Buzzkill of the Day

OH shit. Whelp I will write the greastest breakup song of all time.

I have the day off work, but I have to go in to go to a meeting.

How would you like us to react if she shows up here?

Because all our fingers are full of torches and pitchforks when we type in the right mood.

She wont come here. She knows I post here and might spy but she wouldnt come around these parts.
But if she ever did. It was be scary commical.

Cut myself, ugh.

I ran into a door yesterday and cut my arm and it kind of got infected 'cause all I did to stop the little bit of bleeding was rub sawdust in it.

You are so manly. I like it.

Obama won

Yes.

I'm SO STRESSED. I think it might be a hormonal thing but it's pretty crazy, I keep freaking out and I've properly sobbed today over a documentary.
My big cat, Henry, has been out fighting. He came in with all bush stuck all over him, it's all over the carpet and his eye has a tiny cut on it and his ear is bitten. I can't tell if he's going to have to have another antibiotic shot yet because he doesn't seem limpy or anything. It's upset me though, my mum was just here and calling him a bruiser. I wish he wasn't such a thug outside the house. I worry a lot.

Think of it as a positive. Republicans right now don't speak to what the country needs. This is the kick in the pants they need to get with the program.

Aww that's too bad, so sorry about losing the little pup.
Dogs deserve a heaven full of green fields, bowls of beef stew and bitches in heat.
Buzzkill:
My old neighbor got carted away by paramedics today. He always waves or smiles, when he is in the yard. He was waving to the 3 police cars in the yard, while they were slipping him into the ambulance.

had to walk 5 blocks in the wind and snow tonight. FUN

Snow!? I still cant decide if I like that stuff or not.

I learned very quickly upon moving here that snow is romantic for all of about 2 minutes.

Yeah snow flurries suck. When you're inside and it's snowing outside it's very pretty but other than that it's cold and wet and a pain in the ass to scrape off the car windshield.

We get snow once or twice a year and it stays around for only a couple of days. But people shit there pants. Everyone forgets how to drive. We dont have any snow plows. The busses just ignore any sort of system.

My mom made me tear up this morning. She went to visit my stepdad's friend, one of the few I actually like, he's sick in the hospital with stage 3 liver cancer but because he has so many other health issues due to addiction, he only has three months to live. So my mom was talking about their visit with him yesterday and I just, I feel for him and his family.

Yeah. And it nearly only happens in january. But every so many years we will get quite the storm. 2004 we had six inches or so and then an ice storm so there was a sheet of ice an inch think on top of the snow. and then I think again it was late 2007 or early 2008 we had maybe a foot or more?

I also remember snow on the day before my birthday (mid march) the year I turned 28. four in the morning cold and silent looking out my window. And we got a bit of snow in february and march this year.

(I tend to remember the weather well as it affects my mood and my memory of time so much)

My friends from Minnesota always laugh when the city shuts down. They are out going about life like nothing changed, driving around, while everyone else is huddled and frightened.

That snow storm a few years back fucked my life. My car froze to death. A tree fell and riped the service off of our house. So I was stuck out in the country with limited power, we had a generator, no car, and no booze. I spent a lot of time in the woods tracking animals and getting lost.

My manager told me I am a shitty employee.
"NO you are a terrible employee, I mean I like you as a person but you suck."

I've been bleaching my table for the past two days(it's going terribly, but that's a whole other story), and this afternoon when I was sanding it back down, I thought I got a splinter on my hand, so I went to try to bite it off, but instead just licked my hand. My hand was completely covered in bleach dust and I almost vomited.

Philip Roth has retired.

He'll be back. Remember when Stephen King retired.

I don't, actually. I only read like 3 of his books. And I hope so. It's bad enough that Marquez is too sick/senile to write anymore.

I'm sure I'm going to mess up the time and order, but Stephen King retired and then released:

Cell
Lisey's Story
Duma Key
Just After Sunset
UR
Under the Dome
Full Dark, No Stars
11/22/63
The Wind Through The Keyhold

Soon to be releasing Dr Sleep (The Shining 2)

And he's coauthoring the comic series American Vampire.

And I know I missed a couple at least.

There's a sequel for The Shining? Awesome!

Mike Brown's been fired from the Lakers. He was so much fun.

From his website:

http://www.stephenking.com/future_works.html
Doctor Sleep
Announcement Date: May 8th, 2012
Projected Release Date: September 24th, 2013

On highways across America, a tribe of people called The True Knot travel in search of sustenance. They look harmless—mostly old, lots of polyester, and married to their RVs. But as Dan Torrance knows, and tween Abra Stone learns, The True Knot are quasi-immortal, living off the “steam” that children with the “shining” produce when they are slowly tortured to death.

Haunted by the inhabitants of the Overlook Hotel where he spent one horrific childhood year, Dan has been drifting for decades, desperate to shed his father’s legacy of despair, alcoholism, and violence. Finally, he settles in a New Hampshire town, an AA community that sustains him, and a job at a nursing home where his remnant “shining” power provides the crucial final comfort to the dying. Aided by a prescient cat, he becomes “Doctor Sleep.”

Then Dan meets the evanescent Abra Stone, and it is her spectacular gift, the brightest shining ever seen, that reignites Dan’s own demons and summons him to a battle for Abra’s soul and survival. This is an epic war between good and evil, a gory, glorious story that will thrill the millions of hyper-devoted readers of The Shining and wildly satisfy anyone new to the territory of this icon in the King canon.

Damn I've just read two books by John Saul where old people kept their youth by stuff stolen from kids. But maybe it'll be a fresh subject by next year.

The people I am staying with havnt had a roomate in awhile. And our friend die so Ginny is emotional with everything going on.
SO I feel like I am in the way and an inconvenience. THey tell me they dont mind but they are both not used to having someone else around.
They are my best friends in the world and always there for me but everyone is stressed.
Last night Brent mentioned that him and Ginny were going to have a relaxing night So i told him I would hit up a bar. I have been giving him rides and didnt realize it takes him close to 2 hours to get home.
So After my plans fell through and I got ditched by all the right people I headed home and Brent wasnt even home yet. SO that was kind of an odd situation because Ginny was teary eyed.
And I could tell they didnt want to be around anyone else so after trying to find something to do I just watched walking dead and drank vodka.
Smoked something like 7 smokes last night too.
SO this weekend is trying to find whatever I can to avoid The Shire(name of there house)

The Shining is my favorite Stephen King book.

I just found out that my favorite Little book shop, The St.Helens Book Shop, is closing and I am at work in tears right now.
I loved that place. I loved all the people that worked there and how awesome Lori was.
Fuck.

That's crazy, They've been around at least as long as The Cult has.

Its where Chuck got his start.

Oh man. Noarhm's weekend. Let's have a beer. I'll be at Portland in about six hours.

Why are you coming this way?

Maybe its just me But I dont think I have ever seen a picture of Ritt?

St Helens is closing!

My avatar.

I've seen picture of Ritt and I don't know if I've seen pictures of Ritt.

Also, I really hope your weekend gets better Noah.

Also also, I was going to buy the Invisible Monsters remix thing from that bookstore but then didn't because I don't remember why... I'll probably do that now. Maybe my $30 can save them!

I just had one of xia's friends who is a fucking nutter send me a message on facebook message
"You and I need to have a little chat bud. Ill give you the chance to come find me before I start looking for you. I suggest you do it it'll hurt less"

I dont think Xia has anything to do with this, this guy is just crazy. And yes he is serious and dangerous. This is why I have a knife on me at all times. Brassnuckles in my glovebox. A crowbar under my seat. And A machette in my trunk.
I am also moving so there there too.
But he has guns. Lots of Guns.

I suggest you inform the police. Tell them you feel threatened by the message, and the guy's not going to be able to do anything, at least not without very serious consequences.

I got a screenshot of it. Texted Xia to see to whats going on. IF i dont get a rresponse in 24 I iwll call the police

Do you have any big, badass friends?

I have a lot of big badass friends. A friend who grew up learning ninjutsu who has a large collection of blades. Some exmilitary friends and so on. So its going to be like Gangs of Newyork.

No a Warriors style brwl.

I spent the last two days fucking killing myself to bleach this table perectly white, and tonight I put the "non yellowing" laquer finish on it and it yellowed the fuck out of the entire thing.