Bodyswapping - for the good of mankind.

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Rohan
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Here follows an enjoyable, traditional discussion amongst two sagely men, both suffering from various levels of testosterone poisoning.

what would be 99% perfect is--- male mind, female body. cos A- your head is in order ,and B- you look awesome.
Yeah, many a man has discussed this already, methinks Smile
Now, if you had the option of becoming female, but retaining your mind as it stands, would you take it, y'know, for the benefit of all mankind and such?
id take it for selfish reasons-- not to help 'mankind'

So, who else'd do this...er... for mankind... and stuff? But this is FOREVER, and FOREVER is a very long time. Consider this.

Oh, and before any flaming ensues from offended womynfolk, go, erm... eat some salt or something Smile

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Ok, i feel ive been slightly mis-represented-- Rohan, my testosterone charged, smart arse, partner in crime left out a juicy piece of txt that will make him seem as much of an asshole as i have just come across as.

[b]: I know. Hehe. Gotta fucken' love being male.[/b]
: indeed.
: what would be 99% perfect is--- male mind, female body.......

If im going down, im taking you with me. Punk.

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How's that change anything, though? We're both still assholes, and last I checked, relatively proud of this fact Smile

Besides, that was part of our previous conversation topic, which was even MORE offensive again...

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--in my hastily prepared confession--

nah nah, i feel the leaving out of that line of yours-- weighed the 'misogyny sounding-ness' all on me. so, rather than give you an opportunity to play off being the 'better-man', i felt i needed to make you look cold/insincere/cruel (+add adjective here) as well.

anyway, no matter. lets see how the people feel.

ps. we SHOULD post more of our ICQ chats on this- for discussion.
it would be a hoot.

pps. im NOT a misogynist by the way, just a dreamer.

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Hell, why not next time we go down to the pub, take a dictaphone and post the results as an mp3, so that nobody on here ever talks to us again? Smile

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Thats an idea.

I fear only that our wit & sardonic humour would be beaten down by the sounds of .
That is our concern, dude.

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I'll have to loan you some of the cds of places I've bugged before, you'd be surprised how good a directional microphone can be.

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how good? ( give me a rating out of 10 ) ?

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Remember that tall computer gamer chick from the party the other friday?

I got 47 minutes of her first time majorly smashed off her tits.

I presented it to her on audio cd for her birthday.

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Evil. Yet so very very funny.

On the subject of subjective subjectivation, I'd have to say....no. Though I would like to get in a woman's head for a while, try and figure out what the hell is going on in there.

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providing my mind could be inserted into the body of a twenty year old female whose pulchritude and socio-economic station is undeniably among the highest order, yes. i would. just think of the fun you'd have torturing men. or, would i be a lesbian?

rohan / wes my like minded evil doers, you have touched on an amazing theme: the expression of latent homosexulaity through gender transmogriphication. kafka, if he ever thought about it, would be proud. i salute you. rock on.

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I guess that was half the point of 'keeping your own mind'... for the experiment of it. If you'd been subjected to years of assault from Oestrogen and her clansmen instead of Testosterone and his footsoldiers, you'd probably be quite a different person mentally, yes?

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likely as not, "she" would.

oh, yeah, i would need to be french. french women rock.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
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rohan / wes my like minded evil doers, you have touched on an amazing theme: the expression of latent homosexulaity through gender transmogriphication. kafka, if he ever thought about it, would be proud. i salute you. rock on. [/B][/QUOTE]

cool. awesomness. kafka and framstedt in the house.

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bring it around town

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Let me be the first girl to post. You guys are hilarious and all evil. What would I do without you.

And in regards to the whole woman's body/man's mind thing, don't worry, probably a lot of girls have thought the same kind of thing (man's boyd/woman's mind). Remember, they made a whole Rob Scheider movie about it.

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you'd be quite lost, i suspect, jane s. and, bored to tears in the wide open spaces of aksarben.

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LOL! You know about aksarben!!!!!!! That's priceless!

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naturally, afterall i am the international man of mystery . . . lol.

if you live in omaha . . . have you eaten at gerats (sp), the steak house that warren buffet frequents? i love the fact that the wine list has bartells and james' wine coolers, especially for the wise old sage.

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[URL=http://www.comedycorner.org/59.html]if you had a male mind in a woman's body...[/URL]

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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very droll. hats off to connie blair, a democratic camedienne who has yet to have a come to jesus experience.

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come to jesus...you mean cum to jesus?

"so you can make me cum that doesn't make you jesus"--tori amos.

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

Rohan
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Struth - don't even JOKE about stuff like that! I'd sooner be dead than have something fuck with my emotions monthly, not to mention the pain! *shudder*

At least with -my- hormones there's solid consistancy to my narkyness. Smile

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No, I have never eaten there. I'm pretty sure that I've seen Warren Buffet in person, because it seems like it would be such a given, but I can't for the life of me think where I would have seen him.

I've seen Will Smith though! Oh yeah!

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I saw Harrison Ford and the woman who plays Ally Mcbeal on TV at my hotel in Hawaii. Last time I went to Hawaii, I saw Santana.

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i bumped into bat man at a paris hotel three years ago. that's adam west as bat man and not mr. keaton. not at all what i thought a millionaire playboy ought to look like, but my god you shuld have seen the wife. yowsa.

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Dude, when you said bat man, I didn't think, like Batman. I was thinking of maybe some kind of circus preformer who specializes in bats. Cause, you know, that seems like the kind of person you, framstedt, would hang out with. Someone who had hypnotic control over bats.

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the saddest day in my life was when bela lugosi died. *gets up crying, and runs to bathroom to wash his face*

i did mean adam west . . . not louisville slugger.