Buzzkill of the Day

We got about 3 hours of sleep last night because the dog was pacing and whining and biting at his butt. Because dogs are disgusting animals, he eats all the things all the time no matter the precautions that might be taken. For example, used q-tips, cat shit from the litter box, the clumping cat litter the cat shit is encased in, legos, etc. So after some x-rays at the vet this morning, turns out he just needs to poop and has a lot of gas building up and so his tummy hurts. Stupid dog. Cats don't have issues like this because they eat normal things like cat food and birds. Anyway, he's now taking an anti-biotic so he doesn't get a butt infection or something and earlier I gave him a couple of prunes with a tiny bit of peanut butter because all of the sudden, he's picky about what he eats. I'm going to go heat up some canned pumpkin and mix it with his dog food to see if that helps too.

This is gold.

Legos? Thats impressive.

Xia is maybe insane. My cousin had a girlfriend who did this and she used to hit him and stuff. Much later when they'd been broken up a long time she asked if they could meet up for a drink and when he met up with her she'd brought her new boyfriend and spent the whole time flirting with my cousin to make the guy jealous. Complete psycho! I liked her at first because these girls are like that, they seem so nice in front of everyone else.

???

I'm no psychologist, Tuffy. I leave them labels for the pro-feshnals.

Check.

At the very least the woman is childish.

Can you get your things out of there asap Noah? maybe put them in a storage unit until you get a new place? those can be as cheap as fifty a month and many places give you the first month free.

Then you can just ignore her and move on, no more needing to contact her at all.

Children are champions of selfishness. I mean, damn.

I made a copy of my keys and gave her a set back. She doenst know i have a copy. And I have a place to store my stuff I just need to get it all out.

If you can rent a truck I say you go when she is at work and get it all in one fell swoop.

I've moved out like that before, though I was only ditching a roommate that had asked me to leave and then made life uncomfortable.

But it worked.

Grabbed a couple of friends and a truck, rented a storage unit, went while she was at work and in four hours there was no trace of me but dust bunnies. Never had to deal with her again.

Thats the plan, Make a night run out of it.
we share a phone plan but its under her name so she realyl cant fuck me to hard.
I will figure it out. Place it civil untill that falls apart. And trust me this is still civil for what she can do.

Don't forget to upperdeck her when you get your stuff.

Bus broke down so I was almost late to work.

I am going to just take all the places and silverware.

What does it mean to upperdeck someone?

You shit in the top tank of the toilet.

Yeah. That.

Well, that is really gross and unnecessary.

I would never do that. I am just getting my stuff out and then done.

Awww.

There's a surprising amount of logistics and contingencies to upperdecking someone. You can't just up and do it. There are also some unforeseen consequences.

You seem to know a lot about fucking with toilets. Teach us your ways.

I hate to bring her up because she sounds like a rancid hearted bitch, but how the hell do you say that? Zee uh. Zie Uh. Ex ee aye. Sheeuh. Shy-aye. What sort of shit is that.

Zeeya

ZZZZZZia

hard z sound with a ya

lol more like seeya amirite?

Lol I pronounced it with an X the whole time. Like 'ksia'.

I was saying "Shia" like "Shia! And monkeys might fly outta my butt!"

I was pronouncing it with that jjjjjjj french sound.

I just got trolled so hard by a can of soup.

My nephew went through a super bad breakup a couple years back with a total psychopath. She broke into his house and did about $10,000 worth of damage. Poured bleach on all his clothes, put oil all over all his wall, cut his mattress and pillows(feathers everywhere), busted framed pictures, put sugar in his motorcycle tank and tipped the bike over on its side, and much more. Called the cops on him and said he had beaten her. Sent emails to everyone in our family saying he had child pornography on his computer. She is batshit crazy. He's still going to court with this two years later.
Last year my brother broke up with a girl after 5 years and she's a psychopath too. When she broke in his house she took everything, toilet paper, shower curtain, towels, his clothes, all his guns, all his bed clothes, his checkbook, all the furniture they had, even the bed. She showed up at his house one night drunk and he wouldn't let her in, so she busted out all his windows with his bow, or something man like that was outside. When the cops showed up, she said he had beaten her up and he was the one that busted out the windows. He never got his stuff back.
Noah, get your shit and stay away from her. Do not pay her rent and be friends with whomever you like. Hang in there.

Definitely don't pay her rent.

She is not your child, you have no monetary obligation to her. You broke up and moved out before the beginning of the month. It is not your rent.

Winnie. That is really bad. dang

Yeah it was. My nephew was actually sleeping with a gun at night. He was really in fear for his safety. So was my brother. Both those girls are crazy and they did sooo much more than I told. It would take days to type all of that. But yeah, there really are crazy women out there.

There are crazy men too.

The difference is we call them what they are "Abusive", those sorts of women shouldn't be let off the hook with a lighter term like "Crazy" it just makes all the regular crazy women sound bad.

Abuse. Plain and simple. Possibly Sociopathic Abuse, but Abuse nonetheless.

Well, the one with my brother, did actually physically abuse him. It made me sick when I found out. And he was a true gentleman, he never laid a hand on her, he would just hold his arms up to protect himself from her trying to pummel him. I dislike her very, very, very much!

Me too!

In spanish it would be Hee-ah

i always read it as xena.

buzzkill of my day:

work on our guest bathroom should start tomorrow start on monday, now some of the builders are out so it will be delayed to november 27th. argh.

also, the neato restaurant that i intended to take the frenchies to on boxing day is closed then. as it is really neato the concierge told me she might get the chef de cuisine to open for us, she´ll let me know tomorrow. so there is the slight possibility that it will work out and we can do a joyous slay ride through the woods afterwards instead of rushing half the family off to the airport if we have to reschedule to the other day. there is the very high possibility though that this will cost me an arm and a leg.

Always been Sha to me. Shaa.

Is Xia not her real name or are her family Chinese?

I read it correctly from the beginning.

Guess I am just annoyed with this person in general these days, but it seriously irritated me just now.

Cheerfully complaining about how you won't be voting because you aren't a citizen.

You are thirty, you've been here since you were five. You aren't going back to El Salvador anytime soon, if ever. Quit renewing your green card and become a citizen already. The test is easy as pie.

arrrggg

Oh man she is nuts. I posted something about cute girls on tumblr and Xia texted me pised off about it and commented on teh post.She has never used tumblr untill now.
I wont say its a buzzkill because its just sad at this point. I am going to get a possie together and just go there and get my stuff.
Torches and pitchforks may be needed.

Can we be tumblr friends or should I go fuck off?

thetortoise.tumblr.com I dont use it that often and its kind of a picture dump. But go for it. I really need to start using it more. And delete a bunch of stuff from it.

After this is all over, you should write Taylor Swift's next album.

I would listen to that so hard.

Taylor swift does country right?

lol, she'd never used tumblr before? Her post is pretty damn ironic.

Mostly she does break ups, I think.