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Alexanderdeath25
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No.

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why even answer with that ????? okay have a good holiday man or women

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Alexanderdeath25 wrote:
why even answer with that ?????

Because you can't just pop up around here and tell us to buy and read your book. Civility works both ways.
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Alexanderdeath25 wrote:
why even answer with that ????? okay have a good holiday man or women

I hope you had a good editor.

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i don't think he has one.

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I remember this kid. He used to post a couple years ago with awful spelling, and everyone took the piss out of him.

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That doesn't sound like a very good book. That book sounds like the first part of a movie where it just establishes who the characters are and stuff, and what they're like, and what they do before something awesome or exciting or scary happens. But then nothing happens. It doesn't really sound like there's a lot of conflict, it's just people hanging out.

Don't worry, I wrote the exact same book once. I was 21 and didn't know any better and thought I was being "realistic" by having fuck-all happen.

You should make it about drugs. Like, you'd still have vaguely dissatisfied hepsterish young people being outrageous, except stuff happens because they're all hooked on heroin. Or you could set it in the future and make it about like, space heroin and it would be a science fiction novel.

Or instead of being vaguely dissatisfied young people, they're orcs.

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I should just delete this thread for being lousy, but instead I'll just bury it in the Trades, Barters & Promotions forum.

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xec8 wrote:
I remember this kid. He used to post a couple years ago with awful spelling, and everyone took the piss out of him.

yeah have editor.
and it is a published book.
anyway i did not mean to come across as i was ordering you to do something sorry...

http://www.8thhousepublishing.com/unwanted-hopeless-romantic-morons.html

there is the link check it out if you like.

thanks

geoff

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Spike wrote:
That doesn't sound like a very good book. That book sounds like the first part of a movie where it just establishes who the characters are and stuff, and what they're like, and what they do before something awesome or exciting or scary happens. But then nothing happens. It doesn't really sound like there's a lot of conflict, it's just people hanging out.

Don't worry, I wrote the exact same book once. I was 21 and didn't know any better and thought I was being "realistic" by having fuck-all happen.

You should make it about drugs. Like, you'd still have vaguely dissatisfied hepsterish young people being outrageous, except stuff happens because they're all hooked on heroin. Or you could set it in the future and make it about like, space heroin and it would be a science fiction novel.

Or instead of being vaguely dissatisfied young people, they're orcs.

there might be some truth to that, but stuff does happen in the book. you did not read any of the book right?

It might be a bit of a jim jarmusch type thing.

and i was not trying to be rude to anybody. but i could be. trust me.

it's my first published book. maybe some of you have writen a couple it is a good feeling. promotion is freaking me out...

anyway thanks for the snide apathy that some of you are giving me

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Alexanderdeath25 wrote:
Spike wrote:
That doesn't sound like a very good book. That book sounds like the first part of a movie where it just establishes who the characters are and stuff, and what they're like, and what they do before something awesome or exciting or scary happens. But then nothing happens. It doesn't really sound like there's a lot of conflict, it's just people hanging out.

Don't worry, I wrote the exact same book once. I was 21 and didn't know any better and thought I was being "realistic" by having fuck-all happen.

You should make it about drugs. Like, you'd still have vaguely dissatisfied hepsterish young people being outrageous, except stuff happens because they're all hooked on heroin. Or you could set it in the future and make it about like, space heroin and it would be a science fiction novel.

Or instead of being vaguely dissatisfied young people, they're orcs.

there might be some truth to that, but stuff does happen in the book. you did not read any of the book right?

It might be a bit of a jim jarmusch type thing.

and i was not trying to be rude to anybody. but i could be. trust me.

it's my first published book. maybe some of you have writen a couple it is a good feeling. promotion is freaking me out...

anyway thanks for the snide apathy that some of you are giving me

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Alex, buddy, you won't win. I'm sorry to say it, but it's the way it is.

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Like lack of basic grammar skills?

I mean, I know that's why God invented editors, but when you can't even spell "crapped" correctly, it makes me think that you've probably never read a book. And if you've never read a book, then you probably shouldn't be writing them either.

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If Six did this, I mean she wouldn't have to be nice and all that shablam... Cos I would totally read anything she'd write.

This also goes for Corellion, Nightrious and if it was a short story ScubaSteve.

thank you for your time.

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i heard someone was craping all over a thread, and came here to look, because ive not had breakfast, but found it was just an illiterate author who couldnt spell crapped.

somebody owes me breakfast. hold the shit, just some tater hash would be lovely Wink

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have i arrived too late for breakfast? Sad

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Crap!

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I'll have whatever t-info is having... T-info... that's O.G

Here is also a poser picture of another one of my "awesome hair days."

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