Buzzkill of the Day

ack, he must feel even worse. have you tried febreze or something like that?

Yeah, he does, poor guy. Febreze is definitely not strong enough. I'm wondering if we should just pay for someone to come over and thoroughly clean that part of the carpet.

Oh, and moisturize moisturize moisturize!

My old bestie told me exactly that way. Just slather that lotion on (like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs). Don't wait - do it in your 20s, start now! But really, she couldn't exaggerate that enough. Best advice ever.

I imagine size C's are an uphill battle. But worth the extra workout.

-That's crazy about the cyclone. I thought they stopped making those in the 40s!!
I mean, when is the last time you heard about a cyclone anywhere in modern times?

Imke, try letting baking soda sit on it for a while and then vacuuming it out. And try white vinegar and blotting too.

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stupid people are stupid

Seriously. My life is filled with so much stupidity sometimes I just want to find a nice dark hole to hide in and never talk to anyone again.

Drugs, alcohol, and an appalling lack of sleep.

If it's any consolation, the only parts of my body that still work are my immune system and reproductive bits.

Though I'm pretty sure I now have the SARS. Woke up today with a fever. Oh, well; at my autopsy the coroner can say, "But look how healthy his testes are!"

They'll bury me and my junk will still be working.

lol

I hear ya. This was the first year in 5 years that I got a cold. And I got it twice. It was horrible.

Perhaps this is a new strain of the rhinovirus...

buzzkills are buzzkills

Buzz Buzz Buzz Kill Kill Kill

QFTSigworthy.

Yay!

Buzzkill: I've got Lucy's cold. Effing summer cold.

I, too, 've got Lucy's cold.

Which is might particular.

I'm a 32B. I moisturize (almost) after every shower, but still.. fuck gravitation.

What's a healthy B?

Probably as opposed to a meager A? I wouldn't like a C cup myself, but I would like a 34.

Fuck my life, the muscle fever is kicking in. Thank heavens I don't have to walk any further than the kitchen the folloing two days.

Irina, those are just the withdraws from having the best sex of your life.

Didn't you know that happens?

I know it happens, it always does. Usually it was a whole day after the sex that it kicked in. Then again, last night was overly acrobatic/muscle-straining.

For the moment, it's the stomach and the legs. When my back starts hurting, I'll spend the whole day in bed - the small of my back is always the most painful. And I promised mum to help with the cookies tomorrow.

At least my head isn't flooded with blood.

I was sort of kidding actually.

Damn. One of these days I need to have sex so good it not only injures but makes me sick as well.

Why would it ever make you sick?

You said 'fever'.

I assumed you meant you had an actual fever.

Did you know that many men get terrible headaches after orgasming? All the blood rushing back to their head too quickly or something. I read that somewhere once.

Muscle fever. Like when your muscles are all sore and tense the next day, it can also happen after going to the gym or doing exercise after a spell of laziness.

I see why they can get headaches, what I meant was...well, remember when you were in grade school and did the candle stick at the PE class? Mhm.

The candle stick?

Ahhh. I see.

The perks of being a teeny bit of a person.

It's called DOMS - Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness. Cure is to drink plenty of water.

God if I hear people being, "OMFG DOMS!!!!" anymore I'll kill myself. Nice little humble brag about going to a spin class woopdefuckingdo.

But that's the proper name for it...

"Can't come into work today, Boss. I've got OMFG DOMS!!!"

Yeah I'm talking about boasting on Facebook, drives me crazy.

Ah, yes I agree.

"Ah, what a beautiful day! I'll just listen to *this* album and Plummet Into A SOUL-CRUSHING MIASMA OF DESPAIR."

Good plan, genius.

Gotta love the holidays.

turn it off! turn it off!

Oh no.

I vote take Rosies advice asap!

I am not sure how I missed this, and I am going to think the very best of you and choose to believe it was the cold getting to your head...

You didn't get the same cold twice. You either never recovered and had a relapse a short time after thinking you were better or you caught a different cold or one or the other or both were never a cold to begin with, but some other problem.

The immune system just doesn't work that way. Once you kick something you are over it for life, immune and superhuman to that particular bug.

Unless we are discussing chicken pox. Some of you freaks get them over and overand over again. Then some other freaks, like yours truly, never get them at all. But out of nowhere, like this morning, wake up with a swollen sore on their index finger that looks suspiciously like a chicken poc before it crusts. (what is this thing on my finger?)

Also, Feel better.

I'm one of those freaks who's had chicken pox more than once.

I have a theory that being a healthy drinker, especially of hard liquor, staves off bacterial infections and could explain why some people do not catch "colds" very often.

Before, when I used to be a huge fan of vodka, I didn't get sick ever.

This is what was meant, you little stickler you.

Chicken pox twice here.

Also mumps twice.

The CDC would like a word with you.

meh

I've just had the stupidest argument on the face of the earth.

Not really.

I would, like to know why he will communicate to the end of the universe with anyone one but me about anything that doesn't have to do with our actual day to day life and the important things in it?

I try to have a conversation about what is needed for me to pull off this holiday as expected, I mean that is my job "Miss Super Spectacular Homemaker Lady" when it comes to holidays and stuff. I have so much decorating and shopping and so many cookies and candies and and presets to make and all of this, and I like doing it, that is why I do. Because I love to do it. But I need him to be on board with understanding the plan and what is expected of him as far as where and when he is needed time wise. And I am neurotic about trusting him in that regard, for many years he was unreliable (like not coming home for days on end till midnight at best unreliable as a regular daily life thing), now that he is -forgive me- I need communication bout it.

But I start talking and he tells me I am digressing with detail. Sorry, I am a woman, that is half the fun of talking about the plan, but okay I will sap the fun and stick to a factual bullet point just to get us on the same level of what is going on and, low and behold, my minimal bullet point is responded to with "didn't we already talk about this?"

And now I am the negative one because I won't accept an apology without being listened to first about exactly what it is that needs to be apologized for. I mean, I am pretty clear, not gonna throw a fit. I guess I am throwing a negative fit though.

stupid life

I am really mad! I just wanted a nice conversation about the fun things!

and I keep losing my internet connection every time I try to post in the last five hours.

Also, the dog pooped on the floor earlier today.

I mean, it was cleaned up then, but he ain't a small dog and it was so gross.

I guess we made up now.

Blokes are stupid. They don't understand what we find fun and cute and important special details.

I shouldn't be mean but my boyfriend bought me some earrings for Christmas that are almost exactly the same as I wear every day. Little gold horse shoes. I said it was a nice thought but showed him the ones I already wear. He was very sorry and said he would try and take them back, but I know that Topshop don't return earrings.

He did get me something else as well that I like (a necklace from Urban Outfitters) but our last evening together was just a bit of a buzzkill, especially as I was also feeling ill still. We now won't see each other until the 30th.