"But if I actually kiss you, then you win the bet, right?"
Once, my brother discovered that a not-so-timid little friend of his from school had a crush on me. When he discovered this, he and his friends had a huge laugh. They figured she had no chance in hell with me, so they placed a bet. A significant figure if she could kiss me, on the lips, with tongue. A significantly larger figure if she bedded me. Had to be inside of the two weeks of school holidays remaining, however.
So, that weekend at one of our parties, she was flirting with me. She was pretty cute, so I was flirting back (as you do), and my brother's friends suddenly realised they didn't have such a solid investment. My brother upped the ante, and informed me of the bet. I decided to play a little game as a result.
I kept flirting with her, stronger and stronger, but stringing her along. Finally, it's literally the last day of the bet, and we're watching a movie together. She begins to be less subtle, until she's kissing my hand... she turns around slightly, and just as our lips are about to touch, I say, "But if I actually kiss you, then you win the bet, right?"
Damn, the look of shock on her face 
She left the house quick-smart, and really chewed out my brother and his friends. Apparently, she slapped one of them who made a smart-arsed comment, too Wish I'd been there to see that. Haven't seen her since. She was too embarrassed.
Anyone else ever been involved in a 'bet you can't sleep with her/him'... situation?
She was cute, but young. I mean, I was 18, she was 15. I don't even think that's legal.
In Australia, everything's legal.
You made the right choice.
Oh, and I personally have never - to my knowledge - been involved with a 'bet you can/can't kiss/fuck him' thing. Other High Weirdness, yes, but not that.
I saw the topic and thought this was gonna be about the Steve Buscemi film Trees Lounge... where Buscemi hits on a girl at the bar while they're both extremely sauced-up and he bets her that if he wins he gets to take her home, and if she wins she gets to go home with him.. and she's all so if you win, you get to go home with me and if I win I get to go home with you, and that means if you win you kiss me and if if you lose I kiss you or something and she's like what the fuck kind of prize is that?
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rohan [/i]
[B]She was cute, but young. I mean, I was 18, she was 15. I don't even think that's legal. [/B][/QUOTE]
I don't know man, all I can say is I dated plenty of freshman chicks[14 to 15] in high school as an 18 year old senior... and that's pretty much the way things work, and hell, in Texas where they hold kids back in school to be bigger for football, I see 19 and 20 year old guys with 15 year-olds and they all go to the same school...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
There was that 16 year-old I dated when I was 23, so I shouldn't talk, I guess. ...But I didn't [i]know[/i] how old she was...
How long did she pull the wool over your eyes?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rohan [/i]
[B]How long did she pull the wool over your eyes? [/B][/QUOTE] Long enough for me to a) break several fairly serious laws, 
become emotionally vested/conflicted once I found out, c) oh, about 3 or 4 months, though I'd already begiun to have my suspicions, like 1) why can't I go to your house, 2) why haven't I met your parents, 3) why do you still live with them anyway, 4) how come we never go to, say, a bar?
The real question is did I stop sleeping with her once I found out?
Yes, that is indeed a real question.
Do you feel like answering it?
It sounded rhetorical to me... as in we already know the answer is no...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]The real question is did I stop sleeping with her once I found out? [/B][/QUOTE]
Hell, no.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Hell, no. [/B][/QUOTE]
Brilliant Keep smashing Brock's theory about the pussification of males, brother
I don' know nuffin' 'bout smashin' no theories, Miss Scarlet!
looks like an underaged-booty hunter in heat...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Cam es mucho macho...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
rohan, you need to go to the emperor thread, toot sweet.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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if i have, it must have been a cruel joke.
nevertheless, i have been involved in the i'll give you fifty bucks if you pick up a prostitute and have her give you a blow job kind of dare. i still can't believe my friend steve thought i would pass. i mean, fifty bucks is fifty bucks and with bjs at that time costing 20 i was making thirty dollars! whoa.
When I was 16 my friends and I all loaded into a Ford Falcon to make the 30 mile drive to Reno one Friday night. Well, between Fernley, NV and Reno, NV is Mustang. We stopped, we stared, I got dared. What's surprising is not that I went, but that they let me in. And I bought a keychain.
I choose to bet on the road toll instead. Theres less contributing factors, and results are more predictable. Was it worth it? Or should, I say, was it not worth it? You coulda got some tang..