definitely.

Not seeing my mom until December. I miss her already, and I saw her last about half an hour ago. Ugh.

Buddy of mine got the same job I used to have. I am now blacklisted from that place. Well come to find out everyone in my old possision is making atleast 2k a month commission.

Imke wrote:

Not seeing my mom until December. I miss her already, and I saw her last about half an hour ago. Ugh.

I know how you feel, Imke. My parents are visiting in May next year and it can't come soon enough. Hugs!

So, I know I live in a nice area but... The first package I have delivered to my apartment gets stolen. It was mainly the delivery guy's fault for just leaving it outside. I called the company that delivered it and they told me to call amazon and amazon would handle it. Amazon was great, they replaced everything. I'm having it all shipped to my Dad's now because the delivery guys out here are, apparently, idiots. I'm just glad that didn't happen with my limited edition American Psycho and The Fifty Year Sword that I preordered! (now those are going to my Dad's house too)

Fuckers.

I emailed the tea house today to book the room I wanted for my birthday, but they said it was taken. It was red and black. So I got the next best thing, the Moroccan room, where we stayed the last time, too. At least the decorations match my dress colour better.

Any of those Amazon lockers going up near to you, Pete? You should look into that!

What is that?

Google, here I come!

I've seen them in Staples stores. Basically a big locker system, you can have your order delivered to one, you get a code to type in to open your locker and pick it up

Just made some research. That's such a good idea. I don't think I have them in my area yet. You get the option when checking out if it's available, I guess.

For some reason Xia thinks I cheated on her. She found a random stalking in the house and she doenst think its hers and now she is freaking out. I am at work right now so I am shitting bricks. I have never cheated on her, never even thought abotu cheating on her and would never. I am in love with the girl and well freaking out so you all get to see my freak out vent rant. FUUCK

Fuck.

What gives her reason to think that?

How can you let her know for sure that you would never? Big romantic gesture perhaps?

Considering you & your pals are always partying nekkid, isn't it possible that someone left some of their clothing behind on accident? If everyone's usually discarding their multilayered punk clothing, then surely it's a a real possibility, unless y'all are real careful to fold things into neat piles before the wild rumpus begins.

I had plans on having a picnic for her this weekend. I am all about romantic gestures. I have no clue what she found ebcause I sure as shit have never had another girl in the apartment. I dont even look at girls outside of her. The girl is my soul mate and I trully beleive that.

That would piss me off. To have someone think that if I were cheating, I would be sloppy enough to let such an large trace be left behind. Let alone something as obscure as ONE single legging? Not even a PAIR? Just one?
"Hey, I didn't notice you came in that way! New fashion statement?"
Do you think I'm stupid? You do. You think I'm fuckin' stupid. That's like dumping a body and kicking some fingers under the couch.
"She'll never see those!"
You insult my intelligence. You're supposed to believe in me. You're supposed to believe I would be a smart cheater, and that you would have to resort to more tactical measures, like sniffing my clothes from previous nights, or wiring up decoys. But clearly, you don't. Clearly, you think I'm a mope. And that hurts my mother fuckin' feelings so YOU sleep on the couch! I'M eating ice cream!!

yep. heck, i find small socks in my bathroom sometimes and i don't even have friends.

That is really awful. Dude.

If I may offer some advice?

Be super humble towards her. Then, Get upset yourself. Upset that such a thing would be in your house. Demand (but not too angrily) to see the thing. Put the awful stocking down. The ugly thing. What the fuck is that thing!!!!!!??? that horrible horrible thing!

Not with humor, but with as much shock as you can muster while still being sincere.

Be fucking PISSED at that goddamned fucking sock!!!!!

PISSED AND DISGUSTED.

At the sock.

And love Xia to death while doing it. And then try to figure out where the hell that terrible thing came from together.

Okay. I don't know Xia, or her personality, but, I have, in the past, been on the finding end of women's underwear items that shouldn't have been in my house. The biggest thing I was afraid of, after the idea that I had been cheated on, was the idea that this horrible horrible underwear item belonged to the stupid girl.

Non related to your situation- a couple of those times I had been cheated on, a couple of those times it was just something that fell out of a friends bag or that a friend accidentally left at our house after spending the night.

I havnt partied naked in a logn time and aked party has never happened at my house. I did just dig out a bunch of old clothes so maybe it was an ex's or something
And why would ther ebe just one stocking, and why would I leave it in her dirty clothes of I was cheating on her.
You all have valid points I hope she sees it that way.

My advice may be bad advice. use at your own judgement.

I hope you can work it out.

Repeat these words: I'm sorry I ever made you doubt that you are my one and only.

obviously mike means you must say these words to the stockings.

Obviously.

I dunno about this. You should be reassuring because you didn't do anything, but why is she accusing you of that when you've never given her a reason to? What with all the issues you've been having, maybe she's part of the problem, you know? It takes two...one person shouldn't have to be groveling all the time or doing all the work. There's a logical explanation for that stocking, so be sincere, but she's going to have to be accepting of the reason for it being there. Unless jealousy is an on-going issue in the relationship, in which case, fix it or get out of it but don't get married. Sorry if that's harsh, but jealousy gets real old real quick.

This. Every time I look more than half way deep into my closet, I think, "Whose slutty slut shirt is this!?" The answer is always, "Oh. 14 year old me."

Good luck, Noah. I hope she calms down and remembers how into her you obviously are.