Buzzkill of the Day
You want to know what is worse than Disney making a Star wars seven?
They are remaking Red Dawn.
And BeetleJuice.
the mutherefffffff.......
And Indiana Jones.
Mary! Get the Mouse on the phone! I have to have a few words.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Whelp after Xia decided to make me leave the bar, ditch me, not come home and stay out all night with a guy she knows I am not comforatable with. Plus just traeting me like shit. Telling me that she doesnt understand waht I say when I say we make love becuase its just sex. blah blah blah, more noah realationship drama.
I am single.
I have to find a new place to live while couch surfing.
I need a new phone plan.
And I just found out, litterally just now. That my really good friend just passed away.
Fuck
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm sorry about your friend, Noah.
Stay away from that girl. She's toxic for you and you should stop going back to that shitty relationship.
Sorry, Noah. Wishing you all the best, you're a tough cookie.
I am done with Xia. I love the girl but she teats me like shit.
Want to drive down to cali btu cant.
Really dont want to finda new place to live. I love my apartment.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm gonna go down to VooDoo and buy a donut and then throw it at her.
I'm so sorry about your friend.
I just have to be nice. She is still my friend. But I was planning her birthday party for her and now I am going to pass that along toher friends. I cant be an asshole or a dick. It ended poorly but she was and still is a good person. Mistakes were made but I dont burn bridges.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Fine. I could have used an excuse to throw donuts at people though.
I'm really sorry this is happening in your life. I guess sometimes you have to just walk away from people you love.
Its my life.
I am single and plan on staying that way for a while.
Date around. Find some friends. Get some when I can. But no more relationships. No more of that love bullshit.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hang in there, man.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
i'm making pot roast this weekend. 
And she made it facebook official. Gotta keep it classy right?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
well, you know... it's not official until there's a status update. have some of my pot roast, you'll feel better.
Give me a gin and tonic, a smoke and a sandwich
I NEED A SANDWICH
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
You should come down to Cali! Start a new life. Nah, I know you love Portland but you really should give yourself a break and take a vacation from everything.
Pot roast sammich BOOM! Problem solved.
I dont eat meat. But I do really like cali. I need to find a way to get a couple grand saved up totake a vacation.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Noah, the Breakup thing really sucks. Sorry guy. Also, I'm really sorry your friend passed away. *Big Hug*
Whatever Whore!
Stoya used to be my favourite porn star without actually seeing her in any movies. I only saw her in a music video and lots of pictures and animated gifs on tumblr. And I just came across a short video excerpt with her and oh my God I hate her squealy voice and her exaggerated facial expressions and mostly everything except the way she looks. What the hell?
Noah I'm really sorry about your friend =(
I think you seem like an amazing guy. The way you talk about Xia reminds me of how I used to be sometimes and I never meant to hurt anyone when I was like that but I was really depressed and confused and stuff and I wish I'd had a boyfriend as nice as you seem. I think you're right to try and be nice about it and be friendly because if she's anything like me she's probably so, so messed up and will regret the way she treated you forever. Hugs!
I posted in the dress down thread which was really difficult to do. Everyone made jokes. I'll never do it again. Whatever.
I'm gonna be honest here, Noah. Man to man. It's time to start eating meat.
Hehe.
Lighten up, you sexy beast, you.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Embrace the naked. Show us the meat.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I wasn't sure whether to post this in Embarrassing or TMI or PA or Buzzkill.
I have a pimple right in the center of my chin, in the little cleft just under the pout of the bottom lip.
I was having a great morning, went to a mall that's about 30 mins away, bought some things and returned home after having been there for a little over 2 hours. Walked back again, and when I was almost home, it happened. Well, I'm actually not sure what the fuck happened. I walked on the sidewalk, was carrying my bag and listened to music on my iPod. Suddenly this man walks past me and starts yelling at me. "Go to hell, you're breaking the law, you fucking idiot." I take out my earphones and wonder what's going on. "Yeah, you just listen to your music!" He flips me off and continues to say that I'm breaking the law and he's calling me names. I'm like "What are you talking about?", because I have no clue what's going on. Other people start to look at us, because the guy is causing such a scene. I start to smile while he's yelling at me, because this whole thing is just so ridiculous to me. He won't actually tell me what I'm doing wrong, he's just going nuts. "Stop fucking smiling, you're so fucking rude!" So then I said: "I'm rude?!" He then walked off, seeming to be in quite a hurry.
It wasn't until afterwards that I started shaking and got really upset about it. I wish my boyfriend had been there, people are fucking nuts around here.
Did you have profanity written on your clothes? Were you partially nude? Were you peeing in public?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Idiots. Someone swore me on the street on Thursday as I was walking and listening to music, too.
Have the ladies in Europe not earned their right to portable music yet?
Isaac: No, no, no.
Jess: I was wondering if it was because of the music, but pretty much everyone around here walks around while listening to music, so why did he have to yell at me?!
Because you're too cute and he was outraged.
So cute it's illegal.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That's weird.
I was once yelled at by an old lady in a similar manner while swimming in my friend's apartment's pool.
I couldn't actually understand what she was saying because I think she was speaking another language but she yelled from the other side of the fence for a long time. I think it might have been because of my bathing suit. Or uh... lack thereof.
Wait. That sounds bad. What had happened was, I forgot to bring the top half BUT I had a thick, waterproof, black, totally unsexy sports bra with me (like this). So I wore that. I didn't THINK anyone could tell, especially from a distance that it wasn't a designated bathing suit for a person with modest tastes. But that lady must've disagreed because she was clearly deeply and vocally offended by my trashiness.
So actually, I guess I may have had that coming. But why the fuck would that guy yell at you? Were you walking around in a bikini while nowhere near a body of water?
My friends can't get gas in NJ so they can't come see me this weekend. Now I'm stuck with a bunch of concert tickets. I haven't seen them in a few months, so I was really looking forward to it.
Damn you, Sandy!
Misread the signs coming at me from a beautiful girl AGAIN, however the flipside is that she still wants to be friends and thinks we'll be great friends, so that's okay. But still, I felt so embarrassed and foolish, because this happens a lot. Ah well. 
Always go for the gold, man; even when they're thinking bronze.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
For the Imke.
Feels good to be bad, don't it?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Ahaha, love it!
I was able to sell one, but I've still got two extra that I literally can not give away for the life of me. I beginning to suspect that people secretly hate me.
I HATE BONFIRE NIGHT!! Neighbours setting off really loud fireworks, I'm as skittish as my cat right now, might join him underneath the bed until they run out of explosives.
Oh Jesus Culties. A war has started and shit is being thrown into every fan that is spinning. Xia told me I cant be friends with her friends. And then her brother(not by blood) invited me out to breakfast and now Xia says that I have ruined all her friendships and set Toma(the brother) and his fiance Michella text saying "fuck you blah blah blah we are not friends" at 3 am. She is telling people I abused her and is saying I am fucking her friends.
Oh and its gets better she also demands I pay her rent but also demands I give her my keys and That in the adult world thats how things work.
And to make it even more fun I missed out on a great threesome.
Plus she says she hates me and I am a terrible person and all that stuff that happens when shit is thrown into fans.
This is the crazies breakup ever. But
Ready for it
I AM FUCKING AWESOME. So over to the Hooray thread.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Xia is fucking... nuts. What the flying fuck? Why the fuck does she claim you're a terrible person?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
My toddler has a bad cold. Its her first. She threw up all over the place last night. Stuffy all night, snoring with a runny nose. Coughing. She doesn't get the difference between blowing her nose and spitting yet. Off to the doctors.
Hope you find you furry friends soon, Big S.
Oh that. We found one dog just fine. But the little one was run over and didn't make it. Pretty sad.
Also, Noah, does Xia dictate your life now? Be friends with whoever the hell you want to be friends with. If they still want to hang out with you, it's none of her business, right?
Oh I am going to do whatever I feel like. She lost all controll over me. I just have to get the rest of my stuff.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
He sold LucasArts to Disney and will still be in a supervising role for the next films. But he's not directing or writing so that's cool.