Buzzkill of the Day
Good lord man, just stay away from her altogether. That's how breakups should go. I know some people can be friends with their exes but fuck that, it should be GIRL DON'T GO AWAY MAD, GIRL JUST GO AWAY. Or go away mad, who cares, but seriously GO AWAY.
And if she won't go away, then you stay away.
Be weary of walking with headphones. Idle threats or not, when a pack of swinging dicks are in a car it only takes one 'That's the guy,' for their combined masculine stupidity to escalate into a pissing contest of who can kick him the most while he's down. Be about your senses, nigga, that dash and dodge shit.
Oh no. Did you get hit by a bag of dicks?
I've mostly been keeping to myself.
I hope they weren't hard, at least.
I got a shot in the booty today. Ouch!
Antibiotics. Turns out I have bronchitis, for the first time. At least I can heal faster and take care of Issy.
Hehehe, funny.
Cat pooped in the bath. I don't know why, there's litter trays and a cat flap but obviously he just fancied a nice bath crap this morning.
My youngest kitty always pees in the sink.
Usually, if someone's going to do something to you, they're not going to talk about it and warn you first.
Everyone's already given you great advice already--stay away from her. You still thinking about going on vacation? It may be a good time to get away from all the mutual friends (who are probably loving the drama while stoking the embers). But seriously, get away... take a break.
I dreamt I had to ride a motorcycle(vbrmmvrrbmm) home in the rain at night after a Megadeth concert and didn't know where I was. Only a few people were at the concert and it was in a quiet auditorium, like for theatre plays and what. There was a clique of teenaged girls in front of me who kept turning at me and giggling, probably because I was at a concert alone, or because I was at a Megadeth concert, but I thought it rude of them to make noise during the show.
And then there was a phone app that, for educational purposes, was showing all these gruesome images and video of "slaughter-farms"...It was just awful footage of dead pigs and cows, butchered about all over the land. And then there was a horse, standing up tall on a pedestal or some elevated platform...and there was a human couple underneath it, making love, while the horse began weeing and dooing all over them. That's where I turned the app off. It was appalling. Why can't I dream nice fluffy happy things?!?
Where you Blow Your Nose!
This is why we can't have nice things.
But I spray disinfectant!
And then there was a phone app that, for educational purposes, was showing all these gruesome images and video of "slaughter-farms"...It was just awful footage of dead pigs and cows, butchered about all over the land. And then there was a horse, standing up tall on a pedestal or some elevated platform...and there was a human couple underneath it, making love, while the horse began weeing and dooing all over them. That's where I turned the app off. It was appalling. Why can't I dream nice fluffy happy things?!?
What the hell did you eat, before you went to bed?!
I am never touching your sink.
I've been lazy and now that I actually have to exercise a little this week it's tought to get off my ass and work out.
I got a hot wok think and its way undercooked
my mood today is that verge of snapping vrying being pissed off.
My two good friends we in town and we of course all hung out and Xia showed up and acted passive aggressive, then like a bitch, and ended it with the I miss you text.
And the next night the same damn thing. I avoided her as much as possible.
And I am at work. So same kill different day.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I totally shattered my phone's screen today. Lucky I have a screen protector, it's holding everything together. And the phone still works. I may not replace it because I'm cheap.
You're serious? Why would they buy my broken phone?
For repairs on their phones. Or they know where to get dirt cheap screens and flip them for a profit.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
People buy broken phones for parts and/or to refurbish and resell all the time.
I have t-mobile, so all of our phones use SIM cards. That's appealing to people who want to swap out phones w/out fees and such, so there's a BIG market for phones like ours on ebay. I've sold every one of our older phones when any of us have upgraded, so I end up almost fully reimbursing myself from the cost of the new phone (upgrades aren't usually 100% free).
I see PLENTY of listings for other carriers, though. Verizon, Sprint, AT &T (although the latter uses SIM technology, too). You should do an ebay search for the one you have and see what turns up. Bonus if you have the original packaging & accesories to go with it. You can even enter the make/model when listing and ebay will automatically populate all the technical specs for your phone.
Yeah cuz my last phone, I took a picture of something disgusting that I pulled out of somewhere disgusting, and I took pictures of the dislodged item on my hand, but forgot they were on there after a long time, and gave that phone to my father after I got a new one, and they might still be on there. He doesn't know what it is though. It just looks like a little pebble rock thingy in a hand.
...I want to see
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I don't have it anymore.
I have a motherfucking cold. The first I can recall in ... I dunno...
I know I had a cold in '88.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Babymoonjumper has bronchiolitus. Boo. No xmas party on friday for us.
Boo.
Antibabyotics!
This is why we can't have nice things.
insurance fraud.
i once sold a totally broken lens for almost the original price !
My boss tried to get me to drag my daughter to work today.
Then, she acted like she had never told me to stay out for a week, even though her words - "pneumonia is contagious". And then sent me the staying out sick policy, for me to review via text. As if I should come in, if in violation with or with out my child.
I could tell when she found a replacement! She sent a text, with a different tone that stated, it would be dangerous to bring my kid to the day care because Issy might get sicker from the other kids.
Ugh.
Now I know it's not my imagination, got the text.
Sarah, hope your little one gets better soon.
I hope yours does too Sema. Poor sick bubbas. Poo tired mamas up all night to coughing and sad bubbas.
I thought small boobs would never stop being firm.
Oh, just you wait. Especially after breastfeeding.
Noooooooooooooooooooo. I mean, they already look different than they did when I was 18, and it's only been 4 years. My 15-year-old face can go fuck itself if my boobs are gonna sag by the time I'm 30.
Yes, your boobs are gonna sag when you are thirty. That is what boobs do. They may sag more or they may sag less, but they will sag.
But sag is such a yucky word. I prefer "Jiggle Better".
Fuck. All you young women need to get some frickin' confidence already.
I want all the babies and everyone else to feel better and well asap.
And, boobs aren't supposed to be firm anyway.
Developing breasts are firm, and fake breasts are firm. All the other women's breasts, as I said up there, jiggle better.
They're not hard, never were, but they're lower than they used to be 
Jigglypuff!
I know I had a cold in '88.
How do you have such a good immune system?
I remember this girl at school saying she'd never been ill or had a day off school in her life, which just blew my mind.
My cold right now sucks - can't sleep for more than an hour at a time! 
There's a fucking cyclone in Bulgaria (South neighbours) and the South-East of Romania is under threat. It might miss Bucharest, but the seaside ports are already closed and we have a bit of a snowstorm already.
I hope you don't talk like this in real life. What if someone said "that's so Alecia" in a negative way?
Double post
The kids and I are sick--stayed up most of the night listening to the baby's breathing. She sounds a little croupy. Tis the season.
People should call birth control this.
I hope you don't talk like this in real life. What if someone said "that's so Alecia" in a negative way?
No, actually Ritt and/or Nightrious getting hit by a bunch of hard dicks would score a solid "so gay" no matter how you measure your homoerotics.
It's so horrid out! Raining constantly and I have to get the bus and do a twenty minute walk and I know I will be soaked through by the time I get to my bampi's house. Gutted.
Lol, because nothing you could express by 'that's so Alecia' can ever be negative.
It was my mom's birthday yesterday, and a lot of people came over during the evening. We had a bit to drink, ate some things, and it was fun! Then in the middle of the night, Pal Martin suddenly has to throw up. He didn't make it to the bathroom, so it all ended up on the carpet. We've been cleaning it as much as we can, and even though you can't smell anything when walking in the room, you can still smell it on the carpet. I don't know what to do, I feel so bad.
Ugh.




I ranted last night for a little bit but ya I told people I am done dealing with her. I told her I am done with her shit. She kept trying to talk to me last night and cornered me on the porch so I just left the party for a little bit becuase I knew she had to go to work. Blh blah blah
ya you guys are right. I know.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy