..because seeing a psychiatrist would require leaving my house.

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Ritt
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I think I might be experiencing agoraphobia. For real. I feel like I can't leave my house. When it comes to going places, I get a rush of overwhelming feelings. When friends call, I just tell them I don't feel like going out, or I'm cough cough sick or whatever. I try walking down the street and I start to feel ill. I don't know what for though. Nothing's happened to me. I wasn't like, attacked in public or anything. Is this a sign from God? Am I suppose to do something for the good of humanity? Or is it a warning for the worst of things to come? Are there any psychoanalysts here who can talk to me? Drug dealers who can sell me prozac?

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[QUOTE=Ritt;1117408]I think I might be experiencing agoraphobia. For real. I feel like I can't leave my house. When it comes to going places, I get a rush of overwhelming feelings. When friends call, I just tell them I don't feel like going out, or I'm cough cough sick or whatever. I try walking down the street and I start to feel ill. I don't know what for though. Nothing's happened to me. I wasn't like, attacked in public or anything. Is this a sign from God? Am I suppose to do something for the good of humanity? Or is it a warning for the worst of things to come? Are there any psychoanalysts here who can talk to me? Drug dealers who can sell me prozac?[/QUOTE]

smoke alot of pot?

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Too many people called Alex. This feels like never ending.

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call me, you don't have agoraphobia, i used to deliver food and liquor to ags, your just a neurotic stoner, buck up!

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ativan will help

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[QUOTE=Alexanderdeath25;1117428]ativan will help[/QUOTE]
So will a BULLET TO YA HEAAAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA FUCKIN HEAD!

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yes

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[QUOTE=xec8;1117440]So will a BULLET TO YA HEAAAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA FUCKIN HEAD![/QUOTE]

who was this directed to?

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A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!

caps

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[QUOTE=xec8;1117440]So will a BULLET TO YA HEAAAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA HEAAAAD!
A BULLET TO YA FUCKIN HEAD![/QUOTE]
don't ever say that phil cause when a bullet hits a brothers head and penetriates the skull and death ensues it can be a heavy wollen cloak* to wear.

*black.

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???????

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[QUOTE=Alexanderdeath25;1117448]???????[/QUOTE]

You keep this up and I'ma shoot you.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1117451]You keep this up and I'ma shoot you.[/QUOTE]

I just was questioning the last post.

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[QUOTE=morey;1117446]don't ever say that phil cause when a bullet hits a brothers head and penetriates the skull and death ensues it can be a heavy wollen cloak* to wear.

*black.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes the bullet will deflect off the skull though and travel under the skin till it exits the other side, and, yeah, there's a lot of blood but otherwise the person is just fine.

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[QUOTE=Alexanderdeath25;1117455]I just was questioning the last post.[/QUOTE]

Muhfucka you better start questioning yo life.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1117460]Muhfucka you better start questioning yo life.[/QUOTE]

yo G chill.

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I haven't really eaten anything the last two days and yet I just took an amazingly large shit. Should I consult a psychiatrist to see if I'm alright?

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1117528]I haven't really eaten anything the last two days and yet I just took an amazingly large shit. Should I consult a psychiatrist to see if I'm alright?[/QUOTE]

ANOREXIA

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1117528]I haven't really eaten anything the last two days and yet I just took an amazingly large shit. Should I consult a psychiatrist to see if I'm alright?[/QUOTE]

that was a baby sweet sister congratulations hold it tight to yourr man breast!

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Go to a concert, and you will leave cured.

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whatkind of c0oncvet

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One you'll like.

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You have Aids.

Sorry, Aides. I always mix up those spellings...

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Benzodiazepenes (Xanax, Valium, Ativan, Klonopin) can be used to treat anxiety you have to see a doctor (psychiatrist or any other kind of medical doctor, psychologists can't prescribe anything) to get them legally. And if you have an actual phobia be thankful because those are the easiest to cure, therapy wise.

Not a doctor, but I do own medical scrubs and a lot of latex gloves!

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[QUOTE]your just a neurotic stoner, buck up![/QUOTE]

I'm not a stoner.

[QUOTE]Benzodiazepenes (Xanax, Valium, Ativan, Klonopin) can be used to treat anxiety you have to see a doctor (psychiatrist or any other kind of medical doctor, psychologists can't prescribe anything) to get them legally. And if you have an actual phobia be thankful because those are the easiest to cure, therapy wise.[/QUOTE]

Seeing a doctor would mean going outside into the PUBLIC WORLD! {breaks a heavy sweat} I'll raid my sister's room and see what I can find.

[QUOTE]I haven't really eaten anything the last two days and yet I just took an amazingly large shit. Should I consult a psychiatrist to see if I'm alright?[/QUOTE]

No, you should inform your local news station insted. It might be something about God kind of stuff. If it's not, well...you can make it about God kind of stuff. Hey, it works with cheeseburgers and x-rays.

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there are drugs for youuuuuuuuuu.

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I just took 3 vicodins!

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1118102]I just took 3 vicodins![/QUOTE]thank u sir!

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Now I am no longer afraid to leave the house, I just have no desire to bother doing so.

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the ceiling is more interesting!

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yeah, i was just noticing that. I got to dust it. cobwebs!!!

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Could someone get my mail for me?

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i will intercept.

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[QUOTE=morey;1118100]there are drugs for youuuuuuuuuu.[/QUOTE]

There are drugs for all of us, just ask my shrink.

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[QUOTE]You're just fucking lazy![/QUOTE]

And that's where the ill feelings come from? huh doctor? Laziness makes me want to vomit??? I'm alergic to being a sloth??????

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yes! that'll be 150 dollars.

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[QUOTE=Ritt;1118548]And that's where the ill feelings come from? huh doctor? Laziness makes me want to vomit??? I'm alergic to being a sloth??????[/QUOTE]

sound like depression and maybe a bit of social anxiety, you'll be fine.

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My dear Ritt:

This is no sing of God. You are just going fucking crazy.

You got now a natural high. I personally am terrified of heights and the ocean. Some part of my brain just tells me I am in great danger and will probably die.

So... What do I do?

I spend all my money in Six flags. I go and jump to the ocean. My heart pushing adrenaline in all my body. My brain intoxicate with chemicals. Use this gift you have for your own pleasure. Push your self further!

Plus, do you have any idea how much money you will save for having no need for cocaina?

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I fucking hate the ocean. It's pretty to look at and stuff, but I don't go near it.

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try break danceing

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1118946]You have no self confidence and are not getting enough sunlight because you're always indoors on the computer.[/QUOTE]

What does lack of sunlight have to do with it? And why do I have to be always on the computer, just because I'm indoors? Huh? Why can't I be reading books, crying in a corner, or doing push ups and shit? Why do I even bother caring about my physique when I won't even leave my house?

[QUOTE]try break danceing[/QUOTE]

Try shutting up. This is serious.

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