Mum made porkchops (which I love) but experienced with mashed sweet potatoes. It's the first time we've tasted this and it SUCKS. They taste like pumpkin and they're much too sweet.

Upside of the day: ate by myself a bucketful of fresh raspberries.

The only thing so far that happened to me today that was kind of a buzz kill was that I text my friend if they could pick me up earlier than i would get there if than waiting for the bus but they didn't text me until the bus finally got there an hour later. It wasn't that big of a deal though.

Ohhhh no,I forgot, a bigger buzzkill today would be this fucking leaning tower of pisa. I must've painted over it about 5-6 times already because the proportions are all off. I had just finished painting about 40 arches when I just couldn't get over the fact that it still wasn't right proportionally. I'm closer to being done with this mural though. I finally got David's base coat up I'm just trying to get the details done now.

Waking up was pointless.

The dog plopped down on the floor right up under me and started passing gas as soon as I sat down to eat some lunch.

Second Buzzkill of the Day:

WARNING: MORE GAY SHIT AHEAD

Met this guy online this morning. Been talking to him on and off all day. Says he's interested and was going to suggest we meet up when he mentions he's "poz," i.e., HIV+. He's cute and a total bottom so it's not like he expects me to really reciprocate, but still, not worth it. Not at all.

Not that you guys would expect this but I still have my buzz today.

Don't get me wrong. Same crap at work, but I had a great attitude. So I don't care about negative attitudes directed at me.

BuzzKillSquared

I got a thai stick last night. #buzzborn

Still staying positive, though I can't ignore the buzz kill feeling of, I'm 24, single, living with my parents, and still have no idea what I want to do with my life.

I think I'm happiest when people love me because I make them happy, and for some reason I fantasize about being a performer of some kind at Disney World. I have no idea what kind though, or how I could live on a salary like that.

I also like to be creative. Thought of making a web show, but I wouldn't know what to make it about.

The biggest buzzkill for today was that I was sleepy when we went to watch the midnight showing if Dark Knight Rises. My eyes were so foggy and just wanting to close but I managed to watch the whole movie.

I hate it when that happens, Jaz! I'm afraid to say I have a lot of experience with watching movies while being sleepy.

I think that's what it's going to be like for me when I go see it at noon. Fumpfh!

On the rag.

Ruins all the fun

Um... What is that Lego youtube channel?

#currentlymakinglegomovieswiththechild

#tmithreadhattie

As of tomorrow, I will be working 15 days straight. Nice knowing y'all.

Don't die KIT!

My Buzzkill of the day was finding out my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me. Thanks Life.

I took baby to the doctor and she did a GIANT pooh. Seriously, it went up her tummy and in her belly button.

Ah the joys of diapers redirecting pooh. At least it didn't get in her hair or yours.

I was supposed to have an orgy with seven women but one of them didn't show up.

I hate when that happens.

Ruins the whole night. Especially when it's the ugly one, cuz you start thinking, 'Damn, she didn't wanna fuck me?' My insecurities really get to me.

Everyone should want to fuck me. Not just the ones I wanna fuck.

Ovaries. Fuck you.

Great. The Cult has synchronous menses now.

Run for cover boys.

We won't judge you if you need to group hug to get through it.

Actually, we will. And demand chocolate and hugs of our own.

Actually, I'm not bleeding this week.

I'm leaving this thread before my body decides to start out of pure spite. Because that is what it likes to do.

I'm having mine too but purely by choice and not by nature.

Canisters of human embryos thrown away in a Russian forest...Two hundred forty eight embryos...

http://www.rt.com/news/russia-found-embryos-canisters-882/

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It's buzzkill for me every time pepper edits her post with just a "." What did she say? I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!

She has her period. Duh.

sorry. most of the time it is just something very dumb or something personal wouldn't mind any of you knowing but I remember all the lurkers and that it will sit there forever and yeah.

this time it was dumb.

yeah, I kinda wish this board was members-only

Oh I forgot to warn you Mums there are pictures in that link. But why would you click it anyway? Double buzzkill!

You can check out his channel here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/DoctorBrikDady?feature=watch

It's kid-friendly and everything.

Why would the pictures bother the Mums more than the Tulips or the Azaleas?

Went to the water park with the kids today. I put my phone in a ziplock bag to keep it dry, but near the end of the day the bagged leaked and flooded my phone, completely fucking it up. Oh bother.

I didn't click on Ritt's link.

My buzzkill of the day was when I was all caught up with the laundry and then I realized I washed a colored washcloth with the white towels in hot water. The towels are tri-folded, stacked true as always, but I can't stand it because I know that no matter how perfectly placed in the linen closet they may be, they're tainted. I know.

Meanwhile, in pepperworld, I am avoiding gonig through the sock basket and matching up a weeks worth of socks to pack for five people.

I don't have life nearly as together as Alecia.

Fuck matching socks. This is all my moms fault. She promised. That dirty promise breaker.

You know, when I was a kid, about eleven or so, we had a huge mountain of mismatched socks and my mom was all overwhelmed about it and begged and pleaded and finally promised, promised, that if we (my sister and I) dealt with the pile of socks, matched them all and sorted out the old ones and the ones with no mates, we would never, NEVER SHE SAID, have to do it ever again. I made sure, it was the NEVER stipulation, I made her repeat it and clarify completely. She said NEVER AGAIN, would I have to match socks.

I don't match socks on principle.

And I grumble at my mom to myself every time I end up with a huge pile of socks to deal with. I've let her know too! I've told her. Making promises about what life will be and won't be like I wouldn't grow up and have my heart broken by them.

That's why guys have white socks and black socks - all the same brand. It's easy.

And if you're a guy and not following these rules, you're doing it wrong.

That's all well and good when you're just one dude, Pete. Not so much when you have three guys with similarly sized feet all under one roof. Pepper knows about this, I bet!

Meh...it's all a front for the neurotic jumbled mess I am on the inside.

Gold Toe brand socks, black. I have two dozen pairs.

I like that I sparked a conversation about socks and sock habits.

I do know about this!

But their feet all keep changing size! Every time I get a grip on who's feet are close in size to each others the sizes change.

And then there is little girl who wants all kinds of pretty socks in all different frills and patterns that i can never mate up again after the third or so time she wears them, half of them just disappear.

When I was a lad, I made sock puppets.

*shame*

Nah, who am I kidding? They were awesome.