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PGoutis01 wrote:
That's why guys have white socks and black socks - all the same brand. It's easy.

And if you're a guy and not following these rules, you're doing it wrong.

I only have white socks and black socks as well! Fortunately, my man's feet are a lot bigger than mine, so it's not hard to figure out which belong to me.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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I was thinking I only have black socks but that would be a lie. I need to stock up on black gold toe socks again though.

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The weather was supposed to be great today, so I thought a t-shirt would do. This morning it looked very promising, but now I'm fucking freezing at work! It's grey, cold and windy outside, what the hell.

I sure am glad I didn't decide on wearing a tank top today.

The fact that the central heating isn't on (Because it's supposed to be warm during the summer) doesn't help by the way.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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The U.S. national debt is approaching sixteen trillion.

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I can't even count that much money.

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I don't think that number even exists in money.

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Wow. Who has zimbabwees and how many dollars does 100 trillion zimbabwees equal?

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I have no clue. We have plastic monies, though. Harder to wash.

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What happened with Zimbabwe is tragic. The government flooded the market with currency to spark the economy. What it did was drive inflation up. Their currency had no value. So the price of everything went up to ridiculous amounts. Then they had to start printing money with higher and higher values printed on them.

That happened a while ago. I don't know what their financial situation looks like now though.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Whatever dudes, chicks dig colored socks. Sure, the primary color is black but there are other colors on them too. Guys are "supposed" to wear greys and black and blues as far as their wardrobe goes so a colorful sock or undershirt adds a pop of color to your getup. And the only reason to wear white socks is for athletic reasons. Or if you're in jail. This is all bullshit though, wear what you want. Except white socks. This isn't middle school.

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The only man who could get away with white socks was Michael Jackson... and even he looked a bit stupid.

Novelty socks should also be outlawed for guys.

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PGoutis01 wrote:
What happened with Zimbabwe is tragic. The government flooded the market with currency to spark the economy. What it did was drive inflation up. Their currency had no value. So the price of everything went up to ridiculous amounts. Then they had to start printing money with higher and higher values printed on them.

That happened a while ago. I don't know what their financial situation looks like now though.

We had that before 2005 when they introduced the new leu (RON). A pair of good jeans, for instance, was 2,000,000 lei ($60), and everything was at least 10,000 lei (a bread). Then they cut 4 zeroes, but it's still stupid, because the coins have very little value, you could probably only buy a stick of chewing gum, if they were still sold separately. It'll be interesting to see if we still get the euro in 2015 and how much inflation will grow then.

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It's my belief that one of the things that brought Greece's financial collapse is them switching to the Euro.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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I think that's a pretty universal belief.

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Sorry, sometimes I'm not sure how much the rest of the world (besides the people of Greece obviously) think about Greece's situation. Smile

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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That is actually what saved us during the crisis. We're in deep shit, too, but it could've been much worse if we had the euro. Although the parity has soared during the past 2 weeks due to all the political turmoil around here, and basically everyone who owes euros to a bank is screwed. My family too, we still have many more years of installments on the house.

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Pete, I think Europeans are very interested. In Romania, at least, we get news about the Greek politics and economy every day.

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PGoutis01 wrote:
Sorry, sometimes I'm not sure how much the rest of the world (besides the people of Greece obviously) think about Greece's situation. :)

Sorry, I didn't mean my comment to sound patronising, it's just that it's talked about in the European press daily.(I also work in Financial Services so a lot of the content we produce is on this subject!)
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Greece should not have been accepted in the EC in the first place.

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Hattie wrote:
PGoutis01 wrote:
Sorry, sometimes I'm not sure how much the rest of the world (besides the people of Greece obviously) think about Greece's situation. :)

Sorry, I didn't mean my comment to sound patronising, it's just that it's talked about in the European press daily.(I also work in Financial Services so a lot of the content we produce is on this subject!)

I didn't think you were being patronizing. It's just that most U.S. citizens live in a bubble. So, I'm not sure what the rest of the world thinks about issues like this or even knows about them.
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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Quoted for Truth:

franc tireur wrote:
Greece should not have been accepted in the EC in the first place.
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Working in a restaurant that has no food. I'm dying for some lunch over here!

And as soon as I thought I was getting David's face right he ended up with a duckface. At least he doesn't have an orange tan.

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Syria's in a real bummer right now.

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David's face is a buzzkill.

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I'll still be your guys' buzz kill because I'm just in a really good mood. I mean a really good mood.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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Greenland is melting. Global warming is real. Change or die.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/27/greenland-ice-sheet-...

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Awesome workout, extremely hot out, roommate who sits around watching TV all day goes and derps into the shower.

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Nightrious wrote:
Awesome workout, extremely hot out, roommate who sits around watching TV all day goes and derps into the shower.

Why didn't you flush the toilet while he was in there?
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Or pull the curtain to the side and say "You get out or I go in there!"

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Awesome workout, extremely hot out, roommate who sits around watching TV all day goes and derps into the shower.

This exact thing just happened. But I did the _endleSS_mike_ thing and made the best of it, adding three sets to my workout while I waited.

The worst part, though, is knowing a guy was just standing naked where I'm about to be standing naked. He's out of the shower now, and there will be enough hot water (I use mostly cold), but it seems one must wait fifteen or so minutes for the aura of his nakedness to dissipate, as though that aura is one with the fog on the mirror.

Anyway, it's always incredibly stupid to not foresee something happening when it happened yesterday, so minus two points to me. A nigga must roll with the punches.

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That guy still hasn't called back about that job yet. I accidentally showed up yesterday and he said they were still waiting to hear back about my background check.

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Anaheim's rioting will not change a thing.

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I had the same nightmare three times in a row this morning. I'd doze off again and the second one would seem so real, and then the third time it was even worse. Gonna make myself a nice strong cup of tea to fully wake up.

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Ahh, first day back at work after my vacation! Major buzzkill.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Had three premonitory dreams this morning in the space of half an hour, with different scenarios why I wouldn't go with Alex to the concert. Apparently one of them was correct, so I'll go with my girlfriends. I hope to heavens he doesn't introduce his girlfriend to me, I wouldn't stand the idea.

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It's been over a week and my background check thing for Pizza Hut still hasn't been cleared.

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I've been this site's bummer for as long as I can remember.

I am posting here AGAIN to reiterate the fact that I am still giving positivity a try.

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UPS sent me a notification that my phone wouldn't be here until tomorrow. Sad

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Did I mention my pathetic consolation prize for toughing out this difficult and painful trip?

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No, what?

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4 Vicodin, right? More of a booby-prize, really.

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So, yesterday I took Izzi to the park, the Natural History Museum, the Fleet Science Center, and the Model Railroad Museum yesterday, followed by dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant. We had a lovely day.

I get home and find the the dog had somehow managed to get into my bedroom and shut the door, trapping herself in there for maybe seven hours. A bored and lonely basenji is a dangerous thing. She chewed up my hockey sweater and a hoodie of which I was terribly fond. She shredded each individual strip of the vertical blinds. And she ate my laptop. Now, I really wasn't using that laptop at all anymore, but still that was a rather un-neighborly deed to inflict upon me.

I told her (Lucy. The basenji.) that I am going to sell her to a science lab so that cosmetics may be tested on her. She is without remorse.

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reminded me of:

The rest of your day I am jealous of.

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Oooh, that's going on my facebook.

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Funny story: Turns out I didn't get the promotion. Oh well. At least I have a job.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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And that you didn't get drilled hard.

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I seriously don't know what the point of the interview was. They didn't even tell me what the job entails.

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Damn. I was rooting for mike to get the promotion. With the attitude and everything it seemed perfect.

Speaking of jobs, my brother in law might get fired for missing too much work due to medical issues, BUT, I might be able to take his position and I really need a job doing anything at this point, BUT BUT the job is as a cook at the IHOP at PDX.

So it is, in order, Buzzkill, not buzzkill, Double Plus Buzzkill.

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Tuffy wrote:
So, yesterday I took Izzi to the park, the Natural History Museum, the Fleet Science Center, and the Model Railroad Museum yesterday, followed by dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant. We had a lovely day.

I get home and find the the dog had somehow managed to get into my bedroom and shut the door, trapping herself in there for maybe seven hours. A bored and lonely basenji is a dangerous thing. She chewed up my hockey sweater and a hoodie of which I was terribly fond. She shredded each individual strip of the vertical blinds. And she ate my laptop. Now, I really wasn't using that laptop at all anymore, but still that was a rather un-neighborly deed to inflict upon me.

I told her (Lucy. The basenji.) that I am going to sell her to a science lab so that cosmetics may be tested on her. She is without remorse.

When did you get a dog???