Bass, gotta catch em' all - unless they're all dead

They have bass fishing in the Third Circle of Hell? That is the circle of Gluttony. Fishing seems too industrious and sportive for that circle.

damn, I thought the 3rd circle was for greed. It is a bit 'sportive' for the gluttonous, but either way the wiper are no more.

naw dawg. that's the 4th circle. anyhow all the cool kids are hanging out in the 6th circle.

with the heretics? I don't think I wanna be that cool, I feel fine in the *4th circle with greedy soccer moms and business moguls. Just fading into the background noise

k well you and Trump have fun surfing the flames 2gether!

donald is cool.

It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.

fish definitely have feelings, just not in their mouth. You should see them squirm when ya stick a knife in their belly and pull out their guts

Fishing is the most dangerous "sport." It was on Manswers last night
It's mostly dangerous because people drink while doing it.

LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha

oh yea ive had some 'un-balanced' days spent on a fishin boat, even had a hook caught in my eyelid once

lol

I hate fishing. It feels like i'm dying out there. Even more slowly than i already am, which is actually just living. Fishing is a slow death.

Thats probably because you don't know how to fish properly. You probably go to a lake, hook on a worm or a shiny piece of metal that was on sale at sports authority, and toss it in the water. Let me tell you something, only toddlers, retards, and illegal immigrants do that when they're fishing for trash fish.

I'm glad i'll never have to brag about being good at fishing.

im glad you'll never have to brag about being good at fishing either, because then i'd have to drive a car over my face.

I'm glad we can have a thread about fishing and how to be good at it!

Yea im glad i started this sumbitchin' thread ha. now I realize i said what not to do above, now what you NEED to do to reel in some guaranteed game fish, is invest in some good offset shank hooks, get some 6-15 lb test high quality mono or fluorocarbon line as well as some high test braid.

Get yourself a lot of soft plastics, crayfish pattern, senko's, swim senko's, cork screw worms, scented, unscented, tubes, spinnerbait, jigs, and get em in every color you can find. Learn a texas rig, a carolina rig and a wacky rig. get yourself some top water lures, skitterprops, mid level lures, shallow lures, deep divers, and neutral buoyancy lures. Get some baby bass, baby rainbows, and baby walleye lures. LIVE BAIT, hook up with some juicy night crawlers, meal worms, minnows, baby perch, and get some canned corn (carp love it). get some good bobbers too.

And last but certainly not least get a good spinning rod and reel. Be willing to spend at least 100 on a reel and at least 30 on a rod. Spend more on a reel cuz they are gonna last and you want something that ain't gonna fall apart when you got a big fish on. Rods break quite often, but if you get something nicer its more likely to have a replacement warranty. Now if you have some experience with the spinning reel and rod you might want to move up to the baitcasting rod and reel which offers greater accuracy and better casting performance but also requires more skill to use effectively. And if you have mastered those, its time to move on the the fly rod. But thats a whole 'nother ball game.

I've been fishing once. Off the wharf of the harbour with a couple of friends, we had hooks and line but no rods. We found some stick lying around and tied the line and hooks to them, we put some squid on the hooks and I caught heaps of spotties.

I quite seriously asked my friends if squid had testicles. They started laughing and I repeated the question not getting what was so hilarious.

Then I realised that what I actually meant to ask was if they had tentacles.

And I died laughing.

My friend took the little fish home and fed them to her cats.

And that's my fishing story.

sounds like a downright nice memory to have

I'm a lousy fisherman, but I'm pretty good at cards.

i am going to print that how-to post out and put it on my fridge.

Ain't no goddamned thing.

There's folks what know how to cook a sea robin and there's folks what don't.

carp are trash fish when it comes to eatin but they do taste good if ya get someone who knows what they're doing. My how to only applies to freshwater lake fishin fyi. I'm glad i could provide some fishin inspiration, any questions you wanna know the answers to about fishin, just gimme a holler and I'll set ya straight.

I just eat fish, I don't catch 'em.

way more satisfying and tasty if you catch em' and eat em'.

yum - yum

Then you gotta catch 'em all, even if they're dead.

the ones in my lake are nasty and sick, and if you eat em you get sick!

Then why catch 'em at all?!

Just had Fish and Chips for dinner.

A great big crumbed groper fillet with lemon. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeum!

for the sport! its fun to hunt em down and catch em then let them go and do it all over again.
fish and chips sounds d-e-lightful. I havent tasted balsamic vinegar in years

Can we go fishing this weekend? I'd like to try it.

Balsamic vinegar?

Pffffft. Tomato sauce bro!

I love fried white fish with sauce, mmmm.

well hell if you live in the area around denver CO ill take ya out on the boat
tomato sauce? you mean ketchup? bro? typical chaz
white fish... never had it. But there aint nothin like pan fried trout with a lemon wedge or a pound of deep fried northern pike with haut sauce. hooey! goddamn that sounds good. Made my tummy grumble

pan fried !

I don't know what a "chaz" is.

I'm from New Zealand. Tomato sauce is what we have with fish and chips.

oi flight of the concords - hilarious.
typical chazz = http://youtu.be/kJVmpLGjIdE

ill try tomato sauce

Fishing for sport! Golf for poor people!

Yeah Flight of the Conchords are great.

I only watched a few seconds of that link but I'd like to make it very clear that I am in no way a chazz.

sweet.

typical chazz = brohaggard lame

She's gone back to whorin'. The bass population is being repopulated via an organization that i funded. I am so happy.