Buzzkill of the Day

The shit keeps getting deeper.
That room, the great one, for cheap rent with my friend in a good location, ya that one! Whelp never mind. At a party over there a kid insutled me, I lightly jokingly slapped him. We all laughed I said I was sorry but I guess he was butt hurt so its a no go.
Needless to say I am ready to fucking Kill someone right now.

I've never had a lot of luck with slapping people without crap consequences.

Gabriel broke his bedroom window by accident. The glass is still in the pane but there is a crack going all the way across. Now I have to buy a new window.

Not a small window either.

OH wait wait wait. hahahah. I just got the awkward message from my buddy Brent. More or less my welcome is wearing this. No agression yet but yup.

Man, that is just shit.

Double time on craigslist then?

I would but I cant at work. But yes when I get home. I have a couple couches lined up for now. And there not booting me out or anything but I need to leave before thats even an option for them.
I have whiskey at home, and enough bread and cheese to make grilled cheese. I am going to take my bottle, make a couple sandwiches and crack down on craigslist.

You sound like your name could be Deshler Dean. (Sorry Broken Piano For President reference)

Fuck, I'm on a hipster roll today

As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).

Okay now that room might be open again but I dunno. There is a place but its way out there. like 164 blocks from where I am now. Which isnt a big deal but it adds about 30 to my commute. But I would be living with 2 dogs and my friends.

And Tuffy I will now come to you for all advice. Assuming you will always advice me to drink more.

My retainer is 10,000 meat per annum.

Okay maybe not buzzkill now.

Sometimes I adore you a little.

Dude. Don't move to Gresham. You'll regret it.

Got to work. Realized I have a stuffed and running nose. Post nasal drip throat. And a headache. After an hour and a half of a moral dilemma. I said adios (not really) and went home to sleep.

SO I had one of the scarriest things happen to me last night. I am not sure if it was a dream or not. More or less I was staying with Cassie and she got up once to use the toilet. Then got up again to tell her cat to sut up. Well when she was gone the first time I got this really strange feeling, energy style. (yes I know I am a big hippie) Well then I dont know if I woke up or just had an out of body experience dream thing. But all of a sudden I sit up in the room I am in and I see this guy standing in the corner. I am about to tell him he is not welcome tonight. (See I have a strong belief in spirits) And then all of a sudden there is this little girl(spirit) who jumps ontop of me and grabs my chest. I can't breathe my heart feels like it's about to burts and I manage to choke out Cassie's name for help. Everything gets fuzzy and she is then shaking me. I would have been screaming if I had any air left in me.
She said that she didnt leave the bed and that I was laying there shaking and she haerd be gasp her name.

It might sound dumb but if it was a dream it was the most realistic thing I have ever dreamt.

It was a waking dream (I forget the actual scientific name). It's where your eyes open during REM and your dream kinda blends into the scenery.

It's the reason people think they've been abducted by aliens.

I am good at dreaming. I lucid dream every night and have controll over my dreams. I dont know what it was but it was no fun. I kind of want it to happen again as fucked as that sounds.

Something's going on with the water supply or something, cuz my dreams are getting insanely vivid, too. One that I've already talked about, plus... this one time... two weeks ago...

I was nodding off in bed, TV on (sleep timer set to 30min), and I see this ~1-foot-long lizard-like thing crawling on the wall, over the TV. It looked white, and it looked as vivid as everything else in the room with the TV being the only source of light. I could make out the scales and the fingers extending from its arms. It walked as smoothly as if it were real, and it stopped and jumped from the wall towards me, and I see these wing-like flaps extend as it glides downward towards the underside of my bed. I realize I'm awake and flip the fuck out, turn on the light, and look for the thing. Nowhere. It disappeared.

One of the trippiest experiences I've had in a long time. I don't spend time with any lizards, ever. I've no idea why my mind goes where it goes.

Dreams are powerfull things. Sleeping next to this girl has made my dreams realyl vivid. Hers too. I was lucid dreaming last night but had no controll so to change the dream I was just going to kill myself. Fell backwards off a cliff and that gave me the controll back.
But some seriously strange dreams.

All I remembered about last night's dream, upon waking, was that it was awesome.

/buzzkill

All I remembered about mine was that it was about linguistics. So lame. And in another I was swearing my mother and breaking stuff.

Is that the hippy girl? She played a voodoo dream joke on you lol.

I've been having strange dreams recently too.

It was without a doubt one of the most terrifying things I have ever experienced. Cassie said I was shaking. I dont think I ever want it to happen again. But at the same time I want it to happen again. If I can get past the fear it could be a lot of fun.

Of course. It's like watching a horror movie or riding a roller coaster. It's all the fun of adrenaline and fear without the consequences.

Oh there was a lot of discomfort. I can feel physical pain in my dreams from time to time. And this time it felt like my breathe was being forced out of me and my chest was being torn open. Even after I was fully awake. What the fuck, I know. Maybe I am loosing it.

It's called sleep paralysis. I've had this happen to me several times but there's one instance that I may have actually seen a ghost because turns out my friend who was staying in some room that I later moved into saw the same little girl I did one night. But I was also going through PTSD at the time so who knows.

I have seen my fair share of dead people. The guy in the corner looked like a regular of mine.

(ya I know I sound like a loon)

have any of you ever had the same dream as someone else?

I have had that happen a couple of times- while telling a friend a dream they get all wide eyed and interrupt to finish the story.

I have a tendency to have precognitive dreams as well. I will dream someone says something to me and then they say it exactly the next day, or that I find something and the next day someone gives me that thing. I drempt that I picked up a sand dollar once and the first thing the next morning I was given a sand dollar by someone who hardly ever gave me things.

The freakiest time it happened I drempt that I was on a driving in a car with my friend who grew up in Minneapolis and had just moved here over a bridge that began collapsing. The next day that bridge in St. Paul collapsed.

The way my dreams get weird is one of the few things I cannot seem to dissect with skepticism. No amount of confirmation bias or coincidence can explain how this has happened to me since childhood.

I have had more than my fair share of precog dreams. Everything from conversations to event. One started to trigger, the event not the dream, And i said outloud everything that would happen for the next 5 minutes. It all happened. My mother wouldnt talk to me fora bout a week.

Not as often anymore but from time to time.

Cassie and I are going to start doing dream work together. She's a good dreamer too.

Sleep paralysis is no fun at all. It's been happening to me regularly since I was fourteen and with greater frequency as I get older. I wish I knew how to make it go away forever. It's terrifying and it's physically uncomfortable. It freaks my husband out when it happens to me because he says I speak (cry, scream, shout, moan) in a completely different voice.

I have the full deal...fucking awful. I hallucinate, hear voices, feel pressure on my chest/throat, feel like I'm not breathing...I really, really hate it.

So many times. I dreamed of a classmate breaking something, he sprained his ankle the next day, I dreamed of my crushing coming to my highschool to visit after he'd moved and he did the next day, wearing the exact same clothes as in my dream, dreamed of various situations solving out in particular ways, and certain interactions with people.

I only had the same dream as someone else once, a few years ago.

This won't mean anything to anyone but I dreamt once that John Leslie raped Ulrika Johnson and then BAM, accusations. It really spooked me!
I've also had dreams where this girl that used to be friends with my boyfriend shows up and steals him and 2/3 times she's contacted him out of nowhere literally the next day! We both laughed at that because it seems so ominous. I like her okay though, I got the impression she wasn't 100% keen on me but she's not after my boyfriend, it's just so weird.

I have a stinker of a cold and for some reason my gums are also really tender, like I've been beaten about the face.

- No longer in Stockholm.
- Dentist appointment in an hour (ugh...).
- Having to catch up on everything at work.
- There's too much I have to get done this weekend.

My buzzkill is more of just an awkward moment. I was in the lift just now and said hi to this guy I thought I had worked with on a campaign. It wasn't him! He just looked really taken aback, and replied, "Hi, how are you?" although it's clear he didn't know who the hell I was (with good reason). I hope I'm not going to bump into him often and keep this fake friendship going.

Ugh, I hate when that happens. I was at this festival this summer and I kept waving at this girl that I thought I knew. Eventually my cousin told me that she wasn't who I was thinking of. I was wondering why she just kept staring at me like I was a weirdo.

Just participated in a mandatory HR meeting on my off day.

Happy New Year, we're moving from Blue Cross Blue Shield to some shit I've never heard of called Regence Health Care. My gyno who I've been going to for over ten years isn't covered in the network. The kids' dentist isn't covered in the network. Since we don't have orthodontia benefits anyway I'm paying 5K for braces out of pocket already, whatever, but forget about the January teeth cleaning appts right down the street.

Fuck you company. Fuck you and your stupid last minute changes.

I sweat to God, they keep pushing me and I'm taking a job with the competitor who keeps trying to court me.

What a miserable cow - everyone should be friendly (and wave) at festivals!

About ten years ago, my friends and I were on a train that had pulled into a station momentarily. There was this man on the platform with a baby in a buggy and I thought it would be hilarious to wave at him. I didn't expect him to wave back, then get on the train with the buggy and try to talk to me. I then had to make up some bullshit story about thinking we may know each other, whilst my friends were all cracking up in the background. Strangely, he seemed convinced that we might (or was just as good at bullshitting as I was). Thankfully the train was ready to pull out the station so he had to get off rather quickly again, to his confused wife who had re-emerged from the station's toilet.

Well that's awkward. haha Did your face go red?

yes... it always does

So does mine!

If people come into my office too fast, my face goes red. It makes me look guilty. But it's only because they surprise me! haha

lol "I sweat to God"

I'm gonna go start drinking.

I ran up, grabbed a kid I thought was my friend, bear hugged him and kissed him on the cheap. It wasnt my friend.SO I told him he looked to much like my friend for me to care and gave him another hug and walked off. He didnt say a word.

Another time a girl comes up to me on the street, run jumps and hugs me. She is went and drunk. I had no clue who she was but she seemed to know me and thought I was kidding when I told her I didn't konow who she was. She was really excited to see me. So I hugged her back and her boyfriend was just as confused. She yelled see you soon and walked off. Still have no idea who she was

He is probably still showering.

I was at a nightclub I went to occasionally and saw on the dancefloor a mutual friend of mine and my (then) wife's. She wasn't the kind of girl I would have expected to see in that kind of club, but hey. I popped over to say Hi to her.

Tuffy: Hi!

Girl: Glomph! *puts tongue in my mouth*

Tuffy: *realizes I have no idea who this is* *disengages* So. Um... Anyway. Yeah. Uh. Woo. I'm gonna get a drink. *wanders off dazed and aroused*

Girl: *resumes dancing*

edit- I'll just leave the below part of my original post.

Whatever. I've got Xanax and Christmas decorating to do.

Nah the guy just seemed confused and laughed slightly. Dont get awkward get bold.
I have had it happen with girls at show. I went up behind a girl and put my hands on her hips. Turns out it wasnt my friend.
"Oh hey, your not who I thought you were. But hey I'm Noah, nice to meet you." It was a ska show so we danced around and skanked.

ahh, fuck. I messed up your guy's good stories with a stupid rant.

Yay good stories.

yay xanax.

Hey, this is the buzzkill thread, no yays allowed!

Oh okay sorry shit. Well I was at one show and this cute girl kept trying to get people to dance with her. I was a little drunk, she was a little drunk so she goes to grab my friend who had no interest. I step in grab her and we dance and skank and all that fun stuff that comes along with horns. Song ends she goes and gets some water and is standing with this guy who looks pissed at the world. She comes back next song comes on.
"Hey your friend looks pissed, is he okay."
"Oh ya hes fine." Grabs me and starts dancing, acting like she is about to kiss me, getting close and breathing on my neck and shit.
"well ohh okay then." I was a little confused but oh well.
Then she goes. "He's just my husband and doenst like this band." Goes in to kiss me.
I duck out, grab my friend and tell him we need to leave.
AS I am walking out I pass the fellow say I am so fucking sorry and he waves me by with a look of confusion.

Day 3 of being sick.

No being around the baby. Also should NOT have gone to work today. Topping it all off. I have another one of those classes tomorrow to get my license. Don't know what I'm going to do about the fact I have to use about 500 tissues a day...