Beer? You like beer right? A contest...........

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rossthefireman
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So I made some beer and need a beer label. Im not good with the photoshops or any of that stuff. My artistry comes in fermenting, not art work.
So here is the deal, if one of you designs me a beer label to use on my beer, I will send you a 22oz bottle of my homemade Espresso Porter.
Couple things:
1) This beer is not for sale. I do not have a license to sell alcohol so your label will not be used for profit purposes, only a fun label to have on a homemade bottle of beer.
2) My last name should appear at the top of the label. I want it to say 'Macumber's' at the top.
3)on the bottom of the label somewhere I want it to say " A Robust Porter made brewed with real espresso beans"

A couple a names I had in mind
1) Espresso Porter (boring but to the point)
2) Beatnik Porter (beatniks drank espresso, you get the idea)
3) Facchino (facchino means 'porter' in Italian, Italians also came up with espresso, again you get the idea)

So, who wants to win this contest?

love drug
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I do but my laptop with photoshop cs4 on it is broken. Sad

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I want to win. And you should send me a beer whether you like my label or not. Because I think your brew sounds really yummy.

Question: do you want it to say exactly this? " A Robust Porter made brewed with real espresso beans" with the words "made" and "brewed"? Because I thought that might be a typo?

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This could be fun, I'll see if I can get the oomph to try and whip something up tonight.

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Someone doesn't care about the German Purity Law.

rossthefireman
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Its a typo.
"A Robust Porter brewed with real espresso beans"

That and I dont give no damn about the Reinheitsgebot

rossthefireman
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Nobody got nothing?
Hmm I thought your arty people were better than that

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rossthefireman wrote:
Nobody got nothing?
Hmm I thought your arty people were better than that

I think I have a good idea. I'm gonna go ahead and execute it.

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big S
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i forgot. i had some ideas, i just have to sit down and try them.

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This isn't necessarily a finished label. If there's anything you'd want different let me know.

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EDIT: The black isn't part of the label.

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