Buzzkill of the Day

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I used to want a basenji. It's the barkless dog.

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Six, seven years ago maybe.

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I seriously don't know what the point of the interview was. They didn't even tell me what the job entails.

They might have already someone selected for the job but probably had to go through the motions of making it look like they interviewed several candidates.
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She is, apparently tiny, black, and has a boopable nose.

My dog, Lucy; not Endless Mike.

Also, Big S, you don't want a basenji. They are terrors, "barkless" or no.

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Shows what you know. My nose happens to be very boopable.

Uhh, buzz kill? I'm very lonely at the moment. So isolated. I've reached out to someone via Facebook today but didn't hear anything back. The message was seen. Oh well. It's really weird to me that some people would prefer to stay Facebook friends and not actual friends.

Positive spin? I guess I could use this time to do something constructive.

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My BUZZKILL for the day? Refer to the CUTE thread.

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My BUZZKILL for the day? Refer to the CUTE thread.

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SERIOUSLY. Those two! ^

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Yes. Seriously.

Clearly she attacked me in more than one thread.

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Clearly I've had to scroll this in more than one thread. I think.

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Hey was that Polish guy there again?

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I thought today was gonna be a quiet day at work. NOT. Already got yelled at again by a not so happy student and the phone keeps ringing. Not sure how I'm going to get anything done around here.

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I realize that using the little time I have to post on here is not very effective either, hehe.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Eh why not bitch to you kids. Xia and I have been fighting a lot so she called of the engagement untill we work some shit out. We had a good weekend but needless to say I am pretty bummed out. This happened Friday, while I was at work.
Also I ate something that is killing my stomach and having to run to the toilet on crutches is no good.

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I lost my brand new phone today. I am now back to everything I own being a piece of shit.

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Noahrm23 wrote:
Eh why not bitch to you kids. Xia and I have been fighting a lot so she called of the engagement untill we work some shit out. We had a good weekend but needless to say I am pretty bummed out. This happened Friday, while I was at work.
Also I ate something that is killing my stomach and having to run to the toilet on crutches is no good.

Ah dude. Sorry. I'm positive you'll work it out though. You two are cute together. Great chemistry, the whole shebang.

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Still dont like this being on edge thing. I got the ring on my little finger, its just a simple silber band for now. I just have to step up my game.

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If y'all are having some problems, you don't need concentrate on the marriage part right now. Work things out before you worry about getting engaged, and both of you need to be 100% confident and secure in the relationship before you commit to such a HUGE thing in your life. I know this is easy for me to say, and I'm not trying to be dismissive of your situation.

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Alecia, that's right on the nose. That is the reason why she called it off for now. We have stuff to work on and things to figure out. I dont doubt that its still going to happen but I still feel like an asshole for letting it get to this point. Oh well, we are going back to the hotsprings next weekend.

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People suck and people from Moldova suck even more. I was at the planetarium in the weekend and everyone was so rude and impatient and they were complaining about the staff not letting them in 15 minutes before the show was supposed to start. The show was wonderful, but they spoiled all the fun. Also 4-year-olds who can't shut up for 20 minutes should not be granted access.

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Mricpx wrote:
I lost my brand new phone today. I am now back to everything I own being a piece of shit.

Don't tell me you don't have insurance.

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Irina Marina wrote:
People suck and people from Moldova suck even more.

I've been killed there in videogames.

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Mricpx wrote:
I lost my brand new phone today. I am now back to everything I own being a piece of shit.

Don't tell me you don't have insurance.

I do have insurance and I sent in a claim, but it was ambiguous as to if "lost" was covered, and what the deductible would be.

edit: Yes covered, $99, but they are out of stock and won't tell me approx. how long it will take to send me a phone.

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they're installing a window in the restaurant right next to where i'm painting and they're making a shit load of noise that I'm not even bothering trying to paint.

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Can't you paint somewhere else?

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I can't exactly move the wall I'm painting on.

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Oh! Then tell them to knock it off, but not literally.

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They're gone. I'm pretty happy with the way this Jesus is coming out so far. He's raising the roof right now.

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Finding out a student tried to trick me by omitting important information is today's buzzkill (it's only 10AM!). It's depressing how little people care about being honest.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Welcome to America... you know, without being in America.

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Pissed the lady off this monring, And oh is she pissed. So there is no buzz today.

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What'd you do?

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Do you ever call her Xena when she gets mad? Does that make her mad?

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If I called her Xena when she was mad at me I would be a dead man. And I took a stupid joke too far, didnt realize it was out of line and just said stupid shit. It will work out. She left the house PISSED though.

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Rape jokes aren't funny, Noah.

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I read an article where the person claimed rape jokes aren't funny, but jokes about rape culture are.

Example of a good rape joke to the writer:

Louis CK: "There's never any excuse to rape someone, unless, you know, you want to have sex with them and they won't let you."

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"So, a Rohypnol walks into a bar..."

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Everything is a buzzkill today.

Hopefully my laptop will go up in flames so I don't have to respond to any more annoying emails.

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Alex had the afternoon off today and wanted to meet but I'm on my period. Stupid physiology!

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Maybe you should have met up and just hung out.

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You've said; he is the best you ever had, you can talk all night long, he really gets you, you have known each other long enough to understand each others pasts, you find him exceedingly attractive and finally... he keeps coming back to you.

You could have something.

If you would let it happen, I mean.

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But I don't want that something with him. Oh well, it's not like this lasts forever.

Another buzzkill is that I'm starving and we only have beans and veggie soup, which I don't like too much.

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But I don't want that something with him.

Because?

You'd rather pin after men who have no interest in you every time?

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I wouldn't call what he feels towards me interest. Not the romantic one anyway.

You cheat on her with me, you'd cheat on me with others. Simple answer.

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Oh yes. the old adage. of course.

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Well you know him and I don't and it is your life, whatever.

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When cheating occurs, it's no longer a "fuckbuddy" situation.

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His girlfriend is his girlfriend.

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And you are?

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And I am single, Going to try to work things out. Couch surfing untill saturday when she agreed to see me. And I cant even afford to get drunk.

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Tuffy wrote:
And you are?

The one he screws on the side.
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