buy and read my book
why even answer with that ????? okay have a good holiday man or women
Clean and dry my dishes.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
Because you can't just pop up around here and tell us to buy and read your book. Civility works both ways.
Kiss me, you fool.
I hope you had a good editor.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
i don't think he has one.
"and no there will be NO PARADE!!!!!!!" - Hopi
I remember this kid. He used to post a couple years ago with awful spelling, and everyone took the piss out of him.
Kiss me, you fool.
That doesn't sound like a very good book. That book sounds like the first part of a movie where it just establishes who the characters are and stuff, and what they're like, and what they do before something awesome or exciting or scary happens. But then nothing happens. It doesn't really sound like there's a lot of conflict, it's just people hanging out.
Don't worry, I wrote the exact same book once. I was 21 and didn't know any better and thought I was being "realistic" by having fuck-all happen.
You should make it about drugs. Like, you'd still have vaguely dissatisfied hepsterish young people being outrageous, except stuff happens because they're all hooked on heroin. Or you could set it in the future and make it about like, space heroin and it would be a science fiction novel.
Or instead of being vaguely dissatisfied young people, they're orcs.
I should just delete this thread for being lousy, but instead I'll just bury it in the Trades, Barters & Promotions forum.
yeah have editor.
and it is a published book.
anyway i did not mean to come across as i was ordering you to do something sorry...
http://www.8thhousepublishing.com/unwanted-hopeless-romantic-morons.html
there is the link check it out if you like.
thanks
geoff
Don't worry, I wrote the exact same book once. I was 21 and didn't know any better and thought I was being "realistic" by having fuck-all happen.
You should make it about drugs. Like, you'd still have vaguely dissatisfied hepsterish young people being outrageous, except stuff happens because they're all hooked on heroin. Or you could set it in the future and make it about like, space heroin and it would be a science fiction novel.
Or instead of being vaguely dissatisfied young people, they're orcs.
there might be some truth to that, but stuff does happen in the book. you did not read any of the book right?
It might be a bit of a jim jarmusch type thing.
and i was not trying to be rude to anybody. but i could be. trust me.
it's my first published book. maybe some of you have writen a couple it is a good feeling. promotion is freaking me out...
anyway thanks for the snide apathy that some of you are giving me
Don't worry, I wrote the exact same book once. I was 21 and didn't know any better and thought I was being "realistic" by having fuck-all happen.
You should make it about drugs. Like, you'd still have vaguely dissatisfied hepsterish young people being outrageous, except stuff happens because they're all hooked on heroin. Or you could set it in the future and make it about like, space heroin and it would be a science fiction novel.
Or instead of being vaguely dissatisfied young people, they're orcs.
there might be some truth to that, but stuff does happen in the book. you did not read any of the book right?
It might be a bit of a jim jarmusch type thing.
and i was not trying to be rude to anybody. but i could be. trust me.
it's my first published book. maybe some of you have writen a couple it is a good feeling. promotion is freaking me out...
anyway thanks for the snide apathy that some of you are giving me
SOMEBODY SAID THE MAGIC WOOOOORD!
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Alex, buddy, you won't win. I'm sorry to say it, but it's the way it is.
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And there's a damn good list of reasons.
Rational reasons!
I'd be happy to publish them.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
Like lack of basic grammar skills?
I mean, I know that's why God invented editors, but when you can't even spell "crapped" correctly, it makes me think that you've probably never read a book. And if you've never read a book, then you probably shouldn't be writing them either.
There is hope, but not for us.
when you can't even spell "crapped" correctly, it makes me think that you've probably never read a book. And if you've never read a book, then you probably shouldn't be writing them either.
Bing bing bing.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
If Six did this, I mean she wouldn't have to be nice and all that shablam... Cos I would totally read anything she'd write.
This also goes for Corellion, Nightrious and if it was a short story ScubaSteve.
thank you for your time.
lovemaking and peace upon thy.
DON LYABB!
I want to chase the mysterious Lyabb Rabbit, deterred not by the doors you close behind you, so I may one day catch you and give your hair a hug.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
i heard someone was craping all over a thread, and came here to look, because ive not had breakfast, but found it was just an illiterate author who couldnt spell crapped.
somebody owes me breakfast. hold the shit, just some tater hash would be lovely 
have i arrived too late for breakfast? 
By the time I mail you breakfast, I fear it'll be something else entirely
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
Six On The Dot
Crap!
I'll have whatever t-info is having... T-info... that's O.G
Here is also a poser picture of another one of my "awesome hair days."
No.